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11This Is a Great Look for Christina Aguilera

Photo: Christina Aguilera can't stop laughing!

What I like most about these photographs of Christina Aguilera is the way Celebuzz posted them in the middle of the night without adding any “color commentary” whatsoever:

Christina Aguilera was smiley onstage at The Voice panel during TCA’s in California on Friday.

Wearing her trademark red lipstick, Aguilera donned a purple leopard print dress for the press conference.

Earlier today a report said that Kelly Clarkson would be making a guest appearance on season two as well as…

Miranda Lambert, Lionel Richie, Jewel, Babyface, Ne-Yo, Alanis Morissette and Robin Thicke.

The successful show is coming back for a second season and will premiere after the Super Bowl.

No mention! They made no mention of how cute that dress is. Apparently it is by Thomas Wylde. I actually am really into it; the monochrome leopard print really looks so nice against all the orange. I used to have seatcovers in my car with that exact print, and I had an orange steering wheel cover, and I just really liked the orange and gray together, y’know? (Yes, Celebuzz claims that the dress is purple, but I’m not buying it.)

I also love how flowy and, um, summery the dress is. Other things I like: the shoes, the hair. Yes, the hair. To quote the fictional Fran Fine, “Big hair makes the hips look smaller.” I wish my hair could hold a color like that. So vibrant!

Also, her skin is so smooth, so perfect and unblemished. There is such a fine line between ‘radiant’ and ‘radioactive,’ and a classy lady always knows just how much bronzer to apply to a collarbone.

I’m not quite as sure about that makeup—false eyelashes, yeeeesh—but I guess the idea is to be able to see it from the stage. These photos do Christina no favors, however: her legs are crossed in all of them, and the fabric’s pattern makes it hard to see where the actual dress stops and starts.

And I think that’s it! I think I covered everything! What do you think, you guys? Am I missing anything?

January 7, 2012 at 7:30 am by Jenn
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1Blind Items: Revealed!

Every now and then in the comments of a delightful little blind item, one of you will say “but what’s the point? We don’t even know who this is about!” And that’s fair: it can be frustrating to read some little piece of gossip that’s so intriguing but to not even know who you’re reading about. But you guys, sometimes those blind items get revealed. Sometimes we find out the answer. And this is one of those times.

Let’s get started by talking about a blind item that you’ve heard about here. Do you remember the one about a singer who turned into a “hot disheveled mess” who drinks way too much and keeps a baby monitor on her at all times so that her bodyguard can hear if she starts to die? Yeah, that one is Christina Aguilera. Nailed it.

You want to read more, don’t you?


January 2, 2012 at 7:30 am by Emily

0Happy Birthday, Christina Aguilera!

A photo of Christina Aguilera

Christina is 31 today, everyone! Isn’t that exciting? Now, 30 was admittedly not the best year for her, but I really think she can turn things around this time around. I think now that she’s older and wiser, she can really get things back on track. Maybe she can stop drinking so much, and hell, maybe she can even put on some pants!

Who knows what this year has in store for Christina Aguilera? Only time will tell, but in the meantime, let’s take a look back at Christina over the years, shall we? And since she’s such a special snowflake, let’s do it in video form!


December 18, 2011 at 5:00 pm by Emily
Filed Under: Christina Aguilera

6The Leggings. AGAIN.

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I figured out why Christina Aguilera wears those damned leggings all of the time. Wanna know? It’s because her boyfriend, Matthew Rutler, loves big, accentuated camel toe. And what bigger, more accentuated camel toe have you seen this year besides Christina-girl’s in these photos? None. That’s right. Camel toe of the year. So before any of you go on with your “leggings are just comfy and Christina Aguilera wants to be comfy dammit” smugness, you’re wrong: it’s domestic partner camel toe fascination all the way, boys and girls, and we’ll just leave it at that for today.

December 12, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Sarah
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12Christina Aguilera Needs to Buy Some New Clothes

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Is it me, or is Christina constantly photographed either wearing ugly, ill-fitting dresses or those worn-out black leggings? I mean, did she spend all of her record royalty money on booze, pancake makeup, and Wet ‘n Wild Robust Red lipstick or something that she can’t afford to buy anything aside from basic black leggings and bad hats that completely obscure her face? Is that really where we’ve ended up going with this woman?

December 6, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah
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0All The Divas Gossip About All The Divas

Did you ever want to hear the likes of Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, Madonna, and Christina Aguilera dish about each other? Did you ever wonder if Celine Dion has a kickass Cher impression up her sleeve? Did you ever wonder if Britney Spears has had a longtime habit of referring to herself as “retarded”?

Then this video is for you, friends. Happy Saturday!

November 26, 2011 at 9:00 am by Emily