I suppose the biggest question is really why this took so damn long.
Dita Von Teese has teamed up with Wonderbra to create a line of lingerie inspired by looks from the ’40s and ’50s.
“I love it when you can go about your daily business with the knowledge that you have a little secret of your own on underneath,” she says. “Lingerie shouldn’t be something you just put on for your lover; you should do it for you. It’s not about seducing men, it’s about embracing womanhood.”
I actually think this is awesome and I’m excited to buy it. In fact, I think this is the first time in my life I have been excited to buy something from a clothing line made by a celebrity. And it’ll be all about embracing my womanhood, since I have no one to seduce.
Meanwhile, it took me like 30 minutes to write this stupid post because my new laptop just decided to shut down because, ya know, it felt like it.
I am going to the Apple store tomorrow morning. I’m so done with this shit.
And yet somehow she pulls it off perfectly.
Here’s Dita looking stunning as always at the Cartier International Polo match in England.
This chick can do anything.
The Sun is reporting today on a video that’s surfaced online that has burlesque queen Dita Von Teese engaging in some manner of lesbian sex with a very strange sex toy.
This is not burlesque, people, this is full-on porn. And it’s pretty hot.
Video is after the jump. It’s very NSFW.
Update: Video removed upon request.
Man, Grammy night sure does bring out the worst in people.
Today we’re hearing reports that Dita Von Teese was “getting snuggly” with Backstreet Boy AJ McLean at Clive Davis’s pre-Grammy party.
Is she trying to find the anti Marilyn Manson? Or does AJ have a goth side the rest of us don’t know about?
Seriously I am confused. Are these fashionistas or Robots?
In case anyone cares.
Their divorce was official on Thursday.
Now Manson is free to make an honest woman of his 12-year-old girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood. (I kid, I kid. She’s a full 20 years old. Manson is 38.) And Dita is free to find someone who deserves her luscious ass.