I feel absolutely terrible. I actually believed earlier reports that Hugh Hefner‘s ex, Crystal Harris, pawned off her 3.39-carat engagement ring soon after jilting her fiancé. That would have been so tacky, if it were true.
But no: she was only getting it appraised in a pawn shop. Instead, Christie’s is doing the pawning. Wow! Classy! Harris’s ring will be up for auction next month.
So if you have somewhere between $20,000 and $30,000 in spending money, bid now! You could own this glamorous piece of celebrity history! But go to the bank first—I heard Crystal likes to be paid in singles.
Christie’s screenshot via TMZ
Whoa, whoa, what the…! How the…! Crystal Harris—who notoriously dumped Hugh Hefner days before their wedding—is living with a different guy! And while the pair isn’t dating, the guy’s identity is definitely interesting.
So who is Crystal Harris rooming with? Why, it’s Dr. Phil‘s son, Jordan McGraw! Whaaaat? How the hell do these kids even know each other?
TMZ reports that the Littlest McGraw is hard at work producing Crystal’s upcoming album.
“[It lasted] like, two seconds. Then I was just over it. I was like, ‘Ahh.’ I was over it. I just, like, walked away. I’m not turned on by Hef. Sorry.”
- Loving, doting Crystal Harris talking to Howard Stern about her ex-fiance, Hugh Hefner.
Thanks so much, girl. You know I was wondering what the life of a fame whore might be like. You know I was doing some serious pondering on the issue of marrying for money and also so more people would be interested in your vagina. So glad you could answer these questions. I know I can always count on you, Crystal. Never change!