Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Cindy Crawford

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And I seriously hosey, “What in the god damn fuckery is this shit and why does Cindy Crawford have a shaving cream dick in this April 2009 Allure magazine picture?” Other than...

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You know how sometimes two really hot people will mate and the resultant offspring will be … well … Rumer Willis? That is not what happened with Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber...