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Chris Brown

I Just Really Don’t Get This Chris Brown Thing

I know we’re supposed to be all forgivey-forgivey in this life, but this? This picture of many young women all excited to skulk up to Chris Brown and have their photo taken? It really makes me scratch my head. Are we, as a society, so enamored and fascinated by celebrities that we’re willing to overlook absolutely everything...

Planking Chris Brown, Planking

That’s great, Chris Brown. That’s great. But can you top this? The answer is no. Nobody can top that photo. My favorite is the dude who planked on in from the next room via the breakfast counter. Or the guy on the stove who appears to be levitating, which is like a next-level David Blaine illusion.

Chris Brown and Rihanna Are Probably Sexting

Or maybe not.  Maybe Chris Brown and Rihanna are just trying to salvage something of their relationship, or maybe they’re just trying to make things not completely horrible and awkward when they bump into each other at award shows or something. I don’t know.  All I know is that Chris Brown can’t work Twitter. You know how you...

Love It or Leave It: Chris Brown’s New Tattoo

Chris Brown is never going to be able to do anything right ever again. He tried showing humility by admitting that he crapped himself on stage before, he tried winning over all the penis lovers, and now he’s trying cutesy tattoos.  It’s not going to work, Chris.  It’s just not. I bet he wanted a regular smiley face but as soon...