Why yes, I this song does suck, and before you ask, yes, I am biased! Combining two of my most-maligned celebrities into a musical genre that I just don’t get and what do you have? A recipe for disaster, if you ask me.
Plus. Justin Bieber refers to himself as “Shawty Mane,” and if that doesn’t completely turn you off from this song, than I fear that you’re so far gone that there’s just no help for you. At least not here, anyway.
What do you guys think of the song? Moreover, do you like Justin Bieber as “Shawty Mane”?
August 5, 2011 at 11:30 am by Sarah
Plus, it sort of had a famous-person tie, for me, anyway: anytime I see some stupid asshole planking, I immediately think of Chris Brown, so there’s that, I suppose.
Can someone please explain this to me? Because frankly, I just don’t get it. Why is this even a thing?
July 19, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah
I know we’re supposed to be all forgivey-forgivey in this life, but this? This picture of many young women all excited to skulk up to Chris Brown and have their photo taken? It really makes me scratch my head. Are we, as a society, so enamored and fascinated by celebrities that we’re willing to overlook absolutely everything that’s happened in the past (even OJ Simpson had his fans after his trial, and though I said I wouldn’t speak of this horrible bitch ever again, Casey Anthony‘s been receiving donations from male “admirers” since her verdict was reached)?
I know what Chris Brown did was supposedly small potatoes compared to the other two examples, and I know a lot of you guys are going to say “ugh, give it up, move on with your life, EVERYONE THAT’S ACTUALLY INVOLVED HAS,” but it’s stuff like this that really makes me shake my head. Maybe I’m of a different mindset than the young, unsuspecting girls in the photo above, but I’d be damned if I’d let go of my principles just to indulge a brief star-struck whim.
Have I “forgiven” Chris Brown? Nah, I guess not maybe. But I don’t matter in this thing. But do I think that having mindless adoration from people who don’t even know the real you may only encourage you to justify that kind of behavior: “Well maybe what I did actually wasn’t all that bad, maybe, was it?” And I? Well, I just don’t think that this dude is a very nice guy, even aside from the whole Rihanna thing.
Who knows. Maybe I’m talking out of my ass, but hey. That’s what these damned blogs are for.
July 15, 2011 at 5:30 am by Sarah
But can you top this?
The answer is no. Nobody can top that photo.
My favorite is the dude who planked on in from the next room via the breakfast counter. Or the guy on the stove who appears to be levitating, which is like a next-level David Blaine illusion.
July 2, 2011 at 11:30 am by Jenn
This morning, Sarah told you guys about Chris Brown at the BET Awards, and she even showed you a gallery of the awards, but still, I can’t leave this alone. I just can’t. There are so many unanswered questions and unresolved feelings about what this man wore to perform in last night, and I’ve always been an advocate of using teamwork to come to terms with tragedies and to evolve the soul, and so here we are.
Someone please justify what Chris Brown is doing here. Breezy fans, this is your moment: you can’t justify a lot of things that Chris Brown has done, but there’s a slight chance that you can give some reasoning behind this little ensemble. Do your best, kids!
June 27, 2011 at 2:30 pm by Emily
Or maybe not. Maybe Chris Brown and Rihanna are just trying to salvage something of their relationship, or maybe they’re just trying to make things not completely horrible and awkward when they bump into each other at award shows or something. I don’t know. All I know is that Chris Brown can’t work Twitter.
You know how you can send direct messages and you can send the little @ replies to people? Poor Chris Brown has a little trouble with that. Yesterday, he got the two things confused, and he sent Rihanna a message, in front of God and everybody, that said “you got that pic I sent you?” He deleted the Tweet soon after, but the internet is lightning quick, and now we all know about it.
It’s possible the picture was totally innocent. Maybe he got another shitty tattoo he thought she’d like to see, or maybe he saw something funny at the Walmart – it’s really anyone’s guess. But nowadays, when the public thinks of Chris Brown and pictures, only one thing comes to mind. And that’s his dick. Are you understanding the logic here yet? Chris Brown is incapable of sending anyone a picture that isn’t of his junk.
At this point in time, I feel like I’ve been over Rihanna for decades, like “Rude Boy” came out when I was three and it’s been violently hammered into my soul ever since. Still though, I wouldn’t like to see Rihanna go back to such an abusive prick, or even be subjected to a penis picture or two. What about you guys, what’s your stance on this nowadays?