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Love It or Leave It: Chris Brown’s New Tattoo

Chris Brown is never going to be able to do anything right ever again. He tried showing humility by admitting that he crapped himself on stage before, he tried winning over all the penis lovers, and now he’s trying cutesy tattoos.  It’s not going to work, Chris.  It’s just not. I bet he wanted a regular smiley face but as soon...

Quotables: Chris Brown Crapped His Pants on Stage

“When I was 17, I was going around touring around the world performing, and for the kickoff for one of our tours, I was eating the food that gave me food poisoning. So I got, like, midway through the show, and I just remember my stomach starting bubbling. So I just remember dancing and onstage in the midst of all that, I … is it like...

So Chris Brown ‘Officially’ Has a Girlfriend Now

Ugh, as if this guy could not get ANY MORE REPULSIVE, he picks up the funnest-looking chick in the airport and slaps the ‘girlfriend’ label on her. I know it’s not polite to classify people based on who they hang out with, but we all learned in middle school that if you hang out with dogs, you’re either going to get fleas...

Chris Brown REALLY Needs to Go to Jail After THIS Crap

Chris Brown appeared on Good Morning America earlier this morning, and though the outward performance and interview seems like it went well, TMZ has got word that Chris, plagued by questions about that time when he, you know, BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF RIHANNA, totally freaked out, started screaming, broke his dressing room window (and showered a street...

Quotables: Chris Brown Explains Those Penis Pics

“Girls be reckless.” You hear that, ladies?  The next time you get a dick pic from a superstar, maybe exercise a little judgement before you forward it to the internet.  A dick pic is a gift, and don’t you forget it. Oh, and by the way, Chris has also stated that he “wasn’t even excited” when he took that...