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8Chris Brown Fans: Fox News’s Andy Levy Is “Sorry”

HOW LAME is it that Chris Brown still has a career? Like, I can totally understand the instinct to needle him on Twitter, because the dude is an entitled twerp.

So Fox News’s Andy Levy started a little Twitter spat with Chris Brown, and—no, duh, because this is the Internet—Chris Brown’s jillion fans went on the offensive. Dear fans: Fox News’s Andy Levy is sorry. (But not really.)

I hope you brought along your sense of irony!

August 19, 2011 at 2:30 pm by Jenn
Filed Under: Chris Brown

12Anderson Cooper Hates Chris Brown Too!

A photo of Anderson Cooper

How sassy is Anderson Cooper? So sassy, right? I adore this man, I really do, and I always love it when people tell it like it is, so what choice did I have but to simply rejoice when Anderson didn’t hold back about how ridiculous it is that Chris Brown is acting in a romantic comedy?

Here are Anderson’s true words:

“Ladies and gentlemen, particularly ladies, Chris Brown has been cast in a movie. And not just any movie, it’s a romantic comedy based on a self-help book about relationships. And I, for one, can not imagine why this did not happen sooner because if there’s one thing you can say about Chris Brown, who’s currently on probation for viciously assaulting his then-girlfriend Rihanna, he just oozes romance.”

Anderson also went on to describe some of Chris Brown’s methods of apologizing by saying ”Check out this love poem he posted on YouTube five months after he repeatedly punched her in the face and threatened to kill her while her mouth was filled with blood.”

Chris Brown’s response?

A photo of Chris Brown

“Yeah, I guess I did beat my girl pretty bad, huh? LOL!!!”

Ok, come on now, let’s be truthful: who seriously still admires Chris Brown? Besides Justin Bieber, of course.

August 10, 2011 at 3:30 pm by Emily

1How Do We Feel About Justin Bieber Rapping … With Chris Brown?

Why yes, I this song does suck, and before you ask, yes, I am biased! Combining two of my most-maligned celebrities into a musical genre that I just don’t get and what do you have? A recipe for disaster, if you ask me.

Plus. Justin Bieber refers to himself as “Shawty Mane,” and if that doesn’t completely turn you off from this song, than I fear that you’re so far gone that there’s just no help for you. At least not here, anyway.

What do you guys think of the song? Moreover, do you like Justin Bieber as “Shawty Mane”?

August 5, 2011 at 11:30 am by Sarah

3I Know This Isn’t Really Celebrity-Related, But I Had to Share Anyway

Plus, it sort of had a famous-person tie, for me, anyway: anytime I see some stupid asshole planking, I immediately think of Chris Brown, so there’s that, I suppose.

Can someone please explain this to me? Because frankly, I just don’t get it. Why is this even a thing?

July 19, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Chris Brown

6I Just Really Don’t Get This Chris Brown Thing

photo of chris brown and fans in new york city pictures photos pics

I know we’re supposed to be all forgivey-forgivey in this life, but this? This picture of many young women all excited to skulk up to Chris Brown and have their photo taken? It really makes me scratch my head. Are we, as a society, so enamored and fascinated by celebrities that we’re willing to overlook absolutely everything that’s happened in the past (even OJ Simpson had his fans after his trial, and though I said I wouldn’t speak of this horrible bitch ever again, Casey Anthony‘s been receiving donations from male “admirers” since her verdict was reached)?

I know what Chris Brown did was supposedly small potatoes compared to the other two examples, and I know a lot of you guys are going to say “ugh, give it up, move on with your life, EVERYONE THAT’S ACTUALLY INVOLVED HAS,” but it’s stuff like this that really makes me shake my head. Maybe I’m of a different mindset than the young, unsuspecting girls in the photo above, but I’d be damned if I’d let go of my principles just to indulge a brief star-struck whim.

Have I “forgiven” Chris Brown? Nah, I guess not maybe. But I don’t matter in this thing. But do I think that having mindless adoration from people who don’t even know the real you may only encourage you to justify that kind of behavior: “Well maybe what I did actually wasn’t all that bad, maybe, was it?” And I? Well, I just don’t think that this dude is a very nice guy, even aside from the whole Rihanna thing.

Who knows. Maybe I’m talking out of my ass, but hey. That’s what these damned blogs are for.

July 15, 2011 at 5:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Chris Brown

1Planking Chris Brown, Planking

Chris Brown twitpics himself planking

That’s great, Chris Brown. That’s great.

But can you top this?

Adorable photo of dudes planking all over the place

The answer is no. Nobody can top that photo.

My favorite is the dude who planked on in from the next room via the breakfast counter. Or the guy on the stove who appears to be levitating, which is like a next-level David Blaine illusion.

July 2, 2011 at 11:30 am by Jenn
Filed Under: Chris Brown, Twitter