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10Can You Spot the Baby in Christina Aguilera’s Tummy?

Christina Aguilera Pregnant Baby Bump Pictures

Page Six assures you that it’s in there.

RUMORS that Christina Aguilera is expecting a baby “are definitely true,” according to a well-placed Page Six source. “She’s been telling friends,” said one snitch, who revealed, “she has to be three months now, because she’s announcing it.” This would be the first for Aguilera and her husband, Jordan Bratman.

These pictures were taken today/yesterday/Wednesday/whenever June 20 was in Tokyo on her “Back to Basics” Tour. She’s definitely gained a few pounds over the past few months, but are they baby pounds? Is Christina Aguilera pregnant?

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June 20, 2007 at 9:51 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Christina Aguilera

4It’s Official: Christina Aguilera Either Is or Is Not Pregnant

Not that anyone asked for my opinion, but, based on this picture, I think this girl has several healthy toddlers living in her breasts. And when they’re done using the space, several adult men plan to rent it for polo matches. In her tummy, though? I’ve got no idea. Neither does anyone else.

Christina Aguilera is not pregnant, the singer’s rep tells

The statement was issued in response to magazine and newspaper reports published Wednesday claiming that the 26-year-old is expecting a child.

“It’s all made up,” the rep tells Us.

An employee at the Beverly Hills kids boutique Bellini told the New York Daily News that Aguilera and her husband of more than a year, Jordan Bratman, went on a $3,000 shopping spree at the store on Saturday where she confided that she’s having a baby.

“They seemed really excited,” a worker at the boutique told the Daily News.

“She was talking to [another customer] and she said she took a home pregnancy test and that it was positive. She kept saying they’d have to come back when they knew the sex of the baby.”

However, Xtina’s rep says that the employee needs to get her eyes checked because the singer was 50,000 feet in the air at the time of the supposed sighting.

“She was not at Bellini. She was on a plane to Las Vegas for the NBA appearance.”


February 22, 2007 at 4:47 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Christina Aguilera

14Late-Night Links

Project Runway winner Jeffrey Sebelia is broke — and designing clothes for the Bratz movie. Which is still, I suppose, a step above going on the Surreal Life and sleeping with a former child star who’s twice your age and half your height. Isn’t that right, Adrianne Curry? [A Socialite's Life]

Seriously? OMG! WTF? has moved. Update your bookmarks, kids! [SOW]

Britney Spears could never hang on American Idol. [IDLYITW]

Justin Timberlake weighs in on Britney and her (non-)hair. [GTS]

Jessica Biel and Hayden Panettiere walk their dogs in L.A. this weekend. I’m just happy whenever Hayden is not in the same city as Paris Hilton. Leave her alone, Paris! [Ninja Dude]

Cameron Diaz gets wasted in Vegas. [Allie Is Wired]

Christina Aguilera and Beyonce at Jay-Z’s birthday party. [INO]

Kelly Osbourne breaks down at an HIV benefit concert and states that one of her family members is HIV positive. Start up the office pools, kids. [Celeb Slam]

Meredith Grey may currently be the Schrodinger’s Cat of network television, but Ellen Pompeo is alive and well and attending the NBA all-star game. [ICYDK]

Lily Allen is always good for a pull quote or twelve. [Bree]

February 19, 2007 at 11:23 pm by Evil Beet

2There Goes My Weekend

I don’t normally foray into the best dressed category (as T has that covered like a jimmy hat) but with the news that Maxim has booked Christina Aguilera for the cover of their March issue I’m nominating her.

Sidenote 1: I swear I don’t work for Maxim.
Sidenote 2: Did you see her performance of “It’s a Man’s World” on the Grammys? It was super duper good. The girl can sing.

February 12, 2007 at 12:15 pm by Spiteful Lars
Filed Under: Christina Aguilera

5Naked Days Are Good Days

I’m a Christina Aguilera fan. Some of that is due to the fact that, unlike the rest of her pop brethren, she has a good voice. Also, that video “Dirty” was oddly compelling. Finally, I think she’s like 5 foot 1 inches which means she’d have to listen to all my orders, no matter how costume related.

Yeah, all in all a life with Christina would be grand and today there was more good news for our potential relationship. You see, she likes “Naked Sundays.” Straight from the little bombshell’s mouth:

“We claim ourselves (her and the hubby) to be the coziest couple ever. We have something called ‘naked Sundays,’ ” the 26-year-old pop star tells Ellen DeGeneres in an interview set to air Wednesday on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show.”

“We do everything naked. We cook naked.”

“You cook naked?” asks DeGeneres.

Aguilera replies: “Yeah, we cook naked.”

“Nothing with grease — that could splatter,” says DeGeneres.

“Well, unless you want the grease,” Aguilera replies.

UNLESS you WANT the grease!! Bless you my child, bless you. Now who is this husband and whom do I need to murder to have him killed? I want naked Aguilera and I want Sundays. Especially now, given that football season is over. Beet, could this be a potential birthday present por moi? Don’t act like you aren’t friends with her. Your secret is out.

February 7, 2007 at 8:27 am by Spiteful Lars
Filed Under: Christina Aguilera

2Late-Night Links

Ron Goldman’s family takes another stab at suing O.J. Simpson. Har har. [A Socialite's Life]

Kim Cattrall says the Sex and the City movie is back on. [Hollywood Backwash]

Mel Gibson learns he may have a 29-year-old daughter as the result of a one-night stand in the ’70s. Much to my chagrin, she’s not Jewish. [Defamer]

Britney Spears desperately needs PR representation to help her better craft her lies. [Cele|bitchy]

Joel Madden removes himself from Nicole Richie for long enough to help ex-girlfriend Hilary Duff drop the restraining order against her stalker. [Pop on the Pop]

Lindsay Lohan hopes your Christmas is adequite. [The Gilded Moose]

Pictures of Christina Aguilera trashed out of her head always have an endearing quality to them. Britney ought to take lessons. [Yeeeah!]

December 20, 2006 at 5:24 am by Evil Beet