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Courtenay Semel

Courtenay Semel Says Goodbye to Ex-Girlfriend Casey Johnson and Also She Hates Tila Tequila

OH THE DRAMA. Sometimes you just love somebody so much that you literally have to go on E! to bid a tearful videotaped farewell to her and then publicly blame her death on Tila Tequila. Which is exactly what Courtenay Semel did this week. Casey was literally her other half (how would that actually work, in a literal sense?) and she will never...

Courtenay Semel Says Samantha Ronson Sabotaged Her Friendship with Lindsay Lohan

I’ve had a weird fascination with Courtenay Semel ever since she was on that random TV show where they made spoiled rich kids drive cattle. I think it has something to do with the way her first name is spelled. I just don’t think I’d be able to talk to her without being all like, “Heeeeey, Court-e-naaaaaay.” Also...

Maybe Tila Will Come To Her Rescue

Courtenay Semel, aka Lindsay Lohan’s first known lesbian fling and daughter of former Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel has been cut off. She told the New York Post that father Terry had ” froze[n] her trust fund and now won’t answer her calls”. Courtenay’s been a hot mess for years now, but the final straw may have been her...

So In Love! (Today.)

I am doing my part to keep Courtenay Semel in the spotlight for as long as possible, just because I am certain one of these days she will do something so absolutely insane on camera that it will make it all worth it. Honestly, eventually she’s just going to snap and, like, tie Nicole Richie to a leather sofa and cover her in honey and fire...

“We’re Still Lesbians!”

Um, Tila Tequila has a book to sell, so she’s back to hitting up red carpets with her Sapphic headline-grabber, Courtenay Semel. Give it up, Tila. The fifteen minutes are over. Nobody cares who you fuck anymore. If you want to stay in the spotlight, you’re gonna have to get in La Lohan’s pants. Those $100 leggings are the only...