OK, so Charlie Sheen went to rehab “as a preventative measure”, wound up cheating on his also-rehabbing wife Brooke Mueller whom he held at knife-point around Christmastime with an “escort”, and now his wife is moving out and Charlie’s moving back in… with the whore. Oh my God, have we ever, ever had a better story than that? Tiger Woods and Jesse James are depressing, but this is just delicious. Drugs and whores! I love it!
As of right now, Charlie and Brooke are shuttling back and forth to their joint home and rarely interacting, but neither of them ever staying the night there at the same time. Lord knows where the children are. Can you imagine how smug Denise Richards is right now? Smug as hell would be my bet…
April 24, 2010 at 1:31 pm by Molls
Charlie Sheen entered a plea of “not guilty” in the Aspen court where he was due to follow up on the charges that were pressed against him after he pulled a knife on his wife over Christmas. We all know that story by now, no need to rehash.
Charlie’s plea isn’t exactly a surprise. We didn’t think he was going to cop to a domestic violence charge, obviously. Charlie is due back in court July 21 for his trail. His publicist said in a statement, “Charlie is looking forward for this opportunity to clear his name.” It’s gonna take a hell of a lot more than that, publicist!
I know this will never, ever in a million years happen, but if Charlie Sheen admitted he was wrong and went through with the court-ordered punishment WHILE maintaining his recently reconciled relationship with his wife, that would probably be the best thing the guy ever did for himself. Sure, he’d have to publicly admit to trying to knife up his lady, but if he sought help, it’s be slightly more admirable. All I’m seeing now are a couple of addicts who keep apologizing for each other’s behavior.
March 15, 2010 at 2:33 pm by Molls
Charlie Sheen — who’s been in rehab for the past two weeks for alcoholism and cocaine use — will be leaving March 19 to resume taping Two and a Half Men. I know we’re supposed to be all up in arms about this, like, “HE NEEDS TO STAY IN REHAB LONGER!!” but, by March 19, he’ll have done nearly the standard 30 days, which is more than I can say for his wife. Brooke Mueller left two separate rehab facilities to be “treated” for her alcoholism at home. Because clinging to the belief that you’re different and better than everyone else is a surefire sign that you’re ready to recover from your addiction. Seriously. It’s on the wall at AA meetings. “Step 1: You don’t have to do this the same way as everybody else because God loves you extra.” Sheesh.
Plus, there’s a lot riding on Charlie Sheen showing up to tape this show. While he may be set for life financially, you better believe the camera men and the props guys and the set designers and the makeup people are still counting on this show for a paycheck. He’d be fucking a lot of people over by delaying production another month. So I get why he’s doing this.
Charlie also has a March 15 date at Pitkin County Court in Colorado in connection with the domestic violence incident that led to his arrest on Christmas. He’s facing one felony and two misdemeanor charges regarding the incident when he allegedly held a knife to Brooke’s throat and threatened to kill her. The Chief Deputy Attorney has said he will turn down any plea deal that does not involve a felony. Charlie may well be doing some jail time — so he better get as many of those episodes in the can before he’s in one himself.
March 9, 2010 at 2:16 pm by Evil Beet
We’re all wondering what the hell went wrong in the Sheen/Mueller household and friends of Brooke may finally have answers. Postpartum depression! Classic!
A pal of Brooke’s spoke to Us Weekly:
A family friend says that Brooke’s relapse to drugs began shortly after the twins’ birth. Born severely underweight, young Max was hospitalized for weeks. “It was a really scary situation for a new mom — for any new mom — and at that point she went back to her comfort zone…she resorted to the way she handled stress in the past.”
Hey! OK! So if this story is remotely the truth, that’s pretty sad. Not just because Brooke was so torn up about her babies’ health, but because she didn’t have the tools to face the problem without relapsing. With a rich husband and plenty of family and friends around to keep her on the right track, there’s really no excuse for someone like Brooke to turn to drugs. Do I think she had postpartum depression, an actual condition that threatens lots of women, or do I think that she’s probably just a drug addict? Probably a little bit of both.
March 4, 2010 at 11:56 am by Molls
The lives of Charlie Sheen and his wife Brooke Mueller are getting freakier by the day. RadarOnline had the scoop today about Charlie and Brooke’s unconventional sex life.
“Brooke is bisexual,” another insider told RadarOnline.com. “She and Charlie have had more than one woman share their bed in the short time they’ve been married.”
“Some of the women they slept with together also did drugs with them,” the insider told RadarOnline.com.
It’s not particularly shocking that the couple had some crazy stuff going on. Charlie has recently checked in to a rehab facility and Brooke is undergoing similar treatment (for a freakin’ crack addiction!) at home after having checked herself out of two rehabs in two weeks. Oh, and there was that Chistmas knife fight, too.
And it’s about to get a whole lot worse for the couple:
The first source would not reveal if the woman who is about to go public saw Sheen and Mueller do drugs. And the source would not say when or how the woman will tell her story but RadarOnline.com learned that it will happen within the next two weeks.
Sheen, who is facing prison if convicted on a felony and two misdemeanor charges in Colorado, will be under even more heat if the Colorado district attorney is able to introduce illegal drug use into the actor’s trial.
You guys, Charlie Sheen is 45 years old. That’s too old for you and your wife to be acting like Blake Fielder-Civil and Amy Winehouse. Get your shit together, Charlie Sheen!
March 2, 2010 at 1:51 pm by Molls
Charlie Sheen bit the bullet this week and checked himself in to a rehabilitation center as a “preventative measure”. The actor, whose wife is currently trying to beat a crack addiction, is said to be very stressed by the domestic violence charges looming over his head and was afraid he’d fall off the wagon harder than ever before. People in Charlie’s crew are saying that this is legit, though. Supposedly he’s not hitting the bottle again and he just wants to make sure that he doesn’t mess his family up any more than they already are.
A friend of Charlie’s spoke to People Magazine and said, “Charlie is stressed. He’s tired. The kids are on his mind. Brooke’s on his mind. A lot of things are on his mind. He didn’t want to get a place where he had the urge to get high. He’s not using and he doesn’t want to. He felt like he needed to get away from negative influences around him and clear his head, rest and take a short break.”
If that’s the truth, that sounds like it’s just about the most mature thing that he ever did.