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Chris Brown Beat Someone Up Again

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It was only March when Chris Brown‘s probation – which had been ongoing for the last 5+ years – was finally over… despite the fact that he’d had it revoked yet again just 2 months prior. He’s a free man, and – if you were to listen to him – a reformed one. He’s got a daughter now, after all, and he’s grown a lot. Which is why I’m sure we’re all completely shocked and devastated to learn that he’s yet again a suspect in an assault in Las Vegas over… a basketball game.

From TMZ:

The altercation went down at the Palms Casino Resort — according to police … Chris was playing hoops at 3:42 AM and at some point he got into an argument with one of the guys playing — and allegedly punched him. The pickup game was being played in the famous Hardwood Suite … where Chris was staying.

Police responded to the scene, but didn’t talk to Brown when they got there.

Cops say Chris now has 2 options: either sign a citation for misdemeanor battery, and agree to show up in court to face the charge — OR take his chances with the D.A … who would decide whether to press charges.

TMZ broke the story … Brown just settled a lawsuit over another fight during a pickup basketball game in an L.A. gym.

You know, I do truly want to believe that there’s good in everyone, but this scumbag is the exception to the rule. He is absolute walking garbage and clearly has no interest in – or intention of seeking – redemption of any sort. What an asshole.

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Chris Brown is getting his own Vegas residency

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Las Vegas is where pop stars go to die (or at the very least, waltz slowly towards retirement), so I suppose it only makes sense that Chris Brown is the latest “musician” to be given a residency in the city. However, unlike his industry-mates like Celine Dion and Britney Spears, Chris won’t be performing in a legendary venue like Caesar’s Place or Planet Hollywood. Instead, he’ll be relegated to the illustrious Drai’s BeachClub & Nightclub. LOL, kewl scoop, dude.

From Vibe:

Breezy’s installment of the Drai’s LIVE concert series starts May 2, the same night of the highly anticipated Floyd Mayweather vs. Manny Pacquiao fight. To double up on the fun, the show launch will double as a pre-birthday celebration for Breezy, who’ll be turning 26.

The next set date in his residency is July 4th, but Drai’s LIVE will announce more dates in the coming weeks.

Well, I’m sure that’ll be a major sellout. Actually… it probably will be. Vegas is full of scumbags just like anywhere else and I’m sure the club’s capacity ain’t that big, so he might be in for something good. Why this asshole hasn’t been forced into exile by now (from the music industry if not from the world at large) is beyond me, but here we are.

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Karrueche Tran dumps Chris Brown over baby drama

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Yesterday, news broke that surprised exactly no one but horrified us all: Chris Brown is the father of a 9-month-old baby girl with a former model named Nia. Unfortunately, this news wasn’t really welcome to Chris’s on-again, off-again girlfriend Karrueche Tran, who is pissed off because she’s partied with Nia without ever knowing that Nia has a baby with her boyfriend. Um… oops?

In any case, Karrueche ain’t having it and she’s decided to break up with Chris for the 900th time:

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Well, for now, anyway. I’m sure they’ll be back together in no time. Of course, she claims this gives her a “clean break” from the shitty relationship, but if she hasn’t done it yet, I doubt this will be the final straw.

Here’s a pic of Nia and Karrueche partying together that TMZ got a hold of, because of course they did:

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Surprise! Chris Brown is a father!

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Chris Brown has always wanted children – hell, he wanted to knock up both Rihanna and Karrueche at the same time since, you know, he was fucking them both simultaneously. It looks like this wish has already been granted, since TMZ found out that he actually has a 9-month-old daughter!

The baby’s mother is a 31-year-old former model named Nia  who we’re told has known Chris for several years.

Sources connected to both Nia and Chris tell us they are on very good terms — however they’re not together romantically. We’re told 25-year-old Chris is happy about being a father.

It does not appear there is a formal child support order in place — and we do not know the nature of any informal terms of support.

Yikes. If there’s anything worse than Chris Brown’s mere existence, it’s the thought of him fathering a child. Then again, biologically fathering a child and actually helping to raise it as an actual father are two totally different things, and unsurprisingly, it seems like he’s skipping out on he latter. Way to be a scumbag, Chris! Wouldn’t have expected anything less.

Then again, maybe this is the kindest thing he’s ever done – saving that poor child from himself.

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Chris Brown: ‘Rihanna will never do better than me’

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Chris Brown is such a walking bag of dicks that I long ago lost words to describe him any more coherently or intelligently. He just fucking sucks. Funny enough, though, HE doesn’t think he sucks. In fact, he thinks he’s pretty amazing and that any woman should be so lucky to have him. Especially Rihanna! Yep, that’s right. Chris actually claimed during an interview with The Breakfast Club that Rihanna will never do better than him.

Here’s what he said when asked about Kanye West‘s line of “If you leave Mickey, you gon’ end up with Goofy/I imagine that’s what Chris told Karrueche” line in some Big Sean track that I don’t know or care about (not because I don’t love hip hop but because Big Sean is corny as hell).

Anyhooooooo…

“I feel what he meant by it, and I’m not just saying it as an arrogant statement. In any situation, when you look at yourself in a certain light – cocky or not – there’s nowhere else to go. Even with [Rihanna], who else you gonna go to? [...] Who else in this game she gonna go to? Some corny singing rapper? What she do now, I got respect for her and all that, whatever her choice is. But at the time, not to toot my own own, but who hotter than me?”

The curry I ate for dinner is hotter than you, Chris Brown. Literally everything on this planet is hotter than you.

But I mean, come on, maybe Chris is right. How good did Rihanna have it with him? He only beat the shit out of her and refused to apologize or show any remorse about it and instead raged by breaking windows and ripping his shirt off like The Hulk whenever anyone dared to point his violent behavior out to him. I’m sure he was an AWESOME boyfriend!

Also, not to point out the obvious here, but maybe it’s Chris that’s ended up with a Goofy, considering he ended up with a woman who… kinda looks exactly like Rihanna (or is doing her best impersonation). Get out of my face.

Oh, and one more thing – Chris also has thoughts on the whole Tyga/Kylie Jenner situation:

“Whatever decision my man wanna make, I’ma rock with him. I ain’t gonna fight none of his battles, but it’s just like whatever decision you make. We see eye-to-eye on a lot of things, so I feel like I’ll just tell him ‘Aye man, if you was dating some regular weak chick, you wouldn’t be talked about, nobody would care.”

If you want to torture yourself, you can watch/listen to the whole thing here. You can also skip to about the 27 minute mark, where Chris – classy, classy Chris – talks about wanting to get both Rihanna and Karreuche pregnant at the same time.

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Chris Brown got his probation revoked over that nightclub shooting

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If you plan to go see Chris Brown perform anytime soon, be warned – someone (maybe you!) will probably get shot. A whopping FIVE people got shot at his show at a San Jose nightclub last weekend, and it turns out the judge in charge of Chris’ probation isn’t really feeling the fact that Chris went to San Jose without consent and revoked his probation because of it during a court appearance yesterday.

From The Los Angeles Times:

Los Angeles County Superior Court Judge James Brandlin, however, did not order Brown to be taken into custody and ordered a further report and hearing on the singer’s status.

Jane Robison, district attorney’s spokesman  said Brown specifically violated a provision that forbids him to leave Los Angeles County. In addition, he still has 200 hours of community service to complete.

His next hearing is scheduled for March 20, when a full probation report will be given. Also, he still has to perform 200 of the 1,000 ordered community service hours.

Can we just state the obvious again and say that Chris Brown is the fucking worst? I mean, he clearly knew he needed permission to leave LA – but oh, sorry, I forgot the law doesn’t apply to Chris Brown. He’s immune. I hope he does some other dumb shit – which I’m 99.9% certain he will – and his probation is revoked. Throw his ass back in jail and let him rot – he’s obviously not contributing a damn thing to society.

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5 people got shot at a Chris Brown concert

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Chris Brown was performing at something called a “Capricorn Bash” birthday party at a nightclub in San Jose, California on Saturday night, when suddenly… Shit Went Down. Basically, five people got shot (all are expected to live) and Chris – who was mid-singing when the shots broke out – had a rather bizarre reaction:


Can I just say, if I heard gunshots mere yards from where I stood, I’d have been out of there so fast, your head would spin. I mean, he just flinches and looks on? Though I guess that’s standard when you’re a hardcore gangbanger and all.

Also, side note, but it seems all Chris can book these days is nightclub appearances… Why are people still paying to see this shithead?

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