Told you this was going to end well, yeah?
Yesterday, Demi Lovato posted a few choice – wait for it, wait for it – Marilyn Monroe quotes about how a woman doesn’t need a man, and how it’s always best to leave before you’re left and whatever else, and then posted an actual link to a gossip site not unlike our own, who published content stating that Wilmer and Demi were over:
The quotes accompanying the various links were as follows:
“Loyalty is EVERYTHING.. I’m thankful for my friends who stand by my side.”
“A wise girl kisses but doesn’t love, listens but doesn’t believe, and leaves before she is left.”
And then finally:
“The smartest thing a woman can ever learn, is to never need a man.”
So, alright. I guess we’ve narrowed down Demi’s angst to two possible things – she either wants in on Lindsay Lohan‘s Marilyn Monroe copyright, or (the likelier of the two) she and Fez did, indeed, break up. Don’t get me wrong; I’m elated that sweet Demi is no longer affiliating with her, because she was a pretty fragile chick in the past that just didn’t need the instability that went along with occasionally sleeping next to Wilmer in his presumed-to-be circular, leopard-print-sheeted bed. With mirrors on the ceiling and red feather boas draped over the lamps (that’s dangerous there, you know).
Dating Wilmer Valderrama is basically screaming to the rest of the world “I’m still not OK!” but maybe now that things are finally over and done with, Demi can move on to better (and more supportive … and more stable … and cleaner!) dudes.
So, that being said, I suppose I’m also saying: Girl, don’t worry about it. See, I look at it this way – you can do so much better. But really, no worse. Anything’s an improvement going up from here, unless you’re dating, like, Charlie Sheen or Michael Lohan. But please … don’t even think about it. They have girlfriends.
Who’d you like to see Demi pair off with? Got any nice young men that’d be cut out for handling Demi and all of her her exuberant hotness?
January 11, 2012 at 6:30 am by Sarah
I see. Way to tease us, Demi, and make us think that you were actually doing something relatively healthy-looking to your fried-out hair. You know, they say when you cut off all of your hair and go back to your natural color, that it’s the emotional equivalent to purging yourself of bad vibes, bad people, and bad decisions. Could it be that you’re hankering for the more Fez-less days of your life? Because if you are, girl, I definitely can’t say that I blame you. In fact, if there’s anything I can do to help your much-desired transition from Wilmer Valderrama’s girlfriend to “normal girl who wants to actually have a career in ten years” I’ll be right there.
Let’s get on this, OK?
December 28, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Sarah
Well, it’s not so much a Twitter battle so much as it is Demi Lovato absolutely ripping Disney to shreds on her Twitter and Disney apologizing on theirs. What’s all this about, you might ask. It’s about a show on the Disney Channel called Shake It Up that recently had a character say this charming line: “I could just eat you up. Well, if I ate.”
Oh, hell no, Disney. Not on Demi’s watch:
“I could just eat you up, well if I ate” – Disney Chanel’s Shake It Up…. What are we promoting here? #notfunnyATALL
I find it really funny how a company can lose one of their actress’ from the pressures of an EATING DISORDER and yet still make joke about that very disease….. #nice.
And is it just me or are the actress’ getting THINNER AND THINNER…. I miss the days of RAVEN, and LIZZIE MCGUIRE.
Dear Disney Channel, EATING DISORDERS ARE NOT SOMETHING TO JOKE ABOUT.
Just clearing things up, I have nothing against any specific actress/actor or tv show.. Nor do I think there’s anything wrong with girls who aren’t curvy, I just was stating a fact that there needs to be more variety on television so young girls growing up don’t feel pressured to look one specific way. Tall, thin, curvy, short, whatever you are, you are beautiful. :)
And here’s Disney’s PR Twitter account with their response:
we hear you & are pulling both episodes as quickly as possible & reevaluating them
It’s NEVER our intention to make light of eating disorders!
Remember when Demi said that she wanted to be a role model? Well, I think she’s doing a pretty solid job so far, don’t you?
December 26, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Emily
AWRIGHT! Now this is what I’m talking about! I mean, it’s not the greatest nipslip of all time (there’re definitely some epic ones out there, but this is not one of them), but who wouldn’t want to see even a glimpse of Demi Lovato‘s left nipple? Anyone? … Didn’t think so. Enjoy the kind-of-NSFW photo after the jump and leave your favorite nipslips in the comments.
December 5, 2011 at 2:30 pm by Sarah
Oh my god, you guys, I just love Twitter battles. There’s something just so exciting and futile about seeing a heated argument take place in this venue, and when celebrities are involved? Forget it, I love it, I’m always into it. That’s why when a Twitter battle began between Farrah Abraham of Teen Mom and Scott Disick, Kourtney Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, and Demi Lovato, I got so excited. So let’s check out how this went down, all right?
It all started when Farrah made a remark about the recent announcement of Kourtney’s second pregnancy:
Im Shocked Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again, Did she not learn anything from TEEN MOM? Maybe its a fake pregnancy like kims wedding SAD
Then Scott Disick retweeted with this gem:
Were not teenagers ya f*cking moron
Kourtney got involved by making a solid point:
Why would I have anything to do with teen mom? I’m 32 years old! I may look young honey, but don’t get it twisted. :)
Khloe was confused, but she wanted in on the action so she asked Scott a question:
I don’t even know who this person is? How do u?
Scott, being such a gentleman, answered Khloe to the best of his ability:
I just thought she was some shit stain on twitter, no?
Demi Lovato took a moment to throw in her two cents:
The Kardashian sisters are some of the REALEST, GENUINE girls I know. People need to leave them alone. Anyone who’s running their mouth is just jealous. And by the way. They are SMART BUSINESS women too.. People don’t give them enough credit.
Then, later, Farrah wanted to offer up some clarification and keep the fight going:
4 all who misunderstood: regards to kourtney K.~ I hope she takes her relationship w/her boyfriend more serious 4 their children-takecare
caught wind of these dramatic articles, w/ loser scott disick or some boyfriend of kourtneys , is Shit Stain< racist 4 black? Great dad!NOT
Tragically, no one cared anymore.
What a whirlwind, right? I barely even know what to make of this. Except that Demi Lovato is so classy that she can seem eloquent in a Twitter battle. Oh, and Farrah is still just the worst. Did I miss anything?
December 5, 2011 at 6:30 am by Emily
Demi Lovato is so gorgeous, isn’t she? And isn’t she even better-looking when she’s not sucking face with Fez? Yes. The answer to that is yes, indelibly, absolutely, indubitably. Girlfriend recently sat with Glamour magazine for a mini-shoot and interview about her trials over the past year, and she had this to say:
“Having strength and confidence in yourself [is beautiful]. I think that women who know who they are are beautiful. … I feel like I’m there. I feel beautiful, you know? I feel strong, and I feel confident in who I am.”
She also talks about getting tattoos over her cutting scars:
“I think scars are like battle wounds—beautiful, in a way. They show what you’ve been through and how strong you are for coming out of it. My tattoos say ‘Stay strong’. ‘Stay’ on one [wrist] and ‘strong’ on the other. Now I’m able to look at them and be thankful for being alive. I think that I’ve been blessed over the past year to be able to start over.”
So sweet. And I don’t mean to be rude or anything, but did Glamour, like, Photoshop Demi’s body to look slimmer? Because she’s definitely more on the curvy side than not these days (which I’m loving, incidentally), and these photos just don’t translate that all too well. If they did do the alleged retouching deed, well. Damn. Way to be f*cking hypocrites, Glamour. YOU PLAIN SUCK.