I went with a vague title because I couldn’t decide what to focus on here. The blonde hair, the Buzz Lightyear necklace, the gross denim jacket. This must be Chris Brown’s...
“You can’t blame people for how they want to be portrayed or if they don’t want to be associated with somebody who had a particular mishap.”
The mishap he’s... For all of you out there that said ‘There’s no way that THAT pencil dick belongs to CHRIS BROWN, y’all,’ here it is, proven in all its glory, that Easy Breezy Brown... I know you guys were all dying to know what it looked like, especially after his recent ‘abuse’ photo was released. Y’all were probably thinking, ‘Heck yes, the... Remember way back when Chris Brown brutalized Rihanna in his car after some awards ceremony, resulting in an awful, nightmarish fugue of anger and publicity that lasted for, like, three... It hasn’t even been two full years since Chris Brown beat Rihanna to a pulp and the singer is already allowing him a chance to get back in her life. Rihanna has apparently approved... OK. So we all have our feelings about Chris Brown – some hate him, some love him, some forgive him, and some even say that his violent physical rage against Rihanna was an... Remember Chris Brown’s cheeseball performance of a Michael Jackson tribute at the BET awards last month? Those wretched, gag-a-maggot tears that were allegedly triggered by eye... Remember I posted Chris Brown’s “heart-warming performance” earlier in the week, where he performed a Michael Jackson tribute at the BET awards? Yes, this very video. ... No, no, he doesn’t. I’m just kidding. But it’s nice to pretend, isn’t it?
Brown was filmed at last night’s BET awards, dancing and singing a tribute to the... You know who needs to disappear? Chris Brown. That fool just cannot help himself. He’s still talking about how the whole “beating up Rihanna” thing was really hard on his... Rapper Lil’ Bow Wow was out and about on New Year’s Eve, tarnishing his sterling reputation by tweeting about driving drunk in his Lamborghini, although personally I think he...
Chris Brown
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Chris Brown’s Peen to Inappropriate Music
So THIS is Chris Brown’s Penis
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Rihanna Wants Chris Brown Back in Her Life
Chris Brown Graduates From Domestic Violence School...
Rihanna is the Only (Alleged) Fool in the World to...
OK, Chris Brown Should Just Go to Hell Already.
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