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Chris Dumps Rihanna for Karrueche Tran Vol. 2.9

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From Hollywood Life:

Chris Brown laid a kiss on Karrueche Tran at The Room in Santa Monica on Jan. 23, where Karrueche, 24, was celebrating her new cover on Rolling Out magazine, so we can’t blame Rihanna if she’s really planning on moving on and letting go of Chris.

Rihanna, 24, retweeted a friend’s message on Jan. 24, one day after Karrueche’s event, that said, “Life doesn’t stop for anybody. People move on, they change and they let go, they grow and eventually they forget and pass on.” Is she talking about moving on from Chris?

Chris, 23, made a surprise appearance at The Room in Santa Monica on Jan. 23, where Karrueche was celebrating her new cover on Rolling Out magazine. And no one could have been happier than Karreuche, who HollywoodLife.com has learned still hopes to get back together with Chris.

Luckily for Karrueche, we’re told that Chris gave her a kiss at the event.

“He came in through a back door, made her come back to where he was and told her ‘I’m proud of you girl’ and kissed her on her cheek,” a friend tells HollywoodLife.com exclusively. “He even told her ‘I gotta leave because this don’t about me it’s about you so go do your thang.’”

I don’t know about you guys, but I just love it when the man in my life lets me have the spotlight for important events in my life, like taking a new job, or accepting some kind of award, or even doing number two in the potty all by myself. It just makes me feel so good when certain things can just be about me, and no one else, and there’s no better way to encircle my heart with golden, effervescent light than to tell me to “go do [my] thang.”

Eloquence, guys. Chris Brown‘s got that shit on lockdown.

Is Rihanna Pregnant With Chris Brown’s Baby?

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A heads-up from one of our readers via ONTD:

A Twitter post by Chris Brown on 19 January captioned “LOL” along with a picture of him wearing a T-shirt with ‘You Are The Father’ on the front has sent the rumour mill into overdrive about whether Chris and RiRi are expecting a baby. OMG!

Just seconds after the tweet, one of Chris’ followers piped up, “Is this subliminal for telling the world that Rihanna is pregnant?” And the plot thickened when RiRi was papped meeting up with Chris late on 18 January after a night out, during which she wasn’t spotted drinking. Mysterious and extremely out of character! (LOL)

Can you imagine if these two had a child? Hell, can you imagine if these two even adopted an animal together? The poor, poor -child/animal. What an awful, deprived life it would live. The thing would never be fed, would always have to be rocked to sleep hearing sad strains of “Umbrella … ella … ella …” This would be a botched job, that’s for damn sure.

Let’s just hope that this photo—a photo that she posted on Instagram just last night—is a true indicator, and the answer to the question in this post’s title would be ‘no’:

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Chris Brown Has a New (?) Girlfriend (?)

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Who is this chick? And why is she in bare feet? Doesn’t she see all the oil spots on the road from all of the dirty, loud cars? Or maybe they’re not oil spots at all. No, maybe all those spots are spit, and Chris Brown spit to boot. I can see Chris Brown being a nasty, foul spitter-all-over-the-place(r). That’s about par for the course when it comes to him and his disgusting behaviors.

No, but really, Rihanna and Karreuche are probably going to be totally pissed about all this. See, this chick here? This blonde girl? Well, she just happened to be leaving the same club on the same night as Chris Brown, and instead of hopping in her cab, which was parked next to Chris’s car (not pictured), she opted for hopping in onto Chris lap, much to his apparent glee. The girl eventually returned to her waiting taxi, but not before angling for a photo opportunity with … well, you-know-who (not Voldemort).

Why, though, will Rihanna and Karreuche be all pissed, like I said? Well, because they’re not going to believe that this blonde chick was just a rando, and an innocent rando at that (let me rephrase: an innocent rando with poor, poor taste). No, they’re totally going to believe that Chris took this chick home and banged the daylights out of her, because that’s what Chris and his schlong do best—bang the daylights out of women. Oh, and his fists, too. His fists do that as well.