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Eddie Winslow Is A Big Ol’ Creeper

A photo of Darius McCrary

It’s not really a surprise, is it?  Didn’t you always feel like Eddie had a little bit of a weird vibe about him?  You’d think that with fine parents like Carl and Harriet he would have turned out better, but it turns out that he’s just 100% pure creeper.

Eddie, or Darius McCrary for those of you playing the realism game, just got a restraining order filed against him by his ex, Karrine Steffans, for window peeping and cyber bullying. Here’s the story from TMZ:

It’s the latest TRO in a legal firestorm between Darius McCrary and his ex Karrine Steffans — according to the docs filed recently in L.A. County Superior Court, the actor began showing up at Karrine’s house unannounced in January … and it freaked Karrine out.

According to the docs, Darius would regularly bypass security in her gated community by sneaking through a rear entrance — and sit outside her home to wait for her to return.

Karrine claims Darius would then call her and ask her to “look outside of [her] window” — where Darius was peering inside.

According to Karrine, the harassment even spilled over onto the Internet — claiming Darius sent her an email, stating, “You should do the world a favor and kill yourself.” Calls to Darius weren’t returned.

Looks like it’s time to cue the sappy instrumental music and have a Serious Talk with Eddie here, doesn’t it?

“Why You Leave Your Ass Beads Here, Bitch?”

Okay, this is the funniest video I’ve ever seen in my whole life.

This is Karrine “Superhead” Steffans, showing off anal toys that former fiance Darius McCrary — yes, the dude who played Eddie Winslow on Family Matters — left at her house.

Early in the summer, Darius filed a restraining order against Superhead and basically accused her of being a psychotic bitch. I suppose this is her retaliation.

I have to say, though, I never thought much of Superhead until I watched this video. She’s a fucking riot! This chick is awesome. “Fuckin’ ass particles!”

Heh, I remember this one time I was on a road trip with some friends, and this one dude farted in the car. And my girlfriend was like, “Ewwww! How dare you???” and the guy was like, “Why do you care so much? It’s just a fart,” and my girlfriend was like, “Dude, don’t you understand? The molecules that were up your ass five seconds ago are now up my nose.” I never thought about farts the same way again.

Anyway. If you’re gonna watch this video at work, do it with headphones on.