Well, I know that Demi Lovato hasn’t been quite so lovely lately, what with her recent talk of breaking things and trashing dressing rooms “just for the hell of it” and her tired old dating advice, not to mention her mooning over that gross Wilmer Valderrama on Twitter. So yeah, she’s kind of in a rut when it comes to all that, but physically, she’s still gorgeous.
And she’s absolutely stunning in this photo she posted – where else? – on Twitter, with the caption “no makeup!”
Ok, first of all, girl, please. I’m not too great with makeup, and even I can tell that she’s definitely not makeup free. Lips don’t look like that naturally, and most people don’t have skin that smooth. So I’m not just refusing to buy this “no makeup” lie, I actually know for a fact that it’s not true. And I’m offended.
When celebrities go out of their way to be all “look at me, I’m not wearing any makeup!” then they better damn well be telling the truth. They better be Vanessa Minnillo, lounging around all wrapped up in a blanket and eating popcorn. This whole trend of celebrities lying about their makeup is annoying, dishonest, and it seems like a blatant attempt to incite comments like “OMG ur sooooo pretty!!!!” and “I wish I could look as good as you!” Guess what, commenters, people everywhere have been sprucing up their natural appearance for years with this newfangled paint they call makeup, and you can do it too!
I can’t believe I’m saying this, and this really hurts to say, but please shut up, Demi Lovato. For your sake and mine, I need you to just hush your mouth, get off Twitter, and take a moment to collect yourself. You’re still pretty, but you need to tone it down.
April 10, 2012 at 10:30 am by Emily
Because, what’s she doing again? Oversharing on Twitter. See, sometimes I think that celebrities on Twitter is one of the best ideas that technology has come up with over the last decade, but sometimes I also think that it’s a tool for tools to be tools. About other tools and to tools. This time, she’s posting Taylor Swift song lyrics. Let me repeat that: Taylor Swift. Song lyrics. See what I mean?:
So I’m assuming that this is definitely about ex-boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama. And you know what? Despite the fact that she’s had her issues to work through, I will not hold back my “I told you so.” Because I TOLD HER SO. And everyone else in her life probably did, too. Hell, her own trashbag sister probably thought that dating Fez was a bad idea, and that’s a girl who puts dirty, filthy money in her mouth.
In related news, I guess we can probably surmise that Minka Kelly‘s got some issues herself. After all, Wilmer seems to gravitate toward women who are kind of unstable or impressionable, being that he dated Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson, Demi Lovato, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Avril Lavigne … should I go on?
Last*, Wilmer once told Howard Stern that he took Mandy Moore’s virginity. Now why would anyone want to date someone who’d reveal that kind of information? Come on now.
*No, sorry, this is actually last: his name is WILMER. Enough said.
April 6, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Sarah
“If he wants to talk to you, HE will call/text you. If he doesn’t, then he doesn’t want to. Never call the guy first. #datingproblems”.
“The hard part is waiting for that moment if you really like them.. Or getting disappointed when your phone rings and it’s not him”.
“Oh jesus people, don’t get your panties in a wad. I’m not being sexist, I’m being old-fashioned. Can’t ever say sh**on this thing.”
See these things? These are the things that Demi Lovato‘s been putting up on her Twitter account lately. Aren’t they gems? This is Demi being all melodramatic and, according to some of her Twitter followers, “old-fashioned.” Is she old-fashioned? I don’t know about all that. But I do know that all of this relationship nonsense and airing-out of her dirty laundry is getting pretty old.
Get a boyfriend, Demi – or don’t – and keep it to yourself, OK? No amount of faux-wisdom is going to make you appealing to either sex, alright?
March 15, 2012 at 5:30 pm by Sarah
“I break things. I’ve trashed dressing rooms just for the hell of it. I like to throw things when I’m bored. I was trying to catch the deli meat on the ceiling… it ended up turning into kind of a food fight! I’ve done some pretty rock and roll things that I probably shouldn’t talk about.”
OK, so consider me pretty much totally unimpressed. That, and kind of surprised that the girl who’s got life advice for days to peddle is coming out and telling people that she likes to trash dressing rooms (that other people have to clean up) for the fun of it. You know who trashes dressing rooms? People that don’t consider others. And, you know, Chris Brown. Chris Brown trashes dressing rooms, but because he’s got anger issues, not because he’s bored.
I know that there’s a lot of stuff that goes on behind closed doors, but if Demi’s trying to reinvent herself here and appear wise and mature to her peers, I kind of think that airing this dirty laundry out (herself, nonetheless) might not exactly be the best way to say, “I’m stable!” There’s nothing “rock and roll” about f-cking shit up solely in the name of f-cking shit up.
March 11, 2012 at 7:00 am by Sarah
See this chick above? You know who that is. That’s Minka Kelly, the subject of many a male and female fantasy. Also, she dated Derek Jeter, and Lord knows he only dates grade-A ass (subject to final review). He also dated Cameron Diaz, didn’t he? That’s questionable right there. Review it.
As for the head line, the Demi in question is Demi Lovato, and sources are saying that Fez – AKA Wilmer Valderrama AKA Demi’s ex-boyfriend – is now hitting this. Well, that. As in Minka Kelly.
From the New York Daily News:
Minka Kelly is swapping ball players for the Hollywood variety. A source at Beacher’s Madhouse on Saturday night spotted Wilmer Valderamma exit the Hollywood club to escort Kelly and her friend inside. “He didn’t need to come outside and get her,” said the insider, who added that Kelly, who arrived at 12:45 a.m., could have gained access on her own accord, and that Valderamma had arrived earlier in the evening with Hayden Panettiere and a few others. Once insider Beacher’s, where Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus also spent the evening, the actor stayed by the side of Derek Jeter’s former squeeze for the entire night. The source adds, however, the pair were careful about appearing too affectionate inside the trendy club. A friend of Valderamma’s says the famous twosome “are getting to know each other” right now.
Oh. OH. Yeah, I don’t know about you guys, but some people might think it’s comparing apples to oranges – yes, good apples and good oranges, but apples and oranges nonetheless. Some people might even go as far as to say that there’s positively no competition when it comes to Minka Kelly being in the equation.
Who’d you rather, Demi or Minka?
March 1, 2012 at 4:30 pm by Sarah
Demi Lovato (who I think could possibly be the solution to the Blind Item that was posted last night) recently did an interview with the Daily Mail’s You magazine, where she talked about what caused her downward spiral that eventually landed her in rehab, and how she felt she was “born” with an eating disorder.
Demi on putting up the front that everything was okay for so long:
“I had been very upset and depressed for a while, but I could never say I needed help. I definitely have more confidence than I did a year ago.”
Demi admitted that she had an eating disorder and a cutting addiction for years, which was only compounded by the stressors of fame:
“I was totally shameful and confused and upset. I was so embarrassed. I didn’t just have to pay the consequences in front of the people around me, but in front of the entire world. I came clean after I hit the girl. Before that happened my mum didn’t know exactly how serious it all was. She said, ‘Why did you do this?’ I said, ‘Because I’m exhausted’ and she had to wake up and see that I needed help. My mum was so worried. She didn’t want to believe that her daughter was so sick.”
Demi on using her voice to better her circumstances and help those who may be suffering the same issues – and religion, too:
“I know that I have a voice and can use it for good or bad. It’s a gift from God. I knew I could share my experience and be of service or not tell anybody and be like the rest of Hollywood and hide my secrets. [But] I didn’t want to do that.”
On her dangerous dependency on food and how it affected her life:
“I think I was born with an eating disorder, because I’ve never had a relationship with food that was normal.
I remember looking in the mirror with nappies [diapers] on thinking, ‘You’re fat, change it’. I started overeating when I was about eight; I was a binge eater. I would bake a whole plate of cookies and eat them all. Then when I turned 12 I was bullied in school and they called me fat. I went from being an overeater to stopping eating and I lost about 30lb. From then on I continued undereating, but my weight plateaued. [Then] I started throwing up to lose weight.”
And finally, Demi on the “key” to a successful rehab stint:
“The key is that you have to want it. The problem with a lot of celebrities is that they go into rehab, but they don’t stay for the full amount of time. I wanted to go home after 30 days, but they told me, ‘No, you’re not better.’ I went through 14 hours of therapy every day. It wasn’t fun. There were sessions from seven in the morning until nine at night: Alcoholics Anonymous, Narcotics Anonymous, Anorexics and Bulimics Anonymous and Self Mutilators Anonymous. It was constant emotional work and exhausting; by the end of the day, all you wanted to do was sleep.”
Are you listening to this, Lindsay Lohan? No? Somehow I didn’t think so.
Image courtesy of Seventeen