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Courtney Stodden

Hooray, It’s A New Courtney Stodden Song!

As if this girl hasn’t already given us enough gifts for a lifetime, right?! But, being the beautiful flower that she is, Courtney Stodden decided to go ahead and keep on giving, this time in the form of a raucous rock song, “We Are America.” And you know what? It makes me proud. It makes me proud to be a woman, to be an...

Courtney Stodden’s Best Quotes to Date

Emily gave you a sneak-peek the other day into what it’s like to be married to Courtney Stodden (answer: bizarre), and now we’ve got some quotes directly from the twitchy horse’s mouth! Courtney, in the same interview, talks arousal, housekeeping, and eventually becoming an actress (um … LOL). On husband Doug, teaching her...

But Are You Going to College, Courtney Stodden?

Courtney! Oh, the places you will go! The future is so bright for you already, Courtney, and you’re only 17! You’ve already found your soulmate, you’ve landed a pretty sweet job: you have it made! But wait! What about your further education? If you’re on track with your peers (which, to be fair, is a big assumption)...

Courtney Stodden’s Not At All Ridiculous

Look! My very first Courtney Stodden post! But you know what? I really lament the fact that this girl actually *deserves* her own post. I mean, what is this world coming to? It’s not as if I appreciate this teenager enough to merit a discussion, either – this is for the sole purpose of mocking her and hopefully pointing out to her what...