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Demi Moore

Demi is Not Happy About Ashton and Rihanna’s Relationship

photo of ashton kutcher and rihanna pictures photos picsOh, so you mean it’s real then. Or, at least as “real” as a relationship between two complete f-cking morons can be, anyway, right? Sources close to Demi claim that the budding relationship between her estranged husband and Rihanna has her “sick to her stomach.” They also claim that Demi’s becoming obsessive about finding out information about the two:

“Demi is constantly keeping tabs on Ashton so when these pictures came up she was understandably devastated. Demi’s convinced something happened between them and said she felt ‘sick to her stomach’. Demi is in such a fragile state, even the idea of them together has affected her quite badly. She’s in a terrible way but, at the end of the day, Ashton is a single man and free to do whatever he likes. Demi can’t believe Ashton would do this. She’s really hurt by the rumors and feels humiliated he’s being linked to other celebrities just a few weeks after she got out of rehab. Demi’s been acting crazy ever since [she found out about Ashton and Rihanna], trying to find out information about the pair.”

Though I’m still not entirely convinced that these two are dating – I mean, I wouldn’t bat an eye hearing that Rihanna would hook up with practically anyone who has a record clear of abuse (and even those who don’t) and who’s moderately famous, but Ashton hooking up with Rihanna? Maybe if this were the case a few years ago, it’d be a major upgrade, but this is Rihanna circa 2012 we’re talking about. Ashton’s definitely no prize by any far cry, and to say that he’s probably the better of the two in this “relationship” makes me sick to my stomach, but Rihanna is kind of floundering in no man’s territory these days. She does interviews where she talks about being insecure, offends Twitter followers with petty BS, and gets really f-cking dumb-ass tattoos. Where’s the appeal in a woman who’s unsure of herself, petty, and who exercises poor judgement? Yeah, she’s decent-looking enough, but sometimes looks aren’t all where it’s at, you know.

Here’s what I think should happen: Demi should internalize some of these feelings, if they are, indeed, real. I’m not saying that people should be suppressing their feelings, because that’s just bad, but there are definitely some things you need to keep to yourself. Demi needs to do that if, again, this is all real talk we’re dealing with.

As for Ashton, he just needs to … I don’t know. Maybe not be famous anymore. Dudes like him are a dime a dozen – they don’t give a flying shit about anyone’s feelings but their own, and they’ll use anyone and everyone to get what they want. People need to really avoid this kind of person, because the only one getting hurt in the end will be them. Avoid, avoid, avoid.

Finally, Rihanna just needs to grow the f-ck up. I know she’s only twenty-four years old, and though that doesn’t give her a pass to be stupid, she’s stupid. Bitch is dumb. She had a real opportunity to be a positive role model a few years back, but because of some missteps along the way coupled with fake arrogance covering up some serious self-worth issues, she’s shot. She’s done. Who’s going to take someone seriously who doesn’t even take themselves seriously?

This situation is just one fine mess.

Demi Moore Didn’t Go to Rehab, She Went Back in Time

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Or so somebody wants us to think, anyway. This is her latest photo shoot with Helena Rubenstein, presumably done before all of this Ashton-cheating business came to light, because I don’t think she’s quite back in the swing of career things just yet.

The shoot isn’t bad, and it’s definitely flattering, especially when you consider how old Demi is, but there’s really only one thing that doesn’t really look like it was touched: her pretty eye color. Wait. No. No, it was. My bad. See, Demi’s got heterochromia iridum, I believe, which is two eyes with two different color irises. One of her eyes is the lovely green that you see in the pictures, and the other eye is hazel. Which is just as lovely, mind you, but apparently those at Helena Rubenstein preferred to choose the green eye pigmentation over the hazel, and no, I don’t know why. I think Demi’s heterocrhomia iridium is sweet, but hey. I guess when you completely wash away all identifying factors of a woman’s face in an attempt to make her look “flawless,” this is what you get. Here’s a photo of Demi from a few years back which really highlights her eyes:

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See? Nothing doing there, but yet since it’s not perfect, it’s not OK. Sigh.

Hope you’re doing well, girl – we’re still pulling for you. Just stay away from the douches, OK?

Demi Moore is Still Obsessed With Ashton Kutcher

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Ugh, how sad. From Entertainmentwise:

Worried that Demi’s efforts could lead her back to rehab, a concerned friend told Grazia magazine: “Demi definitely isn’t over him yet. Her mood right now relies solely on Ashton and how responsive he is to her messages and phone calls.

“If he doesn’t message her back for a couple of hours or seems distant in a text, she starts freaking out. While she won’t admit it, she is still completely infatuated with him and it’s clear she wants him back.”

Blaming Ashton’s impromptu visit to Demi in rehab for her decision to take him back, Demi’s friend continued: “Demi is her own worst enemy, because she was doing great in rehab until Ashton came to visit her.

“He didn’t actually make it down until a couple of weeks ago, after promising to go numerous times before that. As everyone expected, his visit really threw her off and she went from being relatively calm to very anxious and edgy.”

With reports suggesting that Ashton has moved on from Demi with Lorene Scafaria, it has also been revealed that Demi is in denial about Ashton’s new relationship.

A source told Heat magazine: “Demi doesn’t know much about Lorene, as she’s been shielded from the media while in rehab. Demi and Ashton have been texting regularly. She seems to be in denial about the fact he is thinking of settling down with another woman and is looking forward to seeing him.

“Demi’s friends are worried she doesn’t seem to have acknowledged Ashton’s new relationship.”

Damn. And here I thought Demi was going to emerge from rehab somewhat stronger and less reliant on douchebags that aren’t worth her time. If any of this is true, I suppose I was wrong, huh? When is this pretty lady going to smarten up and realize that not only is she way too good for this kind of juvenile dating business, but that she’s also way too smart to be indulging Ashton Kutcher’s piss-poor judgement on whether or not he should be with her.