2Do You Wanna See Mr. Big’s Balls?

So Chris Noth, the dude who played Mr. Big on Sex and the City, walked in a charity fashion show last night called ‘Dressed the the Kilt’ and at the end of his walk, he decided to give the audience a little something extra: A full view of his ass/balls. The photos aren’t exactly the type of nudes that we’re used to running, as in, they’re of a dude,  but we’re sure that plenty of you SATC die hards out there have been waiting to get a full view of what Carrie was talkin’ about for a minute now.

The (obviously) NSFW pics are after the jump… (more…)

April 8, 2011 at 5:30 pm by Molls

2Quotables: Chris Noth Heralds The Death of Sex and the City

“It’s over. The franchise is dead. The press killed it. Your magazine fucking killed it. New York Magazine. It’s like all the critics got together and said, ‘This franchise must die.’ Because they all had the exact same review. It’s like they didn’t see the movie. Got any more gum?”

- Chris Noth telling New York Magazine how hurt he was by the Sex and the City 2 reviews.

Ok, Chris, listen.  Maybe they didn’t see the movie, maybe that’s true.  Or maybe it was just a shitty movie, and everyone could tell. This is kind of like Lindsay Lohan saying “It’s over.  The cocaine-fueled, booze-soaked period of my life is over because the police got together and said, ‘This is illegal.’  Got anymore Kombucha?”  There always comes a point when you just have to know when to let go. And it’s time, Chris.  It’s time to let it go.

September 24, 2010 at 10:03 am by Emily

7Big News!

Here’s a change of speed for you:  Chris Noth and his long-time girlfriend Tara Wilson are engaged and openly admitting it.  These two have been together for a long time — she worked for his NYC bar The Cutting Room and they were a couple as early as 2002 — and also share a son, Orion, who is almost two.

Noth is 54 — I’m pretty sure this is his first marriage which is shocking by Hollywood standards — and Wilson is exactly half his age, natch.

Congrats and good luck to the happy couple!

October 5, 2009 at 9:08 am by Wendie

52Chris Noth’s Girlfriend Pops Out That Kid

It’s still baby season.

Chris Noth’s girlfriend, Tara Wilson, had a little boy, Orion Christopher Noth, on Friday.

“Chris and Tara are thrilled and all are doing well,” says their rep.

Jesus, looking at these pictures of Tara from January 12, it looks like she had about 8 kids. It looks like she ought to have birthed an entire replacement cast for Sex and the City.

The baby was 7 lbs., 10 oz. That’s a big kid, right?

January 21, 2008 at 10:58 am by Evil Beet

5Preggers!

Mr. Big’s longtime girlfriend, Tara Wilson, is all preggers and shit!

They have no forthcoming plans to marry.

This girl is really beautiful in an unconventional way, but she has the most lopsided eyes I have ever seen. To prove my point, I’ve included several additional pictures. She makes Shannen Doherty’s eyes look perfectly symmetrical.

November 17, 2007 at 2:51 am by Evil Beet

8Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Check out Sarah Jessica Parker and Chris Noth (aka Mr. Big) on location for the Sex and the City movie.

Seeing as how SJP is married, I think this means there’s a little lovin’ going on between Carrie and Big in the film.

Hooray!!!!!!!!!!

September 19, 2007 at 11:02 pm by Evil Beet