0Quotables

“Chelsea [Handler] is confident. I think confidence is the sexiest thing about a person. She’s the kind of person that if you’re blessed with the opportunity to hang out with her, you’ll enjoy it. I’m not sure you’ll look at her and actually want to jump over the table and fuck her, but you might. You would leave after talking with her feeling that she is a cool person.”

… So, what you’re saying, CURTIS, is that you banged her for her sparkling personality and not her looks? Because I’m not quite sure how to take that otherwise, but hey … ‘you might.’

Way harsh, Fitty friend. Way harsh.

March 23, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah

13Chelsea Handler Blows Through Another Man

When we first met Chelsea Handler, she was dating the president of E! (didn’t know that? How else do you think she got her show?) Things ended between them and she was single for a minute, and then rumors of her dating rapper 50 Cent started popping up. That was unexpected, but kind of made some odd sense. Now the reports coming out of Sundance are saying that Chelsea was seen all over New York hotel and restaurant guru Andre Balazs.

Andre and Chelsea were seen making out at a Florence and the Machine show, as well as a couple of other parties. The two are reportedly heading back to Los Angeles together today.

Eh, I’m on Team 50. This Andre dude seems real sophisticated and baller-like, but Chelsea seems a little too wild for him. I felt like 50 could give her the loving that she needs while not giving a fuck what she says on her TV show or in the press. That seems like the ideal man for a lady like her.

January 24, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Molls

12Nicki Minaj Tells Chelsea Handler to ‘Sit [Her] Ass Down,’ Continues to Be My Hero

Nicki Minaj is a respectful and respectable young woman, but don’t mess with her.

Last night the rapper appeared on Chelsea Lately to plug her new album, “Pink Friday,” and while explaining how she teamed up with Eminem to do “Roman’s Revenge,” Chelsea rudely interrupted Nicki to say, “You’re going all Puerto Rican on my ass all of a sudden.”

Now, I don’t even know what that means. I don’t know if that comment was about Nicki’s accent or the names she was dropping or what. To me, the comment came off as racist because it was baseless and unrelated to anything that was going on. Apparently Nicki thought the remark was off-color as well because she responded by saying, “Chelsea! Sit your ass down!”

Chelsea laughed and the audience laughed, too. But they also did one of those murmur-y “Oooooh, shit!” things that audiences tend to do when someone starts sassing the host/is coming too correct for TV.

December 14, 2010 at 12:00 pm by Molls

12Caption This: Chelsea Handler Kissing 50 Cent in Bed

Chelsea Handler posted this photo of her smooching her rumored man 50 Cent’s cheek in bed with the caption, “I don’t know why anyone thinks I would ever date a rapper.”

I think the two make a pretty good pair in that I can barely stand either of them for the exact same reasons.

Caption your brains out in the comments, kids…

December 13, 2010 at 3:00 pm by Molls

6Quotables: Chelsea Handler Claims She Ain’t Got Nothin’ on Jennifer Aniston, But Is Sleeping With 50 Cent

“I was trying not to get photographed next to her in a bathing suit, for obvious reasons. So I did a lot of stuff on my own. I can’t bring 50 Cent with me, ’cause he’s not a strong swimmer. … I call him Curtis when we’re having sex. … [But] he does have a real name. His name is Curtis. Curtis…I don’t know, I should find out.”

The ever-amusing Chelsea Handler speaks to Jay Leno regarding her recent Thanksgiving day jaunt to Mexico with pal Jennifer Aniston and also addresses the ever-continuous rumors that her fine old ass is being walloped by 50 Cent on the regular.

December 1, 2010 at 11:00 am by Sarah

3So I Guess Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent are Hooking Up Now, Too?

Ah, the ways of the world never cease to amaze me. If I could have chosen two other people that were allegedly hooking up that surprised me just as much, I’d say like, Jake Gyllenhaal and Lindsay Lohan or something.  Mel Gibson and Heidi Montag.  Totally. Did not. Expect.

But alright.

According to sources, Fitty and Chelsea were spotted acting quite cozy with one another over the weekend in my city, New Orleans, at one of my favorite jazz clubs (Blue Nile, baby), and it’s been unofficially officiated that the two are, in fact, dating:

“It’s been going on [for] awhile. It’s more of a hookup thing — whenever they are in the same town.”

A rep for 50 Cent declined to comment, while Handler’s peeps stated, “She saves all her comments for her own show.”

So, yeah. A bit vague, but it’s Apparently On, though a part of me still wonders if we can expect anything serious from Chelsea Handler, including letting us in on the reality of her dating life.

October 6, 2010 at 6:52 am by Sarah