Chris Brown is a total piece of shit. Yes, I feel that “news” is worth opening every article with, because it’s true and it’s something to keep in mind. His anger issues, homophobia, tendency to beat women, etc. make him the ultimate candidate for dickhead of our generation. But wait, he’s just misunderstood! Everyone keeps picking on him but really he’s such a nice guy and he really loves everyone – especially the same gay people that he consistently used to bash and the fact that up until he flipped the script and tried to endear himself to the world again (never going to happen), “gay” was a pejorative in his world. Fuck off, man.
That’s right, Chris Brown is a gay rights advocate now, and even tweeted his support for a petition aimed at Cameroon’s President Biya after a string of recent hate crimes in the country.
— Chris Brown (@chrisbrown) October 1, 2013
Listen, Chris Brown’s fans are stupid enough to follow him despite his idiocy, so hopefully this bullshit gesture will still have a positive effect. The truth is that regardless of how much I might hate him, he does have an impact with millions, and it could give this important cause more visibility and pull, so I’m all for that. I will, however, never be for Chris Brown. Way to exploit a marginalized group of people for your own gain, bro.
October 2, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer
Drake and Chris Brown hate each other. They’re like oil and water – they do not mix under any circumstances, and it’s all Rihanna’s fault (isn’t it always?). Well, apparently they’ve decided to let bygones be bygones and are now getting all pally at the club or something after Def Jam boss Abou Thiam brought them together. Things got so friendly, that they were apparently “hugging and drinking” together? I mean, I dunno.
From The New York Post:
The musicians — who got into an epic fracas at Soho nightclub W.I.P. in 2012 — hugged it out at the iHeartRadio Music Festival in Las Vegas over the weekend. Sources tell us Drake and his crew came to the music fest on Friday specifically to watch Brown’s performance.
“Drake came on Friday with his whole crew, and watched Chris’ entire set,” we’re told.
After Brown came off stage, a spy told us: “They were backstage hugging and drinking.” We’re told the reunion went so well, the two even talked about creating some tracks together.
Sources tell us the mediator of the reunion was Def Jam music exec Abou Thiam — who’s one of Brown’s managers and a brother of rapper Akon. We’re told Thiam is “very friendly with Drake, and worked to try and get him and Chris together to put their differences aside.”
I guess that would be nice or whatever, if it weren’t for the fact that I would think any decent human being would have “differences” with Chris Brown since he’s a homophobic, misogynistic woman beater. That’s not really a hatchet that can be buried, in my book. Of course, this could be total bullshit – after all, Drake has a verse in one of his songs on the new album (I’m embarrassingly in love with it) about how he’s not concerned when he sees him in the club because he can’t match Drake’s own energy and isn’t who he pretends to be. Doesn’t sound like friendship material to me, but I suppose stranger things have happened.
I just want better for Drake and his sensitive spirit. Stay away from Chris Brown!
September 26, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
If there’s one thing you can do in life to prove how mature you are and how much you’ve learned and grown from a difficult experience, it’s blaming everyone else for your problems and constantly complaining about how you get picked on more than anyone else when they’ve done stuff you deem to be worse. Enter Chris Brown, world’s biggest pain in the fucking ass, who just cannot comprehend that what anyone else has done in their lives has nothing to do with what a scumbag he is himself.
From Jet (via DS):
“No disrespect, because I’m a fan, but nobody brings up the fact that [Jay Z] stabbed somebody and sold drugs. He gets a pass.”
Brown went on to discuss his anger issues and how he’s working through them, saying: “You have to go through the struggle before you can get to the good part. I don’t try to lash out at people, or be as mad or impulsive as I used to be.”
He added: “I got to the point where it’s only so much you can take from the master, you feel me? I’ve taken my fair share of lashings.”
Brown also talked about Trayvon Martin, the African-American teen whose death at the hands of George Zimmerman last year prompted controversy and a national discussion in the US about racism.
He said: “I identify with Trayvon 100% as far as living in 2013 and still dealing with blatant racism. This generation is so used to racism that it’s normal; we don’t care. We aren’t on drugs or catching AIDS, but they still look at us as n***as.”
Yo, I’m just gonna say this one more time: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Christ Brown, especially for trying to use the Trayvon murder for sympathy. His point is 100% valid – there is definitely a shit ton of racism in the world still, absolutely, and it’s awful and disgusting. But what’s more disgusting is that Brown could use such a tragedy to heap onto his own “pity me” pile when discussing how great and misunderstood he is. Ugh, will he EVER go away?
As for the Jay-Z stabbing, I don’t know the ins and outs of that situation, but while obviously violence is fucked up, domestic violence against a woman you’re meant to be in love with strikes me as a slightly more reprehensible offense. Also, there’s a cool thing about the world that allows there to be room for more than one asshole at a time. A plethora of them, even. If Jay’s a scumbag as well, that doesn’t negate Chris’s bullshit.
September 22, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
These two assholes – Justin Bieber and Chris Brown, that is – have a history of “friendship“, and they’re not letting up anytime soon. This time, they met up at a skate park (LOL), where they spray painted a half-pipe together and Justin described his buddy as “super dope”. Oh Christ.
Breezy spray painted my half pipe. He's super dope. http://t.co/IPTTFAJshk
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) September 5, 2013
I don’t really have much to say about this, other than “yuck”. Of course, Chris and Justin deserve each other – they’re both disgusting human beings and absolute twats. Makes sense that they’d find a lot in common.
I also love the fake “sk8r boi” persona the two of them are trying to have. I guarantee you that neither of them can say on a board for more than 10 seconds.
September 7, 2013 at 8:30 am by Jennifer
Remember when Chris Brown allegedly beat that woman in the VIP section after he performed at an Anaheim nightclub earlier this summer? Well, turns out he won’t have to pay for that crime either, as the case has been dismissed due to lack of evidence. BOO. Chris Brown’s existence should be evidence enough, but I suppose that’s not how the court of law works.
Good news for Chris Brown — for once — the singer WON’T be prosecuted for allegedly attacking a female clubgoer at an O.C. bar back in June … TMZ has learned.
We broke the story … 24-year-old Deanna Gines claimed CB violently shoved her down at Heat Ultra Lounge … causing serious damage to her knee.
But Deanna’s claims seemed fishy from the get go … CB and the club’s owner said she was full of it. Not to mention we got video of her walking around on her “injured” leg minutes after the alleged incident.
Now, it seems the Anaheim City Attorney also smelled BS … ’cause the office rejected the case last week citing insufficient evidence.
As for Deanna, she’s still trying to sue Chris for her so-called suffering. Good luck with that.
We should all be a little bit nicer to Chris, I suppose. He might have another seizure and it would be all our fault. Maybe this Deanna girl is just trying to make money off him, but I tend to side with anyone who hates Chris Brown.
August 27, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
You know, just when I try to be a decent human being, Chris Brown goes and does something to show what a royal dickhead he is and makes me regret ever being civil (if not far too kind to this scumbag). That’s right – after suffering a seizure at a Los Angeles recording studio the other day, Chris is blaming the incident on… well, you and me. You see, we’re all just far too mean to him and all the “negativity” made him ill. Wait, what’s that sound… can you hear it? Shh… listen:
Here’s a statement from his reps via The Hollywood Reporter:
“Chris suffered a nonepileptic seizure (NES). … His doctor tended to him this afternoon and attributes the NES to intense fatigue and extreme emotional stress, both due to the continued onslaught of unfounded legal matters and the nonstop negativity.”
HAHAHAHAHAHA. How about the drugs? The self-induced stress from being an abusive, homophobic, violent asshole? Take some responsibility for your own life, idiot. I have to stop here because I cannot with this guy.