Let’s talk about the way Christina Aguilera looks at the big launch of her scent, “Inspire,” at Macy’s in NYC. That’s so much more fun. I’ll start. I’m going to name some things that I find to be, let’s say, “sub-par” about this particular look. If I missed any, feel free to chime in.
1) That is not a dress it is a shirt. It is something you are supposed to pair with pants.
2) Pink lipstick, Christina?
3) Are you trying to “inspire” young girls to double their nightly income at the Bada Bing? No? Then change the fucking shoes, tramp.
4) Where on earth did you find platinum hair extensions that already come with split ends? Way to keep it real, girl.
In summary: Christina Aguilera is a multi-millionaire and a mother who still insists on dressing like a hooker. I just don’t get it.
Here’s Xtina in her new set of ads for Stephen Webster jewelry.
â€œShe was a real coup for us. Sheâ€™s our longest-term regular client and the right age for the brand. We think sheâ€™s in the most glamorous period of her life right now, and she is the main source of inspiration behind the collection.â€
Interestingly enough, I don’t particularly like the jewelry — I think it’s heavy and overwrought — but I love Christina here. I think she looks gorgeous.