Whatever, I guess. Let’s not ruin this thing for Courtney. She’s been prepping and priming for, like, the whole seventeen years she’s been on this planet, so let her live in her glory. Let her have her moment. Please?
October 31, 2011 at 3:30 pm by Sarah
Nope, we still aren’t done with Courtney Stodden, and whatever she and her mother are up to is totally working, it devastates me to admit.
Here’s the precocious Mrs. Hutchison as a 15-year old, competing in the Miss Washington Teen USA Pageant. You can see how, even in the distant, uh, back in 2010, little Court is already demonstrating her unique and special brand of gammin’ and struttin’. Looking good, kid!
October 28, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Jenn
You know, seeing these photos make me sad for Courtney Stodden. Really, really sad. She was this adorable (yes, sort of on the highway to Skanktown, but let’s look beyond that for a minute) girl who had her entire life ahead of her. She had friends and went to school and liked taking pictures of herself. She was exploring her budding sexuality like a normal teenage girl, and now look.
She’s married to a fifty-one year-old pervert, has left all of her age-appropriate friends behind, and will live the rest of her life as someone on the outside – never really accepted on the level she wants to be, and too much of a stigma to go back to where she was to start.
Christ. Is it too late for Courtney Stodden? Say, like, if she wanted to drop this whole weird situation, forget the reality show, lose the hooker boots, and go back to school? Go home? Would her old girlfriends take her back as their own? Would her fellow seniors accept her with open arms? Is it TOO LATE for this young girl to start over??
You suck, Doug Hutchison.
October 27, 2011 at 5:30 pm by Sarah
Am I the only one who has kind of a hard time understanding what Courtney says during most interviews? Like, she’s got cotton balls stuffed in her cheeks or something? (I’d normally insert an inappropriate gagging on a penis joke here, but the girl’s still seventeen, despite being legally slammed by someone who could practically be her grandaddy.) Kids these days, am I right?
Anyway, you remember the recent photos that were taken of Doug and Courtney while they shoved pumpkin’s up one another’s ass in public. This is what they’re talking about to Dr. Drew on his newest show, Life Changers, which is probably just as good as it sounds.
Way to go, guys.
October 27, 2011 at 11:30 am by Sarah
Please. Please, please, please. Courtney Stodden, I don’t want to hear one more thing out of your twitchy little mouth about everything on your body being “rill,” because unless you have a fraternal twin out there somewhere (a, ahem, better-looking fraternal twin at that), it’s all complete BS to me. ALL of it.
Check out the other photo in the gallery who is definitely Courtney Stodden and who definitely looks nothing like Courtney Stodden.
October 26, 2011 at 7:30 am by Sarah
I gathered that Anderson thinks Courtney‘s a trashy, rotten pumpkin-head with a mad facial tic. And I’ve realized, I’m totally OK with that and, as always, I agree whole-heartedly with what the Silver Fox has to say.
Love you, Anderson!