Charlie Sheen went on a recent rant about ex-wife Brooke Mueller, calling her “evil” and a “whore.” He’s concerned that her home isn’t a safe place for their kids, and Sheen doesn’t have sole custody. (Also, he just sucks, he’s Charlie Sheen.)
On the other side, Mueller isn’t taking too kindly to such verbal attacks, and filed a restraining order against him. Unfortunately for her, she didn’t get it. Here’s more of Sheen’s ranting from her request, via Daily News:
[T]here will be a reckoning. There will be a whirlwind. That they will all reap while desperate begging for my forgiveness. You’ve all been warned.
Sheen retaliated with more classy 12-year-old dude insults, like tweeting,
You are a chubby weirdo who will lose at every turn trying to get between me and my boys.
He then posted a photo of a birthday cake with a grenade in it. For her. How sweet.
November 5, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Oh, look, Charlie Sheen is saying bad things about women, specifically his ex wife. I don’t think he’s ever done this before. How very unlike him to call someone “a whore” when he disagrees with them.
Okay, in all fairness (ugh), he’s referring to his ex wife, Brooke Mueller, who isn’t the most reliable person. He’s upset because she’s the mother of their kids and she’s not very stable. She’s been in and out of rehab. But Charlie isn’t exactly father of the year. He doesn’t have full custody. For whatever reason, their kids were given back to Mueller (they were in the custody of Sheen’s other ex wife, Denise Richards) and Sheen is freaking out because he doesn’t think it’s a good home for young children. Here’s what TMZ is exclusively reporting:
Sheen just called TMZ and told us … his 4-and-a-half year old twin boys Bob and Max have already suffered physical and emotional damage from the time they’ve spent in Brooke’s care. In fact, he says they’re very close to getting kicked out of school.
Charlie says the boys are deathly afraid of Brooke’s house — which is covered in pet lizards, various insects and other critters — and they suffer night terrors after spending time at the home. Charlie also says Bob suffered a bad rash on his face after recently spending time with Brooke — a rash that “looked like somebody burned him.”
Charlie says he’s complained to L.A. Child Services — but they refuse to help. Instead, Charlie claims, Brooke is getting MORE custody … and he doesn’t understand why. Sheen ripped Child Services on a Twitter rant last night — calling them “doosh bags” who have done nothing to protect his children. He also called Brooke an “evil and pathetic über loser” and a “whore.”
It’s really hard though to take anything Charlie Sheen says seriously. But if he’s not overreacting and the home really is unfit for kids, they shouldn’t be there.
November 1, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Charlie Sheen was summoned for jury duty and actually showed up. Honestly, I’m surprised. Good work, Carlos. I didn’t think he’d turn down the offer to throw a tantrum for doing something he didn’t want to do. He didn’t make it very far before he was dismissed entirely. He spent the day (more like a few hours), “organizing his bets for the World Series, taking pics with fans, and downing a BLT for lunch” according to TMZ. But that’s not all. “I napped in the room most of the day!” he told reporters.
Tom Hanks was recently called in for jury duty and made it to the jury. Because of course. He’s Tom Hanks. (And Walt Disney, too.) However, Mr. Hanks’ involvement almost lead to a mistrial. Not his fault. A lawyer at the courthouse thanked Hanks for his service, which the defendants’ lawyer used to ask the judge for a mistrial, for, “prosecutorial misconduct.” They settled. (CNN)
God bless America.
September 25, 2013 at 9:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Zac Efron just came out of a five month rehab stint for what was apparently a pretty serious cocaine addiction, and if you put the words “cocaine” and “Hollywood” in the same sentence, chances are you’ll be led straight to Charlie Sheen‘s door. Apparently Zac went to plenty of “cocaine-fuelled parties” at Charlie’s house, which makes perfect sense to me but which Charlie denies like crazy.
Sheen tells TMZ … he hasn’t even seen Zac for nearly a year … specifically when Efron showed up to the set of Anger Management 11 months ago. Charlie says he showed up not to see him … Zac was there because they share the same publicist who happened to be on the set.
The report claims Zac visited the set at least a dozen times. Charlie says it’s all made up … Zac was there that one time only.
As for the claim Zac spent a lot of time partying at Charlie’s house and then strongly insinuating they were on cocaine binges … Charlie says, “ridiculous.” Sheen says Zac was at his home a grand total of one time — nearly 2 years ago for a Super Bowl party. The next time Charlie saw Zac was when he visited the set 11 months ago.
Charlie is also angry the report claims he’s on an uncontrollable cocaine binge. He says, “Consider the fact that I have completed 54 episodes of ‘Anger Management’ in a little more than a year … something that would ordinarily take more than 3 years to accomplish.”
Charlie calls the news outlet “adrift and unsalvageable.”
For the record, the “news outlet” in question is Radar Online, and they do post a fair bit of bullshit, but they can also be pretty spot on a lot of times, so I can see this being true. As for Charlie himself being clean – yeah, okay, and I’m the queen of England.
September 20, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer
Though summer’s technically not over, I think it’s time to take a look back at everything that happened these summer months. There was a LOT. What do you think was the most shocking? The most WTF? The best fashion moment? Let’s vote!
In case you need a refresher, here are some links to these stories: (more…)
September 3, 2013 at 3:52 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Crazy ole Charlie Sheen can now be known as Crazy ole Grandpa Charlie now that his 28 year-old daughter, Cassandra Estevez, gave birth to a baby girl (named Luna.) Sheen had Cassandra when he was 19, so you can only imagine the hell Martin Sheen gave him on that day. He probably gave him a very calm speech about how much he disappointed him and a calm speech from Martin Sheen about how much you disappointed him is a million times worse than an angry email from Charlie Sheen about how much you disappointed him.
Anyway, Charlie Sheen is not at all disappointed — he is thrilled! When asked for a comment he said,
I am a liquid form of energy right now. The dragon inside me is full of joy and the thing is, I can’t even — I can’t even control it. Or anything. There’s jubilation in all forms. I see stars — right now, I swear to God — in front of my face, and they’re dancing and they’re saying they want to hold my hand and I’m just laughing, I’m like, “F-CK YOU, STARS I’M A LIQUID DRAGON!” Wait…what was the question?
No, I’m kidding, that’s not what he said. He told TMZ,
It’s impossibly a most wondrous day. My bucket list is a thimble!
So I guess Charlie Sheen’s summer reading has been the Dr. Seuss anthology. Anyway, congrats to Cassandra Estevez, her husband, and their new baby.