Now, when I said she looked like a box of popcorn, obviously I meant the fat-free variety.  The very bony Nicky Hilton attended the 14th Annual Los Angeles Antiques Show opening last night, appearing in desperate need of a calorie.

Nick Lachey was also there with girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo.  Does this put to rest the rumors that she was hanging all over 90210 actor Matt Lanter the night before?  I say “NO!” based on the couple’s body language.  Nothing says “impending breakup” like a jaw clamped shut as tightly as Miley Cyrus’ kneecaps.

“Actress” Shiva Rose was there.  I consider this woman about one step away from a miracle worker.  Not only did she manage to stay married in Hollywood (to Dylan McDermott) for more than a decade before her marriage imploded, she divorced with…wait for it…no lawyers on either side.  Amazing!

Hilary Swank appeared with her agent and boyfriend John Campisi.  I’m sorry, but he looks like Chad Lowe.  Doesn’t he?  Oh, the soft spot she has for a receding hairline, large forehead and weak chin.

Finally, Chris Klein was there.  Boy, he looks so familiar.  It’s almost like there’s someone in Hollywood who has that same face.  Who could it be? *cough*SuriCruise*cough*

Katie Holmes’ former fiance has split from his girlfriend of two years, Big Love cutie Ginnifer Goodwin.

Says a pal of Ginnifer: “They realized they wanted different things. In the long run, the relationship wasn’t going to work.”

Awww, I kind of feel bad for Chris Klein. In fact, I always felt bad for him. Getting dumped by your fiancee for Tom Cruise? What a freakin’ nightmare. Like, does it get any more emasculating? I hope this kid finds a great relationship eventually.

He may have lost both Katie Holmes and the entire front section of his hair over the past few years, but Chris Klein did pick up one good thing: hottie Ginnifer Goodwin.

The cute new couple hit up the Crystal + Lucy Awards in Beverly Hills on Tuesday night.

Props to him for being brave enough to show his face in public these days. Just kidding. Sorta.

AmIdol winner Fantasia Barrino‘s new album drops December 12. Check out the first single, “Hood Boy,” here. [Juicy-News]

Look, I’ve seen 8000 celebrity Halloween costume photos this week, including a completely baffling Paris Hilton, but Anne Curry as Cher deserves its very own link. [Go Fug Yourself]

Because you haven’t lived until you’ve seen Chris Klein as a slice of pizza, the kids at Celebrity Smack put together two fairly comprehensive collections of celeb Halloween costumes. See, I had planned to do this, but I quickly realized it would require time and effort. Linking is much better. [Celebrity Smack, more]

Katie Holmes doesn’t actually want to befriend Brooke Shields; she’s fishing for tips on how to behave as though you actually just had a kid. [PCW]