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Deadmau5 Swears He Didn’t Cheat On Kat Von D

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Kat Von D announced on Twitter this week that she’s called off her enagement to Deadmau5 because I guess he cheated on her? Or so she claimed on Twitter. Well, Deadmau5 has now made his own statement – on Facebook, naturally – saying that he was never unfaithful to his former fiancée and in fact only “had relations” with another woman during a period in which they had broken up. That’s right – Deadmau5 played the Ross Gellar “We were on a break!” card.

From Joel’s (LOL) Facebook:

All i am saying on the matter:

Kat and I split in November and I moved back home to Toronto. During this time, while we were broken up, I did have relations with another woman. Following that, Kat and I reconciled and I acknowledged being intimate with another person while we were estranged.

We did move past those issues and I proposed to Kat in mid- December. At the end of June, it was clear that the relationship was not working and we mutually ended the engagement. I was not, at any point, unfaithful to Kat during our time together.

I don’t wish to go tit for tat with these kinds of pronouncements and don’t expect to comment further, but I do believe that those who have expressed concern deserve a more complete understanding of what transpired.

Hmm, not sure how I feel about that. They weren’t broken up all that long, and if you really love someone, the last thing you want to do after you’ve broken out is go out and fuck someone else. I mean, I know people do “rebounds” or whatever and the human psyche is delicate and strange, but come on. Maybe he’s telling the truth, but when you’re dealing with a woman who has been cheated on before, shit like that will get picked up on QUICK.

Ah well, fun while it lasted, I suppose?

Kat Von D’s Mermaid Wedding to Deadmau5 Called Off Amidst Cheating Rumors

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Kat Von D just can’t catch a break, can she? First, she’s dumb enough to get with Jesse James besides knowing he was incapable of being faithful. Then she shacks up with Deadmau5 who has a dumb name, thinks proposing on Twitter is romantic and… is also a dirty cheater, apparently. You know what that means: no mermaid wedding! :(

Of course, we found all this out on Twitter (where else?) when Kat started airing Deadmau5 out yesterday (Wednesday) morning:


Well… okay. Can’t really say anything about that besides: girl, you need to stop with these nasty ass bros. You’re a boss tattoo artist and your make-up line is far better than I’d like to admit. You put eyeliner on better than anyone I’ve ever seen (LOL)! Wise up.

God Help Us All: Kat Von D & Deadmau5 Are Planning an “Underwater-Themed” Wedding

Kat Von D and Deadmau5 announced their engagement in December when he proposed on Twitter (what is this world?) after roughly 4 months of dating (and a break-up inbetween). Aw, true love. Of course, you can’t expect two freaks to walk down the aisle in any traditional way, so cue the HP Lovecraft references and the “underwater-themed” shindig!

From People:

On Aug. 10, the couple will marry in an “underwater-themed” ceremony before 200 friends and family in Los Angeles, the tattoo artist tells PEOPLE.

Drawing from their mutual love for H.P. Lovecraft’s short story “The Call of Cthulhu,” about a character that is half-man, half-octopus, Von D assures PEOPLE that she and the electronic musician’s ceremony will be “the furthest thing from traditional.”

Previously engaged to Sandra Bullock’s ex-husband Jesse James, who married drag racer Alexis DeJoria in March, Von D will have a big day that will include everything from various blue- and green-colored food to performers dressed as mermaids.

And her dress will fit the part too!

“It will have a sleek silhouette and include hints of iridescent teals, blues and deep violet ombré gradients,” explains Von D, who has called upon Falguni and Shane Peacock to make the gown, which Deadmau5 is helping design. “I didn’t know the dress was supposed to be a surprise,” she adds.

Kat also said that being with Deadmau5 (I’m sorry, “Joel”) is the only thing that “feels more natural than tattooing”. LOL! She said something similar when she was f-cking Jesse James, as well, but whatever. Oh, to be a fly on the wall at this freak fest.