Congratulations to Carrie Underwood, who won the CMAs for best female vocalist and single of the year (“Before He Cheats”). I bet she’s gonna have some crazy award-winner sex with hottie boyfriend Chace Crawford tonight. Those awards actually look like they’d make some pretty damn kinky sex toys. Hmm.
Underwood lookalike Taylor Swift, age 17, won for best newcomer. She’s gorgeous! Someone get that girl to Les Deux, pronto!!! There’s no way she can get into enough trouble in Nashville.
November 7, 2007 at 11:35 pm by Evil Beet
What the fuck is this, Carrie?
I mean, is it a dress or an escape pod?
Ugly. Ugly. Ugly.
You’re lucky you’re so goddamn gorgeous, girl. If Michelle Branch had showed up in this, people could have died.
At the BMI Country Awards.
November 6, 2007 at 10:49 pm by Evil Beet
Okay, so I know some of you are really, really sick of hearing about Britney’s custody hearing today. I have to put this shit up for the people who do care, but I’m gonna try to dilute it a little bit for the rest of you.
So here we have a photo of Britney arriving to court today along with an adorable photo of Carrie Underwood in sweats, checking out of her NYC hotel.
A spoonful of Carrie helps the Britney go down!
(Who am I kidding? Britney doesn’t need any help going down.)
October 26, 2007 at 3:53 pm by Evil Beet
Since we’ve already touched on Tony Romo’s new romance, let’s get back to Carrie — whose new album is pretty awesome — and her total hottie of a boy-toy, Chace Crawford. Page Six says they’re still on — and going strong!
“GOSSIP Girl” star Chace Crawford wined and dined his Southern-bred gal Carrie Underwood Tuesday night . . . well into yesterday morning. The couple dropped into Southern Hospitality to hear a set by the legendary David Allan Coe, after Crawford called to make sure Justin Timberlake’s barbecue joint carried Cristal. “He wanted to toast the success of Carrie’s new album,” said a source.
Aw … how cute is that???
I kind of wanna be Carrie Underwood.
October 25, 2007 at 11:05 am by Evil Beet
We were the first to tell you yesterday that Carrie Underwood was dating Gossip Girl hottie Chace Crawford, and now Us Weekly has a pic of the couple. Apparently they’ve been quietly dating since July.
Poor Tony Romo!
â€œHe is a country fan, and she thinks he is so funny and sweet,â€ says the source. â€œItâ€™s total love.â€
They do make a cute couple though!
October 17, 2007 at 11:13 am by Evil Beet
From Page Six:
“GOSSIP Girl” stud Chance Crawford (who plays leading man Nate Archibald) found a girl in real life he could charm with bubbly and fancy parties. “American Idol” Carrie Underwood was on Crawford’s arm Friday and Saturday nights. The twosome were spotted getting cozy at Marquee over champagne and strutting around a party at the Soho Grand, where a source said “she was being rude and nasty.”
I thought Carrie was with Tony Romo, who’s definitely a hottie, but Chace Crawford? (Page Six was wrong, his name is “Chace” — Chance Crawford is a football player.)
Also, there’s no way that’s his real name.