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Carrie Underwood

Always a Winner

Carrie Underwood Wins CMA for Best Female Vocalist and Best Single, Pictures, Photos

Taylor Swift Wins CMA for Best Newcomer, Pictures, Photos

Congratulations to Carrie Underwood, who won the CMAs for best female vocalist and single of the year (“Before He Cheats”). I bet she’s gonna have some crazy award-winner sex with hottie boyfriend Chace Crawford tonight. Those awards actually look like they’d make some pretty damn kinky sex toys. Hmm.

Underwood lookalike Taylor Swift, age 17, won for best newcomer. She’s gorgeous! Someone get that girl to Les Deux, pronto!!! There’s no way she can get into enough trouble in Nashville.

Diluting the Britney Spears Coverage

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Okay, so I know some of you are really, really sick of hearing about Britney’s custody hearing today. I have to put this shit up for the people who do care, but I’m gonna try to dilute it a little bit for the rest of you.

So here we have a photo of Britney arriving to court today along with an adorable photo of Carrie Underwood in sweats, checking out of her NYC hotel.

A spoonful of Carrie helps the Britney go down!

(Who am I kidding? Britney doesn’t need any help going down.)

Carrie & Chace: Still Going Strong

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Since we’ve already touched on Tony Romo’s new romance, let’s get back to Carrie — whose new album is pretty awesome — and her total hottie of a boy-toy, Chace Crawford. Page Six says they’re still on — and going strong!

“GOSSIP Girl” star Chace Crawford wined and dined his Southern-bred gal Carrie Underwood Tuesday night . . . well into yesterday morning. The couple dropped into Southern Hospitality to hear a set by the legendary David Allan Coe, after Crawford called to make sure Justin Timberlake’s barbecue joint carried Cristal. “He wanted to toast the success of Carrie’s new album,” said a source.

Aw … how cute is that???

I kind of wanna be Carrie Underwood.