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Chris Brown Has a New (?) Girlfriend (?)

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Who is this chick? And why is she in bare feet? Doesn’t she see all the oil spots on the road from all of the dirty, loud cars? Or maybe they’re not oil spots at all. No, maybe all those spots are spit, and Chris Brown spit to boot. I can see Chris Brown being a nasty, foul spitter-all-over-the-place(r). That’s about par for the course when it comes to him and his disgusting behaviors.

No, but really, Rihanna and Karreuche are probably going to be totally pissed about all this. See, this chick here? This blonde girl? Well, she just happened to be leaving the same club on the same night as Chris Brown, and instead of hopping in her cab, which was parked next to Chris’s car (not pictured), she opted for hopping in onto Chris lap, much to his apparent glee. The girl eventually returned to her waiting taxi, but not before angling for a photo opportunity with … well, you-know-who (not Voldemort).

Why, though, will Rihanna and Karreuche be all pissed, like I said? Well, because they’re not going to believe that this blonde chick was just a rando, and an innocent rando at that (let me rephrase: an innocent rando with poor, poor taste). No, they’re totally going to believe that Chris took this chick home and banged the daylights out of her, because that’s what Chris and his schlong do best—bang the daylights out of women. Oh, and his fists, too. His fists do that as well.

Karrueche Tran Did an Interview About Rihanna Chris Brown

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Oh guys. How is it possible that little Karreuche Tran, a virtual nobody before dating Chris Brown, can come off so cool, so collected, and so with it, when her counterpart (Rihanna, not Chris) comes off as idiotic, over the top, and immature in all of her interviews? Can I say something here? Seriously taking Chris Brown out of the equation (because seriously, Chris Brown), I think I like Karreuche Tran a whole lot more, and that’s not even taking the fact that she willingly dated a lady-beater into consideration, because that’s a horse of a different color altogether.

Karreuche did this interview with Vibe, and while a lot of it’s about Chris Brown, it’s still all pretty coherent and intelligent (again, when you forget about the thing being about Chris Brown). Here’s Karreuche on how she met her former boyfriend:

“I actually happened to do a random styling job out here in L.A. and that’s how we met. I didn’t expect it [the relationship] at all. We were friends for a while before we started dating.”

And Karreuche on what she feels today, after all’s been said and done, and if the two can ever reconcile and settle down together:

“I do care about him and I do love him. Family is very important to me, and I’ve always put it in my mind to remember that. For me, I’d love to meet somebody and grow and build a foundation, but I don’t want to even think about marriage right now. I can’t even get a clothing line out. … At the end of the day, he will always be a friend. We’ll always care about each other. We won’t allow that to interfere. Our business is business.”

Karreuche on Rihanna’s drama and all of the fighting over Chris:

“It’s a lot going on but it could be a lot worse. And that’s how I look at life. I take it for what it is. I move forward, grow from it and at this point, that’s what I’m doing. I’m not gonna sit and dwell and become consumed in that negativity because I could very much be that person, especially when things are so public and so thrown in my face. But like I said, things can be much worse. So I’m good.”

And last, on if she’d be willing to sit down with both Chris and Rihanna and air the whole shit out:

“For everybody, emotionally, that would just be way too much. I’m a very mature person so if the time ever did come where we would need to sit down and talk, I’d do it. I’m a mature person. I can work it out but that would be a lot. … Yeah, it would be a lot.”

Here’s the photo from the Vibe shoot, and personally, she’s one of those chicks who look way, way better without all of the makeup slathered on:

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Who would you guys rather—Rihanna or Karreuche?

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You Will Never Guess What Rihanna And Chris Brown Did for New Years

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That’s a photo that Rihanna posted on Instagram yesterday morning. She wrote “Good morning! Still haven’t slept lol #hello2013.” Take a good look at it. Look at all the details, all the surroundings. Got it?

Now here’s what Chris Brown posted yesterday morning:

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That is the very same blanket that Rihanna is snuggled up in! SHE IS RIGHT NEXT TO HIM. I see what you did, you tricky tricksters, and I am not amused. Not one little bit.

Obviously, they knew people would put this together, which makes me feel lame for even talking about this. But it’s frustrating, and if I don’t get it out here, then I won’t get it out at all, and I just can’t live with that kind of negativity inside me. Why can’t they just take a picture of both of them in bed together, why does it have to be this puzzle piece shit? Why can’t they just make an announcement that they’re together and be done with it?