Here we are again, another round of Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! Here’s what happened last week. Go through this week’s photos and pick your favorites for BEST, WORST, and WTF looks. And discuss whether or not Kate Hudson did something to her face.
The whole Lovelace movie weirds me out, not because it’s about a porn star (bow-chicka-bow-wow), but because it stars Amanda Seyfried, who I wouldn’t believe as a porn star even if she accidentally released a “sex tape” with James Deen. It’s just… no. Terrible, terrible casting. I’d even believe Lohan over her.
Alas, this has been made and it’s as good as done and dusted since it’s hitting US theatres (on limited release, of course) next month. In case you’re actually interested in the plot of this garbage, it’s about Lovelace finding success in porn as she filmed Deep Throat in 1972. James Franco is in the movie as Hugh Hefner (HAHAHA!!!), Peter Skarsgaard plays Lovelace’s abusive husband Chuck Traynor and of course, a porn biopic wouldn’t be complete without Chloe Sevigny.
What do you think? Will you be watching this, or giving it a miss?
Gwyneth “Woe Is Me” Paltrow complained a lot about the Met gala: how it was “so hot” and “so crowded” and “un-fun” and that she “is never going again.” Okay, honestly, part of me loves this. I love that she’s complaining, because really, it does look stupid. It’s a parade of celebrities posing on the red carpet in outlandish outfits and…then that’s pretty much it. And it looks boring and I’m sure they don’t serve any of Gwyneth’s favorite egg-free eggs, or whatever she eats. So I love that she’s open about it. Especially considering that Kris Jenner would punch an orphan in the face for a chance to go.
But also there’s the whole, GET OVER YOURSELF YOUR LIFE IS NOT THAT HARD part of me that takes over.
Maybe her sleeves were too tight. If you’re in a dress where you can’t breathe, then you’re not comfortable. You have to wear comfortable shoes and an outfit you can be okay in. [Also] I think it depends on what table you’re at, and who you’re with, and obviously your attitude. But it’s a lot of hoopla over not a lot. Everybody thinks it’s so much pressure, and you do the carpet and it’s such a big deal, and it’s just a museum fund-raiser, you know?
Indeed! Your dress was pretty underwhelming, though (see above). But if you were comfortable and not being a whiny dickface, then you were leagues ahead of Gwyneth “I Forgot How To Dress For Things” Paltrow.
GOD HELP ME, I LOVE GWYNETH. I REALLY DO.
Anne Hathaway actually blew me away with her punk transformation for the Costume Institute Gala for the “PUNK: Chaos to Couture” exhibition at the Metropolitan Museum (or Met Gala for short). Doesn’t she look great as a blonde? Every year celebs dress to the hilt for the event for whatever the theme is. This year, it’s punk. So keep that in mind when looking at these photos — these looks are supposed to be crazy and over the top.
BEST: Anne Hathaway, January Jones, Sienna Miller
WORST: Almost everyone else, but especially Kerry Washington, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Kim Kardashian and honestly there were so many more I couldn’t even deal with.
PLEASANTLY SURPRISED BY: Miley Cyrus and Anne Hathaway
Check it out!
Once again, Chloe Sevigny fails at fashion. Bobby socks, Chloe, really? How long will it take for you to learn? There is one place where I’ve seen this look work, and that’s at Dollywood in the 50′s diner, and even then it was like “Dollywood, what kind of tired ass Happy Days bullshit are you trying to pull here?”
Am I just turning into a bitter old woman (I turn 23 next week, you guys, don’t forget to send me an email or something) or is this outfit as ridiculous as I think it is?
There are three things in this world that always look cheap and trashy to me: denim jackets, fringe, and Chloe Sevigny. Now, I’ll concede that my distaste for denim jackets is silly and unfounded and a completely personal thing, and I’ll accept that fringe might have its place in the world with period costumes, but Chloe Sevigny? I won’t budge on that one.