If you thought Gale Weathers and Deputy Dewey would make it til the end of time, then Courteney Cox and David Arquette‘s split must have hit you pretty hard. I’m afraid this news won’t be any prettier: their divorce has been finalised. :(
The pair have remained pretty good friends since their split and continue to raise their daughter Coco together, so that’s nice. They seem to be one of those rare couples who have mastered the art of being mature f-cking adults and remaining civil to one another even though their romantic relationship has come to an end, so kudos for that.
Courteney Cox and David Arquette are finally divorced … more than 2-and-a-half years after breaking up.
Courteney and David first separated in October 2010 … but waited to file divorce docs until June 2012.
But on Tuesday, an L.A. County Superior Court judge entered a final judgement for the divorce … officially ending the 12-year marriage.
In the divorce docs, both Courteney and David requested joint legal and physical custody of their 8-year-old daughter Coco … so it’s likely they got what they asked for.
The couple had previously told the media they would remain friends after the split — and vowed to work together to raise their daughter.
Well, that was fairly straightforward. Refreshingly so, I’d say. Not refreshing: all that plastic surgery Courteney keeps getting. I’m a feminazi feminist so I like to embrace all decisions ladies make about their own bodies, but that shit is just tragic.
Courteney Cox and Matthew Perry, AKA Monica + Chandler = 4eva, are going to be reunited on television. Ms. Cox is filming a role on Mr. Perry’s show Go On [And Cancel Us Already] at this very moment. Yay! Above is the photo she posted on her twitter account with, “My first box husband.” (I guess she means first television husband? What an…interesting way to say that. Or something? I don’t know, what’s going on?)
THEN, Perry posted a photo of his own, on his twitter account, tweeting “Yayyyyyyyy!”
Yay indeed, everyone! Seeing this photo is making me feel old. Cox looks like my therapist now. And Perry looks adorable but may want to rethink that 12 year-old at the skater park hairdo. Or not, whatever. I’M BREEZY!
First of all, she’s had so much Botox or lip plumpers or something around her mouth that she can barely speak a sentence without stretching the corners of her mouth to her ears. Weird. Also? It’s a pretty funny interview, and if you can keep in mind that this lady used to be Monica Gellar on ‘Friends’, then you’re ahead of the game. Courteney also talks about peeing on her balcony so the dogs have a spot to mark, and it’s pretty enjoyable.
He’s my best friend in the world. I love him. … I appreciate David more now than I ever did. I mean … it’s hard. I don’t recommend divorce in general, but, you know, he is my best friend and we’ve both grown and changed. I think we both appreciate each other more. I hope he does. I do.
—Courteney Cox on The Ellen Degeneres Show talking about her ex-husband, David Arquette. Who she still loves. And who she’s probably sleeping with on the regular and feeling kind of sad and guilty about it, so she’s trying to justify it to us peons.
It’s OK, girl. I know there’s probably some slim pickins these days on the set of ‘Cougar Town’ (that’s still on TV, right?), so we’ll let it slide.
… This time. We’ll let it slide this time. Get your shit together, alright?
Well look who finally went and grew some balls! David Arquette, who had a “serious” and “long-term” girlfriend who he “loved” while he was separated—and not even officially separated or served with divorce papers—has gone and filed for divorce from Courteney Cox, citing irreconcilable differences. Maybe it was all those bitchy (love!) interviews she did about David, and maybe it was because David couldn’t keep his damn mouth shut. Maybe it was because David has the emotional maturity of a three-year-old, and Courteney had no intention of raising two children (one of which who is not, by mere age, a child). In any case, I’m not really sure what David could consider “irreconcilable,” because frankly, Courteney was the best he ever did and ever will do. You’d think out of either of them, Court would have been the one who’d strike the death blow, but hey. You never really know the true nature of someone’s relationship, do you?
Courteney looks pretty good, right? I mean, she’s 47, she’s been going through some stressful times, and this picture was taken right as she was leaving a dinner with her daughter and the husband she’s currently separated from, so we can cut her some slack for those bags under her eyes, right? Yeah, I think that would be nice of us.
What do you guys think? Does Courteney still have it, or has she definitely seen better days?
In related news, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney herself are on the outs, as Aniston feels that her former BFFFFFFFFFFF is stringing estranged husband David along, having flings on the side, and has no intention of getting back together with her husband. (Sounds to me like somebody’s still stinging over their own busted-up marriage that HAPPENED SIX YEARS AGO.)
All I know is that if I were trying to hook back up with my way-hotter wife, I certainly wouldn’t be showing up in public looking like that.