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Chris Brown is getting fat, apparently

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Chris Brown has been living it up since leaving jail a couple of months ago – recording songs with Justin Bieber, throwing big parties, pretending he’s a gang-banger and generally just being his usual asshole self. Something else he’s doing? Getting fat, apparently (according to TMZ).

I guess Chris used to have a six pack and was all fit and hot by society’s standards, and now he’s got a bit of a belly and isn’t all that toned. In fact, he DARED to go shirtless with that horrendous body:

Chris Brown continues to look noticeably heavier since getting out of jail … bravely partying without a shirt on while hanging out Wednesday afternoon in glorious St. Tropez.

CB is partying in France while one of his new neighbors in the San Fernando Valley tells TMZ he has no qualms about shooting the R&B singer if he trespasses onto his property.

Based on these photos, it doesn’t seem Chris moves with a lot quickness these days … so he’s best to heed the warning.

Y’all know I hate Chris Brown, but seriously? First of all, he’s not fat – they’re making out as if he’s 350lbs. Secondly, even if he WAS 350 lbs, why is that a reason for ridicule? Is his behaviour and general dickishness not providing enough material? It’s just so… middle school. I know we’re dealing with TMZ here, but I thought they could be slightly more creative than weight shaming.

Anyway, what do you think? Is Chris really getting fat? Is he going to have a breakdown? Will he ever have a career again?

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Chris Brown is part of the Bloods gang now, I guess

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It was only a few weeks ago that Chris Brown was released from prison and vowing to turn his life around and get back on the right track. Anyone with a working brain knew that was a load of horseshit, and it didn’t take long for CB to prove us right. He hit the clubs last weekend where he got so wasted that he had to be carried out. Before that, however, he decided to throw up some gang signs and give shout out to the Bloods.

From TMZ:

The video is clear … Chris dancing at a BET afterparty — the one where he got wasted and had to be carried out — and he wants everyone to see him gang banging.

Chris is specific … giving a verbal shout out to a specific subset of Bloods — the Fruit Town Piru.  FYI … Piru is a street in Compton where the first known Bloods gang was formed.

Right before Chris got locked up … he was tagging “Fruits Piru” on a wall in Hawaii.  In fact, we’re told several Fruits Piru gang members lived with Chris before he went to jail.

Sounds like he’s on the right track.

Here’s the video in question:


I mean, I can’t even express in words how corny this dude has to be to want to get involved in something like gang life. It’s not something you WILLINGLY get into when you’ve got money, opportunity, let alone ANY other option. Chris did not grow up in that, he isn’t being forced into it out of desperation to survive, none of that. He just thinks thuggin’ is the way to go, I suppose. And maybe it is – it’s certainly the way straight back to his jail cell. Maybe that’s what this asshole wants in the end – to be locked up for life. I’d be more than happy to grant that wish if I were a judge.

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Would you watch a Chris Brown reality show?

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I don’t even think my masochist side would allow me to hate watch a Chris Brown reality show, but BET is apparently desperate to secure a deal for a show on the asshole’s life and crimes. Turns out, a lot of people are in the same boat as me in terms of not wanting to have to look at him on their TV screens, but where we differ is that plenty of people in the network’s focus group would tune in just to watch him fuck up, as he obviously would.

From TMZ:

BET is gunning to air a Chris Brown reality show … and they’ve already held focus groups to find out if viewers will flock to their sets or stay away.

Multiple sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ … BET has made it clear to several production companies … the network would absolutely air a Chris Brown reality series, chronicling his life after jail.

We’re told several production companies are angling to sign Chris, but so far that hasn’t happened.  If it does, we’re told the show will get on the air.

A focus group was held Tuesday in the San Fernando Valley … asking participants if they’d watch a reality show in which Chris tries to stay on the straight and narrow — free from violence and drugs.

We’re told the group — comprised entirely of African American females — was split, but the majority said they’d watch to see if Chris would screw up.

What do you think – would you watch it?

Would you watch a Chris Brown reality show?
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