Joe Francis is kind enough to voice his opinion on the sexual strengths and weaknesses of young Hollywood, with Paris Hilton in a commanding lead. He also manages to plug ParisExposed about ten times, which is quite the favor for a website he claims to despise. Turn the other cheek, eh, Joe? [TMZ]
Denise Richards: what’s not to hate? [Celebrity Smack]
Reese and Ryan suck it up and attend their daughter’s school play together. I’m so Team Reese on this one. [A Socialite's Life]
Congratulations, DJ AM. You’ve earned yourself another fifteen minutes of fame. And, yes, Mandy, Zach’s pissed. Everybody wins! [Just Jared]
Kate at Fishbowl has the 411 on Top Design behind the scenes. [FishbowlLA]
â€œThe first time I get into a car accident and I see a blind guy get out of the other car â€” Iâ€™m kicking somebodyâ€™s ass.” [Pajiba]
For what it’s worth, National Enquirer is reporting that Nick & Vanessa are engaged. [The Bosh]
February 2, 2007 at 12:27 am by Evil Beet
Dear Missus Saddam Hussein: A Britney Spears epistle. [The Gilded Moose]
Even I have to admit that Jessica Alba’s ass is incredible. [IDLYITW]
Tara Reid goes down…under. To Australia. I swear. Also, she had to buy her hair its own seat on the plane. [Celebrity Smack]
Mandy Moore and DJ AM are “in the early stages of dating,” which consists primarily of awkward photo ops. [The Blemish]
Brooke Burke pops out a kid, gives it a name better suited to a feminine hygiene product. [Celeb Warship]
Mr. Blackwell releases his worst dressed list for 2006. Brit and Paris tie for first. No, seriously. [Mollygood]
More witty repartee from Donald, Rosie and Barbara, for anyone still following this. [TMZ]
Britney Spears’ stylist: “Don’t blame me!” [Pop on the Pop]
January 10, 2007 at 11:27 pm by Evil Beet
The twosome were spotted getting cozy at The Coffee Bean in Los Angeles. Moore is pretty fresh off her break-up with Zach Braff, and AM has reportedly been hoping to date someone famous again, as his high-profile relationships raise the fees he can charge for his DJ services. His ex-fiancee Nicole Richie is busy splashing around in Cabo, raising Joel Madden’s profile, among other things. So is Mandy his latest target?
January 9, 2007 at 1:05 pm by Evil Beet
Rachel Weisz says it’s okay to drink while you’re pregnant. “Amen to that,” says Lindsay Lohan’s mom. [Cele|Bitchy]
Oprah and her couch are not invited to the TomKat wedding. [Bossip]
If Paris and Nicole can be BFF again, perhaps there’s hope for Britney and Madonna? [The Bosh]
You should return that bulk purchase of lube to Costco, guys. There won’t be an Eva Longoria/Beyonce lesbo flick afterall. [Junkiness]
Michelle Trachtenberg and DJ AM? In my mind, this is the definitive answer to “Which B-list celebs do you care about the absolute least?” But apparently they’re also banging. [A Socialite's Life]
November 15, 2006 at 6:48 am by Evil Beet
Nicole Richie has been spotted all over town lately with her new man, longtime friend and Prince of Malibu Brody Jenner. But it was not so long ago that the super-skinny starlet was engaged to DJ AM. Is Nicole really over AM? Well, we can’t know for sure, since she didn’t wear a t-shirt making any formal statement to the press, but we can look at the evidence and draw our own conclusions.
AM has been spending a lot of time lately with 22-year-old model Lauren Hastings, who has not yet thought to make her mySpace profile private. The song playing on it currently? A DJ AM mix highlighting the fact — one which friends can attest I have been harping on for years — that the Chili Peppers’ “Dani California” is essentially an uncredited remake of Tom Petty’s “Last Dance with Mary Jane.” Because it is. So that’s cool.
But anyway. AM is placed third on her friends list. She lists her status as single, but she also lists her hometown as Tijuana and her occupation as “unicorn fluffer.” So make of it what you will.
Here’s the dirt:
Nicole was recently celebrating her 25th birthday at Teen Vogue’s Young Hollywood party (um…don’t you age out of “young Hollywood” by 21 or so?) when Lauren showed up. At that point, Nicole suddenly asked security to “clear her area,” and Lauren was not allowed in.
What’s sad to me is that this whole mess could have been prevented with a simple “You Can’t Have Him” baby tee.