9Oh Noes!

Prince William was spotted getting friendly with BOTH Paris Hilton and Christina Aguilera at a London nightclub last night.

Apparently Xtina and Paris avoided each other like the plague but both tried to get face time with Wills, especially Paris, who reportedly pissed off Christina by parading up to her table and stealing Wills away. So very Bachelor.

All this drama DESPITE the fact that Christina was there with her husband and Paris can’t shut up about how much she misses Benji.

Whatever. I’m just glad that they’re both Britain’s problem right now.

October 17, 2008 at 10:53 am by Evil Beet

36Why Are You Doing This to Me, Christina?

Please, baby.

Dress normal.

Just once.

I’m begging you.

At the Africa Rising Music & Fashion Festival in London.

October 15, 2008 at 6:54 am by Evil Beet

44This Totally Isn’t What We Meant, Christina …

… when we told you to ditch the bright red lipstick.

Sigh.

At least you’re bringing attention to an important cause.

Here’s Christina and her hubby at a Rock the Vote event in the Hollywood Hills.

Rumer Willis was there, too, giving the Obama campaign the touch of class it so sorely needed by sporting an “Obama for yo mama” tee.

September 26, 2008 at 12:24 pm by Evil Beet

33Who the Hell Is This???

This is the just-released cover for the new Christina Aguilera Greatest Hits album.

Um … is she in a spacesuit?

What’s going on here?

I’m confused.

September 22, 2008 at 3:07 pm by Evil Beet

76Holy Hell!

Christina Aguilera’s VMA look.

Discuss.

September 7, 2008 at 6:28 pm by Evil Beet

33Mommy Time!

Here’s Christina Aguilera and son Max — with hubby Jordan Bratman not far behind — leaving their hotel in New York City.

I love how Christina’s sweatshirt matches Max’s baby one-piece.

You know, Christina, wearing sweats and holding your baby, with your hair back and simple lipstick, you look a whole hell of a lot hotter than you do here. You know, where you look like a crackwhore. I’m just saying.

Also, looking at Max’s little one-piece made me remember that someone told me a long time ago that there was a website that sold adult pajamas with feet. And just looking at little Max I’m like “Oh! He looks so comfortable! I want to buy a pair of those pajamas.” So I did a little Googling, and found Big Feet PJs, which, much to my delight, has an entire section of their website devoted to celebrities who love their PJs! What this really boils down to is a great number of celebrities posing awkwardly with a pair of pajamas at what must have been some manner of swag event. These celebrities include Taylor Swift, Toby Keith, Samuel L. Jackson, Doris Roberts, Ed Asner, Jeff Conway, and many, many more.

Can I please run the Ed Asner pic here? Please? Because it really made my whole day.

OMG this is so much more interesting than Christina Aguilera. I should have just done my whole post on pajamas with feet. But then you guys would have been all like “You obviously don’t know anything about pajamas with feet and you need to stick to the gossip!!!!” in the comments.

September 4, 2008 at 10:21 pm by Evil Beet