Holy hell. I know Sarah reported on Ashton and Demi’s imminent divorce yesterday afternoon, but here comes the freshest, stupidest update: ASHTON IS NO LONGER FOLLOWING DEMI ON TWITTER, RadarOnline can “exclusively report” (by just looking at his Twitter profile).
Moreover, Demi Moore only recently re-followed Ashton Kutcher’s account—which tells us that, at some point, SHE UNFOLLOWED HIM, TOO.
In this modern, dynamic culture, Twitter unfollows and Facebook defriendings are part-and-parcel of an all-new topography of individuation, where every human relationship is treated as a dinky social event. That is to say: contemporary information technology facilitates fresh new ways for 47-year-old women to behave like 13-year-old girls. Madonna.
September 30, 2011 at 5:30 am by Jenn
Or at least the cheating part is, anyway. Don’t quite know that Demi would have the guts to kick Ashton to the curb, especially since he’s doing the whole prime-time television thing now AND the fact that her Twitter handle is ‘MrsKutcher’. New reports have surfaced that there was some credibility to original allegations that Ashton was cheating on Demi with a 21-year-old woman named Sara Leal. Evidence has it that the blonde woman getting into Ashton’s vehicle on the night the supposed affair went down is the aforementioned Sara Leal, and that the affair not only happened, but has been going on for awhile now.
If the photo and corresponding rumors don’t convince you, either, that Ashton’s hooking up with the random chick here and there, Demi’s recent Tweets, which are normally saccharine-sweet and filled with Kutcher-adoration, have been pretty morose, suggesting that things are definitely not all alright:
“I see through you.”
That particular Tweet accompanied this photo:
Starpulse also says that Demi’s Tweets from earlier in the month indicate there’s something up – one read “trying to find the light I lost” and “Remember…you’ve got your own back,” which was the Tweet caption to the “nude” photo we ran here on Evil Beet.
Ashton’s latest Tweet, updated earlier this afternoon says:
“When you ASSUME to know that which you know nothing of you make an ASS out of U and ME.”
Creative that Ashton is. Wicked creative. And totally transparent, if you ask me.
What do you guys think, is something a-brewing?
September 29, 2011 at 4:30 pm by Sarah
Am I the only one kind of concerned by the pointiness of those shoulder bones? And those of her back? If she loses any weight – like, at all – she’s going to look all ridgy like a chameleon. Mm. Hot.
September 12, 2011 at 9:30 am by Sarah
Let’s just be real, if it’s a Lifetime movie, I’ll watch it. A cheesy William and Kate movie? I’m on it. A film featuring Jennifer Love Hewitt? I’ll be there. So really, when I heard that Jennifer Aniston, Demi Moore, and Alicia Keys (and Penelope Spheeris and Patty Jenkins) were going to be directing some tearjerker about breast cancer? I cried a little just thinking about it.
And now we hear that this Five business also features the talents of Rosario Dawson, Tony Shalhoub, Josh Holloway, Jennifer Morrison, and Jeffrey Tambor? Forget about it, I’m all over it, let’s do this already.
Will any of you be tuning in as well?
August 31, 2011 at 3:30 pm by Emily
You know what’s real nice? Celebrities who spend their time doing stuff to raise awareness about something important, while investing their finances in a project that’s going to help save lives, unlike the antics of vapid twat gnats like those on shows such as Real Housewives and Jersey Shore. It’s positively refreshing, isn’t it?
This month the three friends team up to help launch the women’s advocacy project of the year: Five, a series of films about women and breast cancer that, stitched together in a two-hour block airing on Lifetime on October 10, powerfully show how breast cancer affects women’s lives, families and friendships.
What Jennifer Aniston had to say to Glamour about the Five project:
“We were intrigued by the challenge of creating short stories that would defy audiences’ expectation of the subject. We wanted to balance the drama with humor and irreverence because that’s what’s helped our friends who’ve faced this get through their treatment. We wanted stories that were informative without being heavy-handed. Oh, and they needed to be brilliantly written. Other than that, our goals were small. [Laughs.]”
On those pesky Angelina-voodoo rumors:
“There’s not nearly as much stealing and obsessing and middle-of-the-night secret calls to ex-boyfriends and scheming and cheating [as they lead you to believe]. Most of it’s just bullshit, however entertaining.”
What Demi Moore had to say to Glamour about the Five project:
“I think that so often there is that ‘out of sight, out of mind’ feeling, like breast cancer is happening to other people, not you. Before this project came up. Even I really didn’t want to pay attention. I feel that this came to me to make me pay attention.”
On keeping the fires burning at home:
“I’m an old-school romantic, so I get giddy when Ashton shows me another way of saying ‘I love you’—any little thought or gesture that’s playful or sweet. We leave Post-it notes for each other; some have been sticking up for five or six years! For me, it’s the small things.”
What Alicia Keys had to say to Glamour about the Five project:
“After I read the scripts, I felt like this was something important, and I wanted to be a part of it. I chose Lili because she’s close to my age and I understood the family dynamic. I had an immediate idea of what I could bring to it.”
On waking up to find the important things in life:
“… There were certain people [I was working with] who weren’t right. I had friends who weren’t right anymore. I was tired and I had overworked myself and burnt myself out. So I went to Egypt by myself. When I saw what was built there, it made me understand how powerful we are, that we can create anything. And I felt like I needed to create things that were timeless too.”
What lovely ladies. Seriously.
For the full, in-depth interview, check out Glamour‘s site here.
August 31, 2011 at 7:30 am by Sarah
These two guys were found at a conference in NYC last night, looking happy and in love.
Who would have thought, all those years ago, that the bumbling, toothy Michael Kelso would be serious enough to not only NAIL a legendary (and, um, hot) class act like Demi Moore, but keep her tamed, too.
The wonders of this world sometimes never cease to amaze me.