People.com has this story up right now. Their headline is “Demi Lovato Wants the World to Know She Loves Joe Jonas”, which made me LOL. I was pretty hard on these two at first, but then I thought about it and I was like, “Fuck it! Their young kids in love.” And Demi’s gushing about Joe during an interview with a Canadian entertainment show sounded pretty much like any high school aged chick going on and on about how bananas she is about her boyfriend. Remember your high school sweetheart and you thought you’d totally “found the one” and that you guys would “be together forever” and “keep the baby if you got pregnant”? That’s what she sounded like.

The choice quotes from her interview:

On dating Joe: “It’s amazing! It’s a great feeling! When you’re in love, you want the world to know!”

On their gossip rag nickname: “They call us ‘Jemi,’ which I think is pretty funny,”

On how out-of-control wild it is that she’s a celebrity and that someone might recognize her and ask her about her boyfriend that she publicly swoons over: “It’s really weird, because random strangers will be like, ‘How’s Joe?’ And I’m just like, ‘What?’ But it’s fun. It’s really special, and we’re having a good time.”

Anyway, so I’m totes on team Jemi now, guys! Great for them! They’re like the new Justin & Britney (OMFG, they fuckin’ wish.) Their break up will probably be epic. Not like “Demi has sex with Wade Robson and they both write break up albums and ridiculously dramatic music videos to explain their side of the story and then they have a dance-off in an NYC nightclub to ‘settle the score’”-awesome, but I bet some kind of scandalous business will go down.

Tonight, Miley Cyrus is American Idol’s latest mentor.  For the contestants, thankfully,  not the children of Idol Gives Back or anything.  … I jest.

Miley is appearing on tonight’s Idol airing, 8 PM ET, to help the contestants prepare for life in the spotlight and will lend her musical expertise to the remaining eleven finalists.

Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato will perform their tween-saccharine-sweet-gag-me-anthem, “Make A Wave”, on the live results show tomorrow at 9 PM ET and Cyrus will be performing her hit “When I Look At You.”

No word on if Billy Ray will be skulking in the wings, prompting her to grind on the judges.

Access Hollywood‘s Billy Bush has finally gotten the lowdown on those burning questions of who Joe Jonas is dry-humping these days:  his very own Camp Rock co-star, Demi Lovato.

I don’t know if any of you guys saw that movie, Camp Rock, but man, the sexual tension on the Disney set was thick enough to cut with the dull edge of a chastity belt.   I’ll admit freely that I succumbed to the cheesy-awesomeness of the flick, despite the fact that I had to hide my viewership from the rest of the people who live in my home, ’cause I was properly mortified at my own morbid fascination.

However, in a recent interview with Bush, Demi Lovato “accidentally” confirms that she and the eldest Jonas are, in fact, dating.  When asked about her preference in Jonas brothers, she admitted that she and Joe are best friends and that led to the obligatory trap of “are you fucking going to church together?” Demi confirmed that she and Joe were “best friends” before entering into the wilderness of a committed relationship and that she’s now being treated to “the most amazing places.”

And just in case you were wondering, you skeevy bastard you, yes, they are fucking going to church together.

Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas are totally dating, you guys. Demi spilled the beans yesterday in an interview with Billy Bush and called Joe, “perfect”. Ugh. Here’s how it played out:

BB: Have you ever dated a Jonas Brother?

DL: Um, maybe?

BB: Which one? Joe?

DL: Yeah. He’s actually… he’s my best friend.

BB: So you guys went from boyfriend-girlfriend to best friends?

DL: No kind of the opposite.

BB: Oh? So you’re dating him now?

DL: Umm, yeah he is my best friend and he is incredible.

I don’t know why we’re supposed to care about this. All these kids claim to be virgins, and if you’re not fucking, you’re not really dating. I’m sorry if you disagree, but I live in 2010. If a guy won’t sleep with one of my friends, I tell her to never call him again. Now, do I think that Demi and Joe Jonas are “totally doing it”? Yeah, I think they probably bone constantly because they’re hot and 17 and living adult lives, but they want us to talk about them like they’re virgins… so who the hell cares that these two sit around and hold hands? Not me! I’m sure this is news for someone, but not this slut!

Demi Lovato rolled up to LAX yesterday to catch a flight and unlike a lot of celebs we see jetsetting, Demi actually is wearing the sort of thing you’d want to sit on a plane in. Uggs, leggings, a sweater jacket, no make up and holding a pillow. Perfect, right? That’s a lot more real that Victoria Beckham or Lady Gaga’s in-flight gear and definitely “just like us” and by us, I mostly mean me. I normally can’t even be bothered to fly with jeans on.

Ahhh, my little Demi-goddess Lovato released another hit album, with Here We Go Again selling 108K copies and topping the Billboard charts. (Michael Jackson’s Number Ones sold more copies, but it’s ineligible for the charts because it’s an older album.)

Meanwhile, Jordin Sparks’ Battlefield sold a dismal 48,000 copies. Has anyone heard the single off that album? It’s terrible. If that’s what they released as the first single, I can’t even imagine the crap that’s on the rest of that album. No sweat off my back. I’m still angry with her for implying that pre-marital sex is slutty at the VMAs last year. You know what, Jordin? Having a flop of a sophomore album is slutty, too.

Here’s what it all comes down to: American Idol is brilliant at creating a big star of the moment, but when it comes to developing, nurturing and promoting talent in the long run, nobody can compete with Disney.