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Chris Brown got his probation revoked over that nightclub shooting

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If you plan to go see Chris Brown perform anytime soon, be warned – someone (maybe you!) will probably get shot. A whopping FIVE people got shot at his show at a San Jose nightclub last weekend, and it turns out the judge in charge of Chris’ probation isn’t really feeling the fact that Chris went to San Jose without consent and revoked his probation because of it during a court appearance yesterday.

From The Los Angeles Times:

Los Angeles County Superior Court Judge James Brandlin, however, did not order Brown to be taken into custody and ordered a further report and hearing on the singer’s status.

Jane Robison, district attorney’s spokesman  said Brown specifically violated a provision that forbids him to leave Los Angeles County. In addition, he still has 200 hours of community service to complete.

His next hearing is scheduled for March 20, when a full probation report will be given. Also, he still has to perform 200 of the 1,000 ordered community service hours.

Can we just state the obvious again and say that Chris Brown is the fucking worst? I mean, he clearly knew he needed permission to leave LA – but oh, sorry, I forgot the law doesn’t apply to Chris Brown. He’s immune. I hope he does some other dumb shit – which I’m 99.9% certain he will – and his probation is revoked. Throw his ass back in jail and let him rot – he’s obviously not contributing a damn thing to society.

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5 people got shot at a Chris Brown concert

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Chris Brown was performing at something called a “Capricorn Bash” birthday party at a nightclub in San Jose, California on Saturday night, when suddenly… Shit Went Down. Basically, five people got shot (all are expected to live) and Chris – who was mid-singing when the shots broke out – had a rather bizarre reaction:

Can I just say, if I heard gunshots mere yards from where I stood, I’d have been out of there so fast, your head would spin. I mean, he just flinches and looks on? Though I guess that’s standard when you’re a hardcore gangbanger and all.

Also, side note, but it seems all Chris can book these days is nightclub appearances… Why are people still paying to see this shithead?

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Chris Brown is rushing through his community service work

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Chris Brown has a whopping 1,000 hours of community service to complete as part of his probation sentencing, which stems back from when he beat the shit out of Rihanna years ago. Well, he’s finally decided to start taking this seriously, apparently, and has been doing long days full of hard labour to try and get as much of the requirement satisfied before his next court date in February.

From TMZ:

We’ve learned, since November 13, Chris has been doing physical labor 6 hours a day, 5 days a week to complete his 1,000 hours by the next court hearing in mid-January. There have been a few weeks where work has gotten in the way, but the drill is 6/5.

Chris’ community service in the Rihanna case requires hard labor, and we’re told he’s working at a facility approved by the Probation Dept., painting, cleaning, trash removal, moving furniture … stuff like that.

Last Friday Chris put his 6 hours in and then jumped on a plane to Jacksonville, FL where he performed that night at the Memorial Arena. He then flew to Columbia, South Carolina for a Saturday show, then on to Birmingham, AL for a Sunday performance. He took a private jet back to L.A. for hard labor Monday.

And we’re told … he hasn’t complained or acted up.

Our sources say he’s on track to tell the judge during the next court appearance … mission accomplished.

Yeah, he hasn’t acted up FOR NOW. A tiger never changes its strips – this asshole will be back to the same shit tomorrow. In fact, it’s not like he actually ever changed, anyway – he still treats people, specifically women, like trash. The least he can be forced to do is pick some up for a few hours. But once a dickhead, always a dickhead – I find it hard to believe in redemption for Chris Brown, though I suppose a Christmas miracle is always possible…


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Chris Brown is sorry (again) for being an asshole to Karrueche Tran (again)

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Chris Brown and on-again, off-again girlfriend Karrueche Tran have been having social media drama lately. Apparently Chris claims that Karrueche never visited him when he was in prison because she was too busy dating Drake, though Drake has said that’s bullshit because she’s not even his type and it was all this utter nonsense that led Chris to drag Karrueche on Instagram and yell “Fuck that bitch!” to a crowd of concert-goers in California last week. It’s a hot mess, but definitely nothing new for Chris… but he’s sorry now, and that counts for something… right?

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Well, that’s… special. Please tell me that Karrueche’s thirst isn’t going to overwhelm her again and she’s going to get back with this utter waste of space. This is NOTHING new for him, and while words might be the way he lashed out this time, he might use his fists the next time he decides to throw a fit. Get rid of his asshole.

By the way, some Breezy fan apparently reported Karrueche’s Instagram account as an impersonation and it’s deactivated at the moment, so she hopefully won’t even see this bullshit.

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Chris Brown on ex-girlfriend Karrueche Tran: “F**k that bitch!”

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Once again, Chris Brown has proven that he truly knows how to treat women. Take his girlfriend – well, once again ex-girlfriend – Karrueche Tran. Only a month ago, she was rumoured to be pregnant with his child, an idea which clearly he was into, but now they’re finished and Chris has one thing to say about the relationship: “Fuck that bitch!”

From TMZ:

It all went down at Power 106′s annual Cali Christmas … when halfway through Brown’s set the singer asked the crowd if there were any single women in the house.

After a brief pause, you hear Chris say, “I’m single too!” … he then throws a heaping pile of shade at his now ex-girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, saying, “F*** that b****!”

Well, what a lovely sentiment. He also posted a photo of himself with Khloe Kardashian, Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner sitting on his lap and hanging all over him. Of course they’re into him.

Anyhoo, you have to wonder – what went wrong?! How could this blessed union between Chris and Karrueche have gone awry? Well, here’s what Chris said on Instagram, though he later deleted the post:

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Huh. Well, okay. So it took him nearly 6 months after getting out of prison to get mad about the fact that she didn’t visit him more than once while he was in there? I mean, obviously this is all a hot ass mess, but whatever. What’s Karrueche got to say about it all?

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Oh, whatever with all of this. I’m sure they’ll be back together in a few weeks, anyway.

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Chris Brown still has a rage issue

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Surprise, surprise! Chris Brown still has a massive rage issue and doesn’t know when to shut his mouth! Sure, we all get angry when we hear someone speaking badly about us or those we care about, but most of us grown adults know that the best, most dignified way to handle these things – especially when you’ve come under heat for the past 5 years due to being a total dickhead – is so just be quiet and keep living your life. Not Chris, though! He thinks it’s totally acceptable and mature to refer to women as “trout mouth ass bitch” and “muppet face ass”. Not only does it not make sense, but just goes to show what a fucker he is.

From TMZ:

Chris Brown just went off in a rage against 2 women … which calls into question his shrink’s glowing anger management report … calling one a “trout mouth ass bitch.”

“The Real” co-hosts Tamar Braxton and Adrienne Bailon talked trash about Chris on today’s show, saying Karrueche Tran puts up with Chris’ alleged cheating because she and her friends love the fame.

Chris just went crazy on Instagram … after using the fish comment about Adrienne, he said, “Won’t u the same bitch that was f***ing wit married men?”

But that wasn’t it. Chris then said, “Last time u was important n****s was riding spinners and wearing 6x tall Ts,” adding, “You the same bitch having threesomes like the rest of these hoes.”

But then he turned to Tamar, calling her a “Muppet face ass.” He goes on, “You take the role of the ugly sister,” adding, “Dat plastic surgery f***ed yo face up.”

Chris also posted a video in which he made it clear … he doesn’t have a “chill button.”

Let’s hope those rumours about him being a father are untrue.

A video posted by BREEZY (@chrisbrownofficial) on

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Is Chris Brown going to be someone’s father?

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Chris Brown has been joking about wanting to have a baby with on-and-off Rihanna rip-off Karrueche Tran, but it seems like it’s maybe possibly actually happening. Someone who goes by the handle @wackstar and apparently sells “Fly Fresh Clothing” posted the above photo of Chris and Karrueche on Instagram yesterday with the following caption:


Well, okay.

Lots of wackstar’s followers seem to think this is just a stunt to get his followers up, but you would think that Chris would be speaking out against this if it wasn’t true (since he clearly knows the poster and would know about this “announcement”), but… who knows. This is a nightmare of epic proportions if this asshole is actually going to be a father. That poor, poor child.

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