If the words “Chris Hemsworth” and “well-endowed” pique your interest, stay tuned, because you’re in luck. The new red-band trailer for a movie called Vacation – a reboot of the old Chevy Chase comedy, naturally – has been released, and in it, Hemsworth wears some tight underwear that outline a… considerable package.
I suppose the whole trailer is “funny”, but I know you pervs – you’ll be looking out for the peen. It’s a red band trailer, remember, so it’s probably NSFW, as it were, so watch at your own risk.
Chris Hemsworth and wife Elsa Pataky only welcomed daughter India Rose (who is SO CUTE, by the way) a mere 22 months ago, but she’s about to have not one but TWO younger siblings, because as of Thursday evening, the couple were checked in at Cedars Sinai in West Hollywood and Elsa was pushing a set of twins out. I would assume they’ve been born by now, but no further info is available yet.
Apparently their hospital suite had “ultra high security”, including two guards by the door. Chris was said to be patrolling the halls with his own guard. You know, typical fatherhood business.
Congrats to these two, in all seriousness. They seem like great parents and their kids are adorable, so enjoy! (What can I say, it’s spring! I’m in a good mood!)
Never mind that it’s only August. Zimbio polled their readers and came up with the hottest 25 actors of 2013. Here’s who they are. Where do you stand? Do you agree or disagree? Number one was surprising to me, in the, “let pause and think, ‘…really?’” way. And can you guess who made the top 10 that also made the top 10 in the Ugliest Men list?
Chris Hemsworth and wife Elsa Pataky had a gorgeous little girl, India Rose, last year and the experience of being a father has been a life-changing one for the actor. You know, as you do. However, this baby is so cute I can’t even hate on his standard sound-bite answers because AWWWW.
I don’t care about Chris Hemsworth, brother of Miley Cyrus‘ fiancé/possible husband Liam Hamsworth, much either way, but apparently a lot of the ladies love him and think he’s super sexy. Plus, he’s always playing hunky heroes, like in Thor and Snow White and The Huntsman, so he’s perfect swooning material for those who dig a square jaw and squinty (“mysterious”) eyes. If you’re one of those ladies – or gents! – this post is for you!
Chris did a shoot with Esquire earlier this year, but lord knows it takes photographers approximately 200 shots to find a dozen or so that are even worth using. That means there are lots of outtakes, and now some of them have been revealed. Keep both hands on the keyboard, folks, and scroll through the gallery below.
And yes, it’s the most magical thing that ever happened. And by “magical,” I mean “hilarious.” And by “hilarious,” I mean “Charlize Theron is one of the coolest ladies in the business and Kristen Stewart actually smiled and laughed in an interview.” This is the power of the sure-to-be classic tome that is 50 Shades of Grey. It’s undeniable at this point, isn’t it?
If this didn’t convince you that Kristen Stewart is perfect for the lead in the movie, then I don’t know what will. Ooh, and maybe Charlize could play Mrs. Robinson, right? She could also play all the other female roles, and Chris Hemsworth could take over all the male roles while Sam Claflin, the completely adorable guy who plays the prince, could take the role of Christian. That way, everyone could just film the movie during the promotion for Snow White and the Huntsman, and it would undoubtedly be better than any mess they’ll end up making in a studio. Wouldn’t you love to see that movie?
Rumors have been circulating that Sir Anthony Hopkins is pulling some straight-up Mariah Carey diva bullshit on the set of Thor and apparently they are so far from the truth that Sir Anthony is considering taking legal action to stop them dead in their tracks.
Last week people were saying that Sir Anthony was going after his co-star, Chris Hemsworth, criticizing him and his acting ability on set. While it probably wouldn’t hurt anyone to get pointers from a living legend, these rumblings were considered to be a “horrific, vile lie” by Sir Anthony. When asked by the press about his side, his wife Stella completely denied the claims and said she’d be speaking to his lawyers to hold whomever started the rumors accountable.
Lesson learned: Don’t mess with Sir Anthony Hopkins. Riiiiiiight?