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Blind Item: Demi Lovato Might Be in Rehab

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A week or so ago, we had a blind item about a young starlet who is off her meds and back to drugs and booze and self-harming. As sad as it was, I think it was pretty obviously about Demi Lovato. Today, we have a brand new blind item for you guys to check out, and, well, it’s a whole lot more obvious.

From Blind Gossip:

Following a serious relapse last week, this award-winning performer was secretly admitted to a well-known rehab facility.

When word of her condition got out, her team – apparently caring more about PR than her recovery – pulled her out of the first facility, issued a denial that she was in rehab, waited a couple of hours, then put her into another facility. And that was just the beginning of their PR games.

They tried to knock the rehab story out of the headlines by planting a story about a breakup, but media outlets continued to carry the rehab story. They promised a staged photo op to prove that she was fine, but failed to deliver her because the rehab facility wouldn’t let her leave in the middle of detox. They said that she was just hanging out at home, but when friends stopped by to see her, they were told that she had suddenly gone to visit a relative on the other side of the country. They tried to fake her participation in a live online interview, but fans cried foul when they noticed that dormant Twitter accounts were being used for the questions and that the answers sounded canned and phony.

Sadly, these PR lies are just a continuation of a year of lies about her living a healthy, sober life following her last rehab. In reality, she is an out-of-control party monster. And, we are sad to report, her problems are even worse this time around: alcohol, self-harming, and lots of drugs, including cocaine and heroin.

There are lots of lies because there’s lots of money and projects and products and endorsements and magazine covers at stake. If the fans aren’t properly fooled into thinking she is a sweet, healthy girl, nobody gets paid! So they keep pretending that everything is fine (it’s not), that she is healthy (she’s not), and that they are so proud of her sobriety (Shut up, Mom). They need to keep her fans believing all of these lies order to keep the money rolling in.

Although we do know her new location, we will not disclose it. We want her to stay in rehab. Yes, even though her fans want to believe that nothing is wrong, she is definitely back in rehab. And anything you hear to the contrary is a crock of shit.

Uh, ok. First of all, the story on Blind Gossip is titled “Broken Girl is Back in Rehab.” Demi Lovato’s latest album is titled Unbroken. After the first batch of rumors of Demi heading to rehab, her rep denied it. The blind item mentions a planted story about a breakup, and I’m sure we all remember the tragic parting of Demi and Wilmer Valderrama. The blind item talks about a faked online interview, and if you check out Demi’s Twitter, she definitely has one of those. And then, of course, there’s the talk of the image of a “sweet, healthy girl,” and that certainly fits Demi. Did I miss anything?

What do you guys think? Is Demi Lovato back in rehab or what?

Demi Lovato Takes a Break from Twitter

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Ah, another celebrity trying to stay away from Twitter because they can’t help but sound like an ass each and every time they open their mouth, whee! See, when I think of celebrities saying, “I’m taking a break from Twitter, OMG”, I automatically associate those words with people like Ashton Kutcher and LeAnn Rimes. Who are just two of the celebrities who’ve claimed that they were taking breaks from Twitter, but couldn’t stay away for more than, like, a few days at the most. I didn’t really think Demi would be one to join that club, but here she is, saying that she’s taking a break from Twitter. Dear God.:

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So, could it be because everyone’s pissed that she’s reconciled her weirdo relationship with Wilmer Valderrama? Could it be because she got called out on the unstable Marilyn Monroe quotes? Is it because no one but me liked her short, cropped wig? Maybe it’s that her boyfriend’s Twitter handle is “WillyVille,” and that’s embarrassing, and yes, I’m hardly joking. Honestly, how embarrassing must it be to be associated with that shit? I mean, guys, he says things on there like “You should of been here.” Did you hear that? I’ll repeat it: “YOU SHOULD OF BEEN HERE.” Doesn’t that make you want to reach through the screen and just throttle the obnoxious little bastard? Isn’t that just the straw that breaks the camel’s back?

All in all, maybe it’s a good thing that Demi’s quitting Twitter, even if it’s a temporary thing. I mean, you’ve got to really lack something in your life in order to honestly miss it, and I think Demi’s Twitter is just one of those things. Give it a few days. We’ll be begging her to come back, maybe.

Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama, Together Again!

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You guys, this is such great news! It seems like we’ve been hearing about celebrity breakup after celebrity breakup around here for a while now (I still can’t believe it about Heidi and Seal), and it’s hard on the heart, it really is. Just one of those breakups happened between the always lovely Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama, who was cute sometimes on That 70′s Show. It wasn’t devastating at the time, but now it just seems like part of the problem, one more reason why true love doesn’t exist.

But it’s ok now, because these crazy kids are back together, living life and dancing to 50 Cent songs. This is wonderful! This is beautiful! This is hope!

From Life & Style:

Life & Style can reveal the two reunited at Hollywood club Beacher’s Madhouse on Jan. 18, and they seemed far from over, refuting reports from multiple outlets last week that the two were through.

“Right after Wilmer arrived, he made sure to say hi to Demi, who was sitting with Kim Kardashian,” an eyewitness tells Life & Style. “He kissed both of them on the cheek, and Demi couldn’t stop smiling. He kept making her laugh.”

As the night went on, the two couldn’t keep their hands off each other.

“Around 2 a.m., Demi grabbed Wilmer and hugged him,” the eyewitness says. “She kept her arms around him as they chatted with a friend. They definitely didn’t seem to be over each another!

“They danced together to 50 Cent’s ‘In Da Club,’ and she kept her arms around him the whole time,” the eyewitness adds. “They were facing each other, mouthing the lyrics to one another, and looked to be having a great time.”

Mouthing the lyrics to “In Da Club,” tell me, does it get any more romantic than that? Sigh. I think these beautiful people are going to make it, I really do.

Oh, wait. This is actually a bad thing? Wilmer has a habit of dating ladies who range from “not-so-likable” to “total trainwreck,” ladies like Ashlee Simpson, Avril Lavigne, and of course, Lindsay Lohan, and Demi was reportedly hooking up with Wilmer right before she went to rehab. Combine all that with the recent suspicions that Demi is back to booze and coke, and this doesn’t look good at all.

Wait a second. In that blind item, there’s a line that says “just a week ago she was out at some madhouse of a bar, drunk off her ass, doing multiple shots and snorting coke in the bathroom.” This report from Life and Style says that a week ago, Demi was at a bar called Beacher’s Madhouse. Is it a clue?

Personally, I don’t really know if I believe that Demi is back to her old ways, mostly because I don’t want to. That thought makes me sad. But regardless, the apparent fact that she’s back together with Wilmer Valderrama is nothing but bad news, and it’s not going to end well at all.

What do you guys think?

The Worst Dressed of the 2012 People’s Choice Awards: Demi Lovato Wins!

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Right, I know that Demi was just on the other list of Best Dressed, and we ranted and raved about how how she looked on the red carpet, but that outfit up there? That, uh, “performance” outfit? Is completely and utterly horrid.

Other honorable mentions for worst dressed include Emma Stone, who got a memo that she was performing on a cruise line last night; Robert Pattinson, who shaved all of his hotness off and appears to have eaten Kristen Stewart in the process; Kristen Bell, who … I don’t even know, should just never have combined leather and red; and Jennifer Lawrence, who looks like a decorative statue that collects dust nine months out of the year at a seasonal beach resort.

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Love It or Leave It: Demi Lovato’s Not Orange!

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See what not dating Wilmer Valderrama does for you? Demi‘s already looking positively radiant, and why not? She’s got reason to celebrate! The above photo is Demi at last night’s People’s Choice Awards, and she looks unbelievable. The natural cleavage is gorgeous (no contouring makeup there Courtney Stodden), her skin tone doesn’t look radioactive, and her smile is actually pretty genuine, considering the Tweets that she’d fired off earlier in the week that made me wonder what the hell is so special about f-cking Wilmer Valderrama. On the whole, a complete and utter win, if you ask me.

And speaking of win, win she did! Last night, Demi took home the award for Favorite Pop Artist, where she beat performers like Rihanna, Katy Perry, Beyonce, and Lady Gaga. Damn, girl.

Now? If she’d lay off the whole bit of quoting Marilyn Monroe, she’d be a cut above the rest. Honestly, guys, whenever I see someone (namely a woman) quoting Marilyn Monroe, I start to get kind of scared. Why, just yesterday, one of my Facebook friends took a field day on MM quotes and it seemed like every hour there was a new quip about being unstable but lovable, irrational but because life’s burdens are way too much, and it seriously went on for HOURS. Somebody apparently had a bad afternoon.

I apologize in advance, but quoting Marilyn Monroe does not exactly depict the quotee as a picture of stability. Even the standard (and probably least harmful) quote of “I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best” is just too much. Honestly? You’re selfish and impatient? You’re out of control? That doesn’t sound like someone I’d like to know, guys, because people like that are often too much to take. Think Lindsay Lohan. Think Marilyn Monroe. Think the whiniest of your whiny Facebook friends. No thanks.

But anyway. Demi’s looking great, that dress is the hotness, and now that she’s gotten all of the bad out of her system, it’s high time to continue kicking career ass and maybe even find a date-able guy in all of this somewhere. If, you know, that’s what she feels is important. We support you, girl!

Was Demi Lovato Dumped by Wilmer Valderrama?

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Told you this was going to end well, yeah?

Yesterday, Demi Lovato posted a few choice – wait for it, wait for it – Marilyn Monroe quotes about how a woman doesn’t need a man, and how it’s always best to leave before you’re left and whatever else, and then posted an actual link to a gossip site not unlike our own, who published content stating that Wilmer and Demi were over:

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The quotes accompanying the various links were as follows:

“Loyalty is EVERYTHING.. I’m thankful for my friends who stand by my side.”

And then:

“A wise girl kisses but doesn’t love, listens but doesn’t believe, and leaves before she is left.”

And then finally:

“The smartest thing a woman can ever learn, is to never need a man.”

So, alright. I guess we’ve narrowed down Demi’s angst to two possible things – she either wants in on Lindsay Lohan‘s Marilyn Monroe copyright, or (the likelier of the two) she and Fez did, indeed, break up. Don’t get me wrong; I’m elated that sweet Demi is no longer affiliating with her, because she was a pretty fragile chick in the past that just didn’t need the instability that went along with occasionally sleeping next to Wilmer in his presumed-to-be circular, leopard-print-sheeted bed. With mirrors on the ceiling and red feather boas draped over the lamps (that’s dangerous there, you know).

Dating Wilmer Valderrama is basically screaming to the rest of the world “I’m still not OK!” but maybe now that things are finally over and done with, Demi can move on to better (and more supportive … and more stable … and cleaner!) dudes.

So, that being said, I suppose I’m also saying: Girl, don’t worry about it. See, I look at it this way – you can do so much better. But really, no worse. Anything’s an improvement going up from here, unless you’re dating, like, Charlie Sheen or Michael Lohan. But please … don’t even think about it. They have girlfriends.

Who’d you like to see Demi pair off with? Got any nice young men that’d be cut out for handling Demi and all of her her exuberant hotness?

Love It or Leave It: Demi Lovato Without the Bad Extensions

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Oh, wait, never mind. Here was the Tweet that followed the above photo of Demi:

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I see. Way to tease us, Demi, and make us think that you were actually doing something relatively healthy-looking to your fried-out hair. You know, they say when you cut off all of your hair and go back to your natural color, that it’s the emotional equivalent to purging yourself of bad vibes, bad people, and bad decisions. Could it be that you’re hankering for the more Fez-less days of your life? Because if you are, girl, I definitely can’t say that I blame you. In fact, if there’s anything I can do to help your much-desired transition from Wilmer Valderrama’s girlfriend to “normal girl who wants to actually have a career in ten years” I’ll be right there.

Let’s get on this, OK?