Ashton Kutcher went solo to the Golden Globes last night because his wife, Demi Moore wasn’t up for attending the event. Granted, it’s 100x more difficult for a woman to prep for one of these events than a man, but it’s not as if the Golden Globes are every weekend. Or like they’ll be at the Grammys, Tonys and Oscars. It seems like part of the job to me. Demi told Twitter she was “feeling sick and having a bad hair day”, but it really looked like she she needed to put on some bronzer and brush out her bed head.
Eh, I’m just jealous because I think deep down I want to go to the Golden Globes and be married to Ashton Kutcher (for sexual reasons, duh) and be mad rich. It’s probably just that side of me that’s annoyed by this. I can’t hate on Demi. I heard she collects dolls obsessively, which is so weird that I like it. Also, she posted these photos of Ashton looking real nice before the show:
January 18, 2010 at 10:52 am by Molls
A source tells the NY Post that 16 year old Patrick Schwarzenegger has been dating 15 year old Tallulah Belle Willis since around Halloween. A rep for Bruce Willis denies it, but I’m going to take this ball and run with it (with both eyes closed) because that would be such an insane coupling. If she happens to get knocked up, the genetics of that baby would be “strong like Austrian ox”: 90% chin, 9% teeth, and 1% roundhouse kicks. It’ll probably punch its way right out of her uterus. I hope they name it after the last name of the mom’s family, like they always do on soap operas: I can’t wait to meet little Willis Moore Schwarzenegger-Shriver.
December 5, 2009 at 10:44 am by Kelly
“It’s completely false, I’ve never had it done. But I would never judge those who have. If it’s the best thing for them, then I don’t see a problem. It’s a way to combat your neurosis. The scalpel won’t make you happy. That said, the day when I start crying when I look at myself in the mirror might be the day when I’m less adamant about not having it done. For the moment I prefer to be a beautiful woman of my age than try desperately to look thirty.”
Demi Moore, denying accusations that she’s undergone plastic surgery. Sadly, shortly after she gave this interview, she was struck dead by a lethal bolt of lightning. (Picture 1 taken in 2009, Picture 2 taken in 1992.)
August 31, 2009 at 1:35 pm by Wendie
They’ve been married an eternity in Hollywood time, but the bond between Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore still seems to be strong. Ashton’s been promoting his new movie, Spread, where he plays a male hooker — the Film.com film critic summarized it to me by saying “Ashton has about forty sex scenes. I’d lend you a copy but I’d be afraid of what would be on it when you gave it back.”
At the red carpet event for Spread, he spoke to People magazine about how Demi Moore gets more beautiful every day. “Doesn’t she?” he said. “I don’t know – I’m trying to figure it out. I so see it, man. She becomes more beautiful to me by the minute, and I don’t know what it is. She’s got the magic thing.”
It’s heartwarming to see such a loving Hollywood couple, but I have to wonder how this’ll work out in the long run. When he’s 50, Ashton will be a distinguished, witty, swoon-worthy George Clooney type, and Demi will be a 60-something woman. Will Ashton be able to turn away all the 22-year-olds throwing themselves at him? You know what? I hope so.
August 4, 2009 at 2:57 pm by Evil Beet
At a rowdy 18 year old’s birthday party, you might expect the restaurant or the ladies bathroom to get trashed, but not the birthday girl’s 15 year old sister.
The Moore – Kutcher – Willis clan got together this past Friday night to celebrate Scout Willis’ 18th birthday with a 20′s flapper-style bash at L.A. restaurant Cicada. Guests included Dita Von Teese, Marisa Tomei, and Rumer Willis, doing her best to let everyone know exactly what kind of underwear she was wearing.
But the real star of the night was the youngest Willis girl, Tallulah Belle, who spent the night smoking, drinking, and hitting on older men. She reportedly ended the night by stumbling out of the restaurant with a pack of cigarettes and a pack of her friends, who attempted to keep her upright on her walk of shame to a waiting vehicle. Step dad of the year, Ashton Kutcher, looked none to happy about it either.
Now, to be honest, the drink the paps have circled in the above picture looks like nothing more than ice water– which may be damning enough evidence in itself, since no one drinks ice water at a party unless they’ve already gone overboard with the alcohol. If you’re going strictly non-alcoholic, you’ll have either soda, or juice, or a Redbull in your glass.
She’s also shoeless– another likely sign of inebriation– and in the pictures of her leaving the restaurant, she is quite clearly carrying a pack of cigarettes.
July 19, 2009 at 3:33 pm by Kelly
I don’t know why Demi Moore is Tweeting these pictures of herself. I assume the message is to love yourself no matter what, and I can accept that. What I don’t understand is how Moore got those gargantuan implants for that stripper movie but doesn’t have an implant put in her head to…well…bridge the gap.