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Chris Brown won’t accept a plea deal in his latest assault case

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Chris Brown was only recently released from prison, but he still has to face up to his Washington DC assault case. Prosecutors were willing to work with him, for some odd reason, and offer him a plea deal, but Chris is too arrogant to ever admit any wrongdoing, and he knows he’s never had to pay for anything he’s done before, so he’s going to try his luck by going to trial.

From TMZ:

TMZ caught up with Brown as he darted into his lawyer’s office for a wardrobe change before his D.C. court appearance.

Chris was close to copping a plea but the deal fell apart because the prosecutor and Chris’ lawyer, Mark Geragos, couldn’t agree on a statement of fact about the events leading to the alleged assault.

Chris has said all along … he didn’t attack the alleged victim last year outside a hotel.

If Chris had pled guilty to assault, he would not have to serve any additional time in jail.  Now it looks like he’s going to trial so jail is on the line again.

A trial date has been set for September.  Brown’s bodyguard, Christopher Hollosy, has already been convicted of the assault.

Even though he’s promised to clean up his act, I think he could use a bit more time behind bars, so hopefully this trial doesn’t go quite the way he’s sure it will (and for good reason – he’s never really been punished seriously before anyway).

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Of course Justin Bieber and Chris Brown are recording a song together

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When two assholes exist in the world, it’s only natural that they gravitate towards one another. I’m assuming there’s a certain magnetism there, a force pulling them together in ways neither of them can resist. That must be what happened with Justin Bieber and Chris Brown, who are apparently in the studio recording a song together, because of course they are.

As JB posted on his Instagram with the photo: “Studio, me and CB did 1 for the fans.”

Well, aren’t we all so lucky? Akon was apparently around for some reason, as well, so maybe he’ll pop up on the song to do… something. Who knows?

Also, apparently they have worked together before on a song called ‘Next to You’, for Chris’s album F.A.M.E in 2011 – go figure. Maybe they can do a whole album together and then go on tour together and then go into outer space together and never come back.

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Chris Brown might be back in jail sooner than we thought

Chris Brown appears for a probation progress hearing at the Clara Shortridge Foltz Criminal Justice Center in Los Angeles

Chris Brown was recently released from prison, whereupon he promised to clean up his act and never go back behind bars again. However, he may not have a choice. There’s still that pesky Washington DC assault case that needs to be heard, and the prosecutor is pushing for an early trial date to hopefully get his ass back in a cell quickly.

From TMZ:

As TMZ first reported … despite his admission of violating his Rihanna probation, Brown maintains he didn’t specifically admit guilt in the D.C. assault case.

But TMZ has obtained documents filed today by the U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia … asking a judge to now make June 25 the start date for the trial … instead of just a status conference.

The prosecutor disagrees with Brown’s assertion … and says his admission DOES count as an admission of guilt in this case, and therefore the trial should begin without any further delay.

If the judge agrees, Brown will be back in a D.C. court before the end of the month.

Unfortunately, he’s rich and famous, which means he’s probably going to get away with this one with maybe some time added onto his probation and a “stern warning” (ask Lindsay Lohan for more details on that one). I suppose it’s at least nice to know that there are some people out there who aren’t impressed with this asshole and think he should be punished for his behaviour.

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