Today's Evil Beet Gossip

David Hasselhoff

See You In My Dreams, Hasselhoff

In New Zealand, grown men can dress as sheep, snuggle together in a cramped “SkyCouch” fold-down seat (sharing a SkyCouch is a great way to save money!), and dream sweet, sweet...

It Was a Matter Of Ear, Not Beer

David Hasselhoff quite possibly might have the most optimistic publicist ever.  You’d have to be optimistic to believe that the public would buy this story, buuuuuuut here goes:...

Hoff’s On The Sauce

Aw, man.  It seems like our favorite America’s Got Talent judge has fallen Hoff the wagon.  Yesterday afternoon David Hasselhoff’s 17-year-old daughter Hayley called her...

Everyone’s in Rehab Again

Rehab visits come in waves, like deaths and flu pandemics and vodka poured down Lindsay Lohan’s throat. (Who am I kidding? That last one’s a steady current.) Don’t get...