Got a Tip? Help us Beet Off!

Demi Moore

26Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Son is Dating Bruce Willis & Demi Moore’s Daughter

Is Tallulah Belle Willis Dating Patrick Schwarzenegger?

A source tells the NY Post that 16 year old Patrick Schwarzenegger has been dating 15 year old Tallulah Belle Willis since around Halloween. A rep for Bruce Willis denies it, but I’m going to take this ball and run with it (with both eyes closed) because that would be such an insane coupling. If she happens to get knocked up, the genetics of that baby would be “strong like Austrian ox”:  90% chin, 9% teeth, and 1% roundhouse kicks. It’ll probably punch  its way right out of her uterus. I hope they name it  after the last name of the mom’s family, like they always do on soap operas: I can’t wait to meet little Willis Moore Schwarzenegger-Shriver.

December 5, 2009 at 10:44 am by Kelly

41Laughables Quotables




“It’s completely false, I’ve never had it done.  But I would never judge those who have.  If it’s the best thing for them, then I don’t see a problem.  It’s a way to combat your neurosis. The scalpel won’t make you happy.  That said, the day when I start crying when I look at myself in the mirror might be the day when I’m less adamant about not having it done.  For the moment I prefer to be a beautiful woman of my age than try desperately to look thirty.”

Demi Moore, denying accusations that she’s undergone plastic surgery.  Sadly, shortly after she gave this interview, she was struck dead by a lethal bolt of lightning. (Picture 1 taken in 2009, Picture 2 taken in 1992.)

August 31, 2009 at 1:35 pm by Wendie
Filed Under: Demi Moore

29Ashton Kutcher Still Thinks Demi Moore Is Beautiful


They’ve been married an eternity in Hollywood time, but the bond between Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore still seems to be strong. Ashton’s been promoting his new movie, Spread, where he plays a male hooker — the film critic summarized it to me by saying “Ashton has about forty sex scenes. I’d lend you a copy but I’d be afraid of what would be on it when you gave it back.”

At the red carpet event for Spread, he spoke to People magazine about how Demi Moore gets more beautiful every day. “Doesn’t she?” he said. “I don’t know – I’m trying to figure it out. I so see it, man. She becomes more beautiful to me by the minute, and I don’t know what it is. She’s got the magic thing.”

It’s heartwarming to see such a loving Hollywood couple, but I have to wonder how this’ll work out in the long run. When he’s 50, Ashton will be a distinguished, witty, swoon-worthy George Clooney type, and Demi will be a 60-something woman. Will Ashton be able to turn away all the 22-year-olds throwing themselves at him? You know what? I hope so.

August 4, 2009 at 2:57 pm by Evil Beet

3315 Year Old Tallulah Belle Willis Gets Trashed at Scout’s Birthday Party

Tallulah Belle Willis, Trashed and Hitting on an Older Man at Scout Willis' 18th Birthday Party

At a rowdy 18 year old’s birthday party, you might expect the restaurant or the ladies bathroom to get trashed, but not the birthday girl’s 15 year old sister.

The Moore – Kutcher – Willis clan got together this past Friday night to celebrate Scout Willis’ 18th birthday with a 20′s flapper-style bash at L.A. restaurant Cicada. Guests included Dita Von Teese, Marisa Tomei, and Rumer Willis, doing her best to let everyone know exactly what kind of underwear she was wearing.

But the real star of the night was the youngest Willis girl, Tallulah Belle, who spent the night smoking, drinking, and hitting on older men. She reportedly ended the night by stumbling out of the restaurant with a pack of cigarettes and a pack of her friends, who attempted to keep her upright on her walk of shame to a waiting vehicle. Step dad of the year, Ashton Kutcher, looked none to happy about it either.

Now, to be honest, the drink the paps have circled in the above picture looks like nothing more than ice water– which may be damning enough evidence in itself, since no one drinks ice water at a party unless they’ve already gone overboard with the alcohol. If you’re going strictly non-alcoholic, you’ll have either soda, or juice, or a Redbull in your glass.

She’s also shoeless– another likely sign of inebriation– and in the pictures of her leaving the restaurant, she is quite clearly carrying a pack of cigarettes.

July 19, 2009 at 3:33 pm by Kelly

14Demi Moore New Gap Model


I don’t know why Demi Moore is Tweeting these pictures of herself.  I assume the message is to love yourself no matter what, and I can accept that.  What I don’t understand is how Moore got those gargantuan implants for that stripper movie but doesn’t have an implant put in her head to…well…bridge the gap.

May 22, 2009 at 2:34 pm by Wendie
Filed Under: Demi Moore

7Saving Lives in 140 Characters or Less

A few weeks ago, Wendie wrote a post about how Ashton Kutcher tweeted his wife’s twat, sending out a picture of Demi bending over in a white, distinctly hanes-her-way, creepy old men getting turned on by the underwear section of the Sears catalog style bikini. Then, her kids responded, supposedly saying they were mortified by the very public exchanges Demi and Ashton constantly send over the “micro-blogging” service.

At first I felt embarrassed for the kids, because I wouldn’t want pictures of my mom’s butt plastered all over the internet either. But it turns out Demi’s kids don’t know shit. In addition to posting embarrassing butt shots, Twitter can also be used to save lives.

Late Thursday, the G.I. Jane star received a frightening tweet from a woman named “sandieguy.”

“I’m just wondering if anyone cares that I’m gonna kill myself now,” she wrote to the star. Serious or not, her previous messages that hour—not directed at any one particular person—showed the Silicon Valley girl contemplating suicide and wavering on the decision.

Shortly thereafter, the girl messaged the Ghost actress again. “Getting a knife, a big one that is sharp. Going to cut my arm down the whole arm so it doesn’t waste time,” she wrote.

Moore immediately replied, “Hope you are joking,” sharing the scenario with her nearly 400,000 followers.

The brief exchange inspired several people to contact the authorities.

“At 4:37 this morning, the San Jose Police Department received a call from a citizen requesting that we check on the welfare of a 41-year-old female,” San Jose Police Sgt. Ronnie Lopez tells E! News. “The caller indicated that she had been sending out messages on Twitter. Officers were sent to the address. There were no injuries but officers determined that the woman fit the criteria to be brought in for psychiatric evaluation, which she is currently undergoing.”

So I guess celeb watching on Twitter is good for all kinds of desperate cries for help.

April 4, 2009 at 6:12 pm by Kelly
Filed Under: Demi Moore