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8Courtney Stodden Has Had “Great Success”

OK, so we officially can’t talk about this video until you’ve watched it. Go ahead, I’ve got a minute or so to kill and pour a second cup of coffee, let me know when you’re done.

Alright, done? Good? What’s that, you’re still wiping the tears of laughter from your eyes and can’t see the screen just yet? OK, how about this: ARE YOU DONE YET? DID YOU WATCH THE ENTIRE VIDEO? No, I’m not shouting, I’m just … never mind. Alright.

Ready? Together, and on the count of three – one, two, three: LOL! LOL!! ROFLCOPTER! Courtney wants to bring back the “classy, beautiful edge of old Hollywood”? Oh I could just die. I could just die. Also, at the very end when she was talking about “the career of Courtney Stodden.” Yeah. Er, “Yeah!” I mean, of course.

Here’s some of that great music she’s been busy making, too. BEWARE.

December 1, 2011 at 3:30 pm by Sarah
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16Courtney Stodden Sure Loves Christmas

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And why wouldn’t she? After all, Courtney Stodden is, among other things, a deeply religious young lady, and as such, she truly understands the meaning of Christmas. She definitely has the holiday spirit about her, and to prove it, I’ll show you a few of her famous tweets that explain just how excited she is for the holidays!

Feeling icy & exotic as a snowy white sheer sweater drapes from my sensuous shape while my soul becomes enchanted with the holiday spirit!

Caressing the essence of Christmas with my flirty spirit as I festively dive into a sexy santa suit & jingle my bells to hot holiday hits!

Mr Santa Claus? If I let you seductively slide down my stocking & taste every piece of my candy… will I still be on your naughty list?

When rds become magically aligned with the shimmering crystals of Christmas & folks glaze their homes with frosting; Life becomes a fantasy

Dear Mr Santa: When you silently sneak down my chimney this year & into my home… I guarantee you will be leaving saying HO-HO-HO! ;) XOs

Dear Santa: Since you work so HARD to satisfy, I will be leaving you a lil’ more than just creamy cookies for your sweet tooth this year…

Um, is anyone allowed to talk about Santa Claus like this? Does anyone else feel like they just broke a law by reading these tweets? Actually, forget the law, does anyone else feel like they need a bath?

December 1, 2011 at 4:30 am by Emily
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14Courtney Stodden Talks About her Grandpa Husband and Other Important Things Like Mochas

Aw, now, isn’t that sweet? The life of a princess. Sleeping ’til noon, sexy outfits, hair and makeup done like what, mochas? She’s totally industrious, too, with that whole making-her-own-coffee thing. That’s pretty impressive. I have a damn hard time foaming my own milk, but Courtney here has apparently got the gig down pat. I see I have some stuff to catch up on, criminy.

Oh, also, I apologize profusely for the “two Courtney Stodden posts in one day” thing. Sometimes you just can’t help yourself, and folks, this is one of them. I simply couldn’t deprive you of the goodness and entertainment that is girlfriend’s whole-body facial tic.

November 30, 2011 at 3:30 pm by Sarah
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5Love It or Leave It: Courtney Stodden’s Church Clothes

A photo of Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison

When I was a kid, my parents didn’t make me go to church. I went to vacation bible school every summer, but that wasn’t so much because I was into church, it was more that I really missed going to school and I thoroughly enjoyed coloring pictures of Jesus. But when I stayed at my cousins’ house, my crazy aunt did make me go to church. I can remember packing up some clothes for a sleepover and being filled with excitement until my crazy aunt poked her head in my room to say “don’t forget some church clothes!”

And that is how I know that what Courtney Stodden is wearing up there is most certainly NOT church clothes. Church clothes are modest and conservative: nice cardigans and skirts that are at least knee length. Somehow Courtney missed that memo and instead wore her usual mess (Courtney, honey, your toes go inside your shoe) to church last Sunday.

Is this appropriate? Is it cute? Does anyone understand why she insists on wearing that awful arm band?

Image courtesy of E!

November 30, 2011 at 7:30 am by Emily
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8Learn How to Look Just Like Courtney Stodden!

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If I know you guys, and I’m pretty confident I do, then I’m sure that there are times when you peruse Evil Beet at home or at work or on the go, and you come across our favorite shining star, Courtney Stodden, and you think to yourself “my, what a bombshell! I wish I could look as gorgeous as her!” But you can’t find the right daringly devilish dress or the right “foolproof for fornicating” frock, and there goes your confidence, right out the window!

But there’s no need to worry your pretty little heads anymore, because that lovable sweetheart, Courtney, went ahead and compiled some delightful style tips so we can all feel just as beautiful! For example, here’s her tip to go with that fashion photo above:

Seamless tanks/dresses are my favorite! I especially love pairing seamless tanks with sexy forming blue jeans. It’s easy to wear, shows off my shape nicely and it still exudes that ‘provocative edge’ that I feel every woman should embrace.

You know you want more of this invaluable advice …


November 21, 2011 at 6:30 am by Emily
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11VIDEO: Courtney Stodden’s Breasts Are Completely Real Aside from that Big Round Lump Underneath her Pectoral Muscle

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Remember a few days ago, Jenn talked about Courtney Stodden‘s Big Boob Reveal that’d be coming up? Here it is! This is Courtney, getting a tit ultrasound, on Dr. Drew Pinsky‘s show, Lifechangers.

Initially, if you watch the video, you’ll see that the ultrasound tech and doctors almost flat-out say, “Yup, there’s your implant,” but yet when Courtney starts to squawk and the tech does it again, the “experts” reneg and say, “Um, yup, no implants here. You’re totally right. These babies are all real.” Love the backtracking.

You guys going to swallow this? Still think Courtney’s tittays are the rill dill (sorry, couldn’t resist)?

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November 8, 2011 at 5:30 am by Sarah
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