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1Ashton and Demi Go Camping to Make Their Marriage All Better

photo of ashton kutcher and demi moore camping trying to save marriage pictures photos pics

OK, first of all, how creepy is it that people can’t go CAMPING without photographers lurking in the dark shadows of the trees? That really freaks me out. I mean, me, when I go camping, I worry. I worry about bears (had one rush our campsite once), hook-wielding insane asylum escapees (too many scary stories as a kid), and backwoods Deliverance fiends, and yet people like Ashton and Demi have to worry about people intentionally hiding, intentionally skulking around in the forest behind them? That’s just mad creepy if you ask me.

Creepy or not, though, this is allegedly the last-ditch effort to try and save a violated marriage, and Ashton and Demi have brought out the big Kabbalah guns – they even took them camping with them. From Radar Online:

Two and a Half Men star Ashton Kutcher used Yom Kippur, the holiest and most solemn day of the year for Jews, to beg his heartbroken wife Demi Moore for forgiveness — at a campfire heart-to-heart in Santa Barbara, Calif., is exclusively reporting.

And it gets better – supposedly Demi Moore freaked out at the woman who took the photograph:

Looking gaunt and tired, Demi confronted the amateur photographer and tried in vain to block the woman’s camera, screaming in her face: “Please don’t take photos of me or my family. Please don’t expose this.”

Demi and the camper went nose-to-nose before the hostile star scurried back to the camp and ordered Ashton and their three friends to hide inside their tent in a bid to avoid being snapped further, according to an eye Witness.

“Demi was screaming,” the onlooker told Star. “Once she knew she had been photographed, she whistled at Ashton and gestured for him to hurry into the tent.”

So then … good luck, I guess?

October 11, 2011 at 5:30 am by Sarah

0Some Photos of the Chick That Ashton’s Rumored to be Cheating With

photo of ashton kutcher mistress sara leal pictures photos

This is Sara Leal. And she’s the one that Ashton Kutcher’s about to lose his marriage over, supposedly, anyway. I think she’s a cute girl, and she’s probably got a lot to offer, but you know what the best thing about all of this is? She’s pretty average. That says a lot about your everyday *regular* girls and what they have to offer. It apparently doesn’t matter if you dropped a condo’s-worth of money on plastic surgery, who your former boyfriends were, or how many pairs of shoes you’ll wear only once are sitting in your closet. I’m not saying that Ashton only hooked up with this girl for superficial reasons, but I’m guessing that there had to be more to it than just that if he was willing to risk his whole “perfect” marriage over.

If, you know, this thing even pans out to be true. But sources are saying that Sara Leal received legal counsel and was advised to delete all of her social networking profiles, so there’s that, of course.

September 30, 2011 at 5:30 pm by Sarah

2Ashton ‘Unfollowed’ Demi on Twitter

Photo: Demi Moore visits 'Good Morning America' on September 26

Holy hell. I know Sarah reported on Ashton and Demi’s imminent divorce yesterday afternoon, but here comes the freshest, stupidest update: ASHTON IS NO LONGER FOLLOWING DEMI ON TWITTER, RadarOnline can “exclusively report” (by just looking at his Twitter profile).

Moreover, Demi Moore only recently re-followed Ashton Kutcher’s account—which tells us that, at some point, SHE UNFOLLOWED HIM, TOO.

In this modern, dynamic culture, Twitter unfollows and Facebook defriendings are part-and-parcel of an all-new topography of individuation, where every human relationship is treated as a dinky social event. That is to say: contemporary information technology facilitates fresh new ways for 47-year-old women to behave like 13-year-old girls. Madonna.

September 30, 2011 at 5:30 am by Jenn

4Looks Like This Demi Moore/Ashton Kutcher Divorce Thing Might Actually Be Real

photo of ashton kutcher and sara leal pictures photos pics

Or at least the cheating part is, anyway. Don’t quite know that Demi would have the guts to kick Ashton to the curb, especially since he’s doing the whole prime-time television thing now AND the fact that her Twitter handle is ‘MrsKutcher’. New reports have surfaced that there was some credibility to original allegations that Ashton was cheating on Demi with a 21-year-old woman named Sara Leal. Evidence has it that the blonde woman getting into Ashton’s vehicle on the night the supposed affair went down is the aforementioned Sara Leal, and that the affair not only happened, but has been going on for awhile now.

If the photo and corresponding rumors don’t convince you, either, that Ashton’s hooking up with the random chick here and there, Demi’s recent Tweets, which are normally saccharine-sweet and filled with Kutcher-adoration, have been pretty morose, suggesting that things are definitely not all alright:

“I see through you.”

That particular Tweet accompanied this photo:

photo of demi moore twitter pictures photos

Starpulse also says that Demi’s Tweets from earlier in the month indicate there’s something up – one read “trying to find the light I lost” and “Remember…you’ve got your own back,” which was the Tweet caption to the “nude” photo we ran here on Evil Beet.

Ashton’s latest Tweet, updated earlier this afternoon says:

“When you ASSUME to know that which you know nothing of you make an ASS out of U and ME.”

Creative that Ashton is. Wicked creative. And totally transparent, if you ask me.

What do you guys think, is something a-brewing?

September 29, 2011 at 4:30 pm by Sarah

4Demi Moore Tweets Semi-Nudes

photo of nude demi moore pictures photos pics

Am I the only one kind of concerned by the pointiness of those shoulder bones? And those of her back? If she loses any weight – like, at all – she’s going to look all ridgy like a chameleon. Mm. Hot.

Also, I must be in some kind of fog today, because I read the captions on the photos I received from the photo agency as Demi Lovato, and I was all like “Yeah. NOT.”

Here’s another photo of Demi Moore looking like Ali Lohan.

photo of demi moore in a bikini bony weight loss pics

Just, you know, without that coveted “European” thing. And boobs. Way more boobs.

September 12, 2011 at 9:30 am by Sarah
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0Let’s Check Out That Aniston/Moore/Keys Lifetime Movie, Shall We?

Let’s just be real, if it’s a Lifetime movie, I’ll watch it. A cheesy William and Kate movie? I’m on it. A film featuring Jennifer Love Hewitt? I’ll be there. So really, when I heard that Jennifer Aniston, Demi Moore, and Alicia Keys (and Penelope Spheeris and Patty Jenkins) were going to be directing some tearjerker about breast cancer? I cried a little just thinking about it.

And now we hear that this Five business also features the talents of Rosario Dawson, Tony Shalhoub, Josh Holloway, Jennifer Morrison, and Jeffrey Tambor? Forget about it, I’m all over it, let’s do this already.

Will any of you be tuning in as well?

August 31, 2011 at 3:30 pm by Emily