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Hell Yes or God No: Cheryl Cole at ‘The X Factor’ Manchester Auditions

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Our lady of the giant ass tattoo, Cheryl Cole, marked her return to The X Factor (UK version, natch) on Monday by kicking off the show’s 2014 auditions in Manchester. She turned up in this white skirt and top duo with bright blue shoes, and I think she looks a hot mess, which is a shame since she’s generally just plain old hot. Not feeling anything about this look and I have no idea who put it together… but what do you think?

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Chery Cole’s new single, ‘Crazy Stupid Love’, is reppin’ the sax

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If you’re English, you’ll know Cheryl Cole as a household name. If you’re not, you might remember her from the two or three episodes of the US version of The X Factor which she appeared in before getting the sack for being too Geordie. Or maybe it’s her giant ass tattoo that’s imprinted on your mind? Either way, she’s a “singer” first and foremost (I say that with love!) and after taking a little over a year off to party and travel, she’s back with a new single just in time for summer. It’s called ‘Crazy Stupid Love’ and I actually think it’ll be one of the biggest songs of the summer – at least over here in the UK.

What do we think? The sax really is making a comeback, eh?

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Cheryl Cole Dancing to Beyoncé Makes Me Really Uncomfortable, For Some Reason

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I’m not sure what went wrong here, really. I love Cheryl Cole, generally. She’s a fantastic dancer – like, freakishly good – but you’d never be able to tell from this video, which she filmed while on vacation over the holidays. It seems like something a teenage girl would rope her two friends from high school into doing to put on YouTube. Like, it’s so bad that I almost didn’t believe it was Cheryl at first.

Alas, Cheryl was feeling inspired by Beyoncé‘s female power anthem ‘***Flawless’ and so she put together this little video, which Bey herself apparently liked since she gave her a little shout out on Facebook for it.

What do you think? I mean, I know there has certainly been much, much worse out there, but when she’s capable of something like this:

Hoooo boy. See the difference? I wish she’d get back to making music, though, I have to say. All this vacation time is making me wonder what the hell Cheryl Cole is doing with her life (though I think most Americans will be wondering who the hell Cheryl Cole even is).

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