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Chris Brown

BREAKING: Chris Brown Is Still A Douchebag

I really wanted to put “asshole” up there instead of “douchebag,” because I feel like the two words have different meanings – an asshole is unquestionably not cool, where as an otherwise cool person can have douchey moments, you know? – but I didn’t think our advertisers would appreciate that right up...

Quotables: Chris Brown Is So Funny!

“I’ve accomplished all I need to accomplish in my life as far as me being able to say I can successfully sing, I can dance onstage with the greatest. At the end of the day, when I need to be great is when people can say I’ve helped out the world. It first starts here, helping myself, but what I want to do is bring peace to the...

Quotables: Chris Brown Gets Told

“I don’t dance, you don’t talk.” – Chris Brown‘s lawyer tells Chris Brown what’s up. This lovely little zing happened yesterday during Chris’ progress hearing. His lawyer was getting permission for Chris to go on tour (which he’s not supposed to do because, you know, probation), and when the...