Chloe Sevigny showed up at the Cannes premiere of Zodiac looking — dare I say it? — pretty. And normal. They must put something in the water in France. Someone should take Britney Spears over there.
Co-star Jake Gyllenhaal was there, along with Kerry Washington, who’s not in the film but decided to show up anyway, because she had a cool dress.
May 19, 2007 at 4:55 pm by Evil Beet
Here is a gift idea ladies and gentlemen…buy a night with manwhore Vincent Gallo for that “hard to buy for” person on your Hannukah/Christmas list.
Who is Vincent Gallo you ask? He was in a bunch of films that a lot of people I guess enjoy since he is sort of “famous” but the one that has given him notoriety is “Brown Bunny.” I have to admit that I have seen “Brown Bunny,” the “art house/porn film” starring both Gallo and weirdo Chloe Sevigny. In the film there is an infamous oral sex scene which was a bit shocking because Vincent Gallo has used the movie as a general penis advertisement since then. It is full frontal and evidently the real deal. (ie- yes folks, she swallows) Piggybacking on the success of his penis on film, Vincent Gallo as offered to let women buy the use of his man meat in real life. First he offered himself up for $50,000 and though nobody thought that was a great deal he has upped it to $100,000 plus travel, food, lube, etc… This quote really makes me want to throw up in my mouth,
â€œHeavy-set, older red-heads and even black chicks can have me if they can pay the bill. No real female will be refused. However, I highly frown upon any male having even the slightest momentary thought or wish that they could ever become my client. No way, JosÃ©.â€
Awesome. Way to be politically correct Vincent. Anyway, I’m not sure how to contact him to take him up on his offer but he isn’t a small man so I guess for someone he will “rock your world.” You have to get over that paying for sex thing but guys do it all the time…right?