Am I the only person left on the planet who can’t still tell these two bitches apart?
You are all pretty shrewd celebustalkers so I’m sure it’s quite obvious to you, but I had to really stare before even venturing a guess.
April 15, 2009 at 3:21 pm by Wendie
Perez Hilton held his 31st birthday party yesterday at the Viper Room nightclub in West Hollywood. For someone who talks a lot of trash about celebrities, making juvenile comments about their love lives and appearances, a lot of them showed up at his party. This means that I can still hold out hope that Clive Owen will turn up at my 31st birthday party, no matter how big of a bitch I am on this blog.
Paris Hilton & boyfriend Doug Reinhardt, Amanda Bynes, Steve-O, and a very different looking Ashley Tisdale (holding hands with a lady friend) were in attendance, amongst others. The Jonas Brothers “rushed over” from the Kid’s Choice awards to sing Happy Birthday, and Christina Aguilera did her best Marilyn Monroe impression of a breathy “Happy Birthday Mr. Perez-ident.”
“I’m not thrilled with the number 31,” Hilton, whose real name is Mario Lavandeira, said on the pink carpet in front of the Viper Room nightclub. “But I am super excited that, right now, I’m happier in my life than I ever have been before.”
Hilton bragged that the first gift he received was from “High School Musical” heartthrob Zac Efron.
“He sent me a bottle of champagne to my hotel room, which made me squeal like a little school girl,” he gushed.
Party attendee Paris Hilton seems to have contracted Victoria Beckham’s “Every Day I Look More and More Like a Robot” disease. Note the cut on boyfriend Reinhardt’s lip, a souvenir of Friday night’s scuffle with a bodyguard at Fontainebleau.
March 29, 2009 at 5:17 pm by Kelly
What the hell has Christina Aguilera done to herself?Â She’s been looking different for a while and I was chalking it up to having had a baby recently.Â Because sometimesÂ women just look different after being pregnant.Â Debra Messing and Leah Remini for example.Â Never.Â Looked.Â The same.Â I don’t even want to tell you what hell pregnancy inflicted on my waist-to-hip-ratio.Â But in Christina’s case, this has to be surgical since babies don’t come out of your face and hers is changed.
Top picture is from two years ago (and I’m trying not to focus on the patch of missing foundation right at her hairline), bottom picture is from yesterday at the launch of herÂ perfume Inspire.Â Yes, yet another celebrity fragrance.Â But I must not let this distract me from the issue atÂ hand.Â Â And spare me from all the “zOMG why u b such a hater?” emails.Â I love Christina Aguilera and I’ve always thought she was stunning.Â Why do people mess with their beauty?Â Today, she no longer looks like Christina Aguilera.Â And I want to know why.Â HerÂ nasal bone seems thinner?Â I don’t know…I can’t put my finger on it.Â Chin implant?Â Ack!Â Help me people!Â
December 6, 2008 at 9:50 am by Wendie
This is essentially breaking news, because I don’t know that it’s ever happened before.
The dress is quite nice, and her makeup is relatively subdued, and she looks — dare I say it? — pretty. What could have inspired her to look like a normal human being for once?
My one complaint: Why is she wearing that lunch lady hair net??? Ew. Was that really the only way to get all her hair extensions away from her dumb-ass neck tat? Seriously, who tattoos their own damn name on their neck? That’s some Paris Hilton self-absorption right there. I mean, really, is it your way of being absolutely sure that your husband calls out the right name when he’s doing you from behind? Because I’m not sure he’s actually tall enough to see it anyway.
Here’s more pics of XXXtina at the Grammy nominations concert.
December 4, 2008 at 6:00 am by Evil Beet
America’s sweetheart turns 16 years old today.Â Doesn’t it seem like she’s been turning 16 forever?Â Like closing Disney so 7,000 people could celebrate her big day wasn’t enough.Â They better not roll out a cake for her tonight when she performs at the American Music Awards.
Here is Miley arriving at the AMAs looking totally age appropriate.Â
I’m sure Beet will haveÂ plenty of coverage on the AMAs tomorrowÂ but here are a few of my random thoughts on the first arrivals:
Christina Aguilera, seriously, what has happened to you?Â It’s like your face totally changed when you got pregnant and it never returned to its original state.Â I realize part of it is just a normal maturing but something looks…off.Â
As off as seeing Pink as she appears tonight.Â She gets a lot of criticism so I give her credit for wearing such a feminine.Â I think she’s damned if she does or doesn’t; I just never imagined I’d feel so uncomfortable actually witnessing her in an evening gown and nose ring.
I had to look up who the hell Shailene Woodley was.Â I guess she stars on some show called The Secret Life ofÂ an American Teenager.Â You’ll know her better as the chick wearing flower pots on her feet.
Toccara has been looking good.Â And by good I mean like a drag queen.
I’m unnaturally distracted by Dancing With The Starsjudge Carrie Ann Inaba.Â Is she missing a set of eyelashes on one eye?Â
And finally, Ashley Tisdale.Â You’re cute, you’re wealthy.Â You haven’t been romantically linked to any Jonas brother.Â Cheer up…life is good!Â
November 23, 2008 at 6:06 pm by Wendie
“Last night, there was a whole rally that I saw for Prop. 8. A lot of people came out with their signs, and I think [Prop. 8] is discrimination and I don’t understand how people can be so closed-minded and so judgmental. We chose an African-American president, and it means so much … [it's] a time in history of great change and open-mindedness. Why is this any different? It just doesn’t make sense to me. Why you would put so much money behind something [aimed at] stopping from people loving each other and bonding together? I just don’t understand it. It’s hard for me to grasp. But I would’ve been out there with my rally sign as well … Mormons aren’t gonna buy my album but, you know, what are you gonna do?”
Christina Aguilera, discussing the second straight night of protests about California passing Prop 8. The “Yes on Prop 8″ campaign was largely financed by the Mormon Church.