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Dita Von Teese

31Paris Fashion Week!

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It goes against everything I believe in to have three Mischa Fierce posts in one week, but she’s all over the place during Paris Fashion Week.  It cannot be avoided.  She’s obviously attending the shows and certainly not lunching.  Girl looks good!  Yes, you heard me right.

Remember when Linda Evangelista said she doesn’t get out of bed for less than $10,000?  I think she needs to revisit that number based on her current condition.  And let me save you the trouble; no, it isn’t a snatch shot.  Trust me, I zoomed.

Also, make sure you check out the close up of Dita Von Teese’s shoes, or you know, torture devices.  No wonder she only grimaces.

January 30, 2009 at 3:46 pm by Wendie

20Perfection!

Katy Perry looks absolutely edible at the Dior show at Paris fashion week.

Honestly I feel like if I licked her she would taste like candy.

Also there: Lily Allen, Dita Von Teese, Milla Jovovich and Travis McCoy.

September 29, 2008 at 3:03 pm by Evil Beet

31Stunning!

Is there any look Dita von Teese can’t pull off?

Here’s the timeless beauty looking gorgeous at London Fashion Week on Thursday.

September 18, 2008 at 2:47 pm by Evil Beet
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19Dita Von Teese to Launch Line of Lingerie

I suppose the biggest question is really why this took so damn long.

Dita Von Teese has teamed up with Wonderbra to create a line of lingerie inspired by looks from the ’40s and ’50s.

“I love it when you can go about your daily business with the knowledge that you have a little secret of your own on underneath,” she says. “Lingerie shouldn’t be something you just put on for your lover; you should do it for you. It’s not about seducing men, it’s about embracing womanhood.”

I actually think this is awesome and I’m excited to buy it. In fact, I think this is the first time in my life I have been excited to buy something from a clothing line made by a celebrity. And it’ll be all about embracing my womanhood, since I have no one to seduce.

Meanwhile, it took me like 30 minutes to write this stupid post because my new laptop just decided to shut down because, ya know, it felt like it.

I am going to the Apple store tomorrow morning. I’m so done with this shit.

August 18, 2008 at 9:42 pm by Evil Beet
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22Dita Von Teese? At a Polo Club?

And yet somehow she pulls it off perfectly.

Here’s Dita looking stunning as always at the Cartier International Polo match in England.

This chick can do anything.

July 27, 2008 at 12:48 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Dita Von Teese

41Yup, We’ve Got the Dita Von Teese Lesbian Sex Tape

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The Sun is reporting today on a video that’s surfaced online that has burlesque queen Dita Von Teese engaging in some manner of lesbian sex with a very strange sex toy.

This is not burlesque, people, this is full-on porn. And it’s pretty hot.

Video is after the jump. It’s very NSFW.

Update: Video removed upon request.

April 2, 2008 at 1:42 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Dita Von Teese
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