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Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison Are Ready to Talk About Their Marital Woes (For the Cameras)

Oh man. What a ripe, hot mess this is going to be. That being said? I’m totally going to watch it.

This is another exclusive clip from the new marriage counseling-reality show called Couples Therapy that VH1′s peddling, because really, what’s a better solution to fixing your dysfunctional, famewhore-based relationship than to televise it for the world to see? This is going to be a goldmine.

In the clip, you can see another contestant (or whatever you’d call people in this particular set of game show-like circumstances) saying that Courtney is “trash,” prompting Doug to get up off his weird ass, while starting to throw down with the naysayer. Later, when Doug is asked why he couldn’t just wait to hit it with Courtney when she turned eighteen instead of being a total creeper, he claimed, “I didn’t want to!” whilst grinding all over her knee.

Quality programming, guys. Quality programming.

Courtney Stodden’s Mom Wants You to Know That Her Daughter Is Doing Playboy

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Courtney Stodden‘s mom is the worst. Like, the absolute worst. Worse than Dina Lohan and Kris Jenner rolled up into a big ball of grossness. She’s worse than the idea that Kris Jenner directed Kim‘s sex tape and that picture of Dina and Lindsay making out. At least Dina Lohan never sold her minor daughter to some gross D-list actor in his fifties.

But anyway, Courtney’s mom has once again proven herself as the worst ever by making a statement to E! News about her daughter’s involvement in porn.

If you’ll remember, over the weekend Courtney made a tweet that said “no to porn, yes to Playboy.” We all thought that the deal was done, but TMZ said “LOL, no, Playboy isn’t interested.” It was hilarious, and we all had a good chuckle, but now it’s time to get down to business.

Here’s the quick statement from Courtney’s mom:

“TMZ doesn’t know what they’re talking about. Clearly, their ‘sources’ are different than ours.”

I almost believed you, Courtney’s mom, but then I remembered that you once said that Doug Hutchison is “not creepy,” which was a statement that forever stole away your credibility.

In conclusion, Courtney Stodden has a bad mom, but she might have an offer from Playboy to make up for it. We’ll just have to wait and see, friends.

Courtney Stodden Wants to Do Playboy, Playboy Isn’t Interested

A photo of Courtney Stodden

First of all, HAHAHAHAHAHA. And second of all, HA.

Courtney Stodden wants to pose for Playboy. We know that because she tweeted a tweet last night that said “no to porn, yes to Playboy,” and then a winky face and some x’s. Just by reading that, one would think that she’s already signed on to do the Playboy shoot, right?

Wrong! TMZ apparently has some “Playboy sources,” and here’s what they had to say about the whole affair:

According to our Playboy sources, no offer has been made to Stodden nor will one EVER be made. Our sources say Stodden “doesn’t meet the standards of a Playboy model” … adding she looks too “enhanced.”

One source added, “[Playboy] would NEVER take her. I don’t think anybody really wants to see that anyway.”

Ok, ok, listen: Courtney Stodden doesn’t “meet the standards of a Playboy model,” but Lindsay Lohan does? Really? And I get that Lindsay is way more famous and that people want to see her floppy lips and wayward titties just for the trainwreck factor, but this source makes it sound like the refusal is based on looks alone, doesn’t it?

I’ll just leave it up to you guys, because I really can’t think about Lindsay Lohan and Courtney Stodden naked anymore.

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