Apr 09, 2009 at 07:38 am by Wendie

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Now that Pink and her ex-husband Carey Hart have been released from the noose of matrimony, it seems like their love may get a second wind.

Yesterday Carey Hart told The Sun, “We’re working shit out.  I admit it.  She’s just totally normal and low-key.”  Which raises questions such as “Why?”  Why would anyone choose The Sun to make major life and relationship announcements to?

Good luck to the happy couple!  I hope they enjoy a lifetime of divorcehood.  Together, natch.

Aug 11, 2008 at 01:49 pm by Evil Beet

Carey Hart’s brother, 21-year-old Anthony Hart, was killed on Saturday during a practice run at a racetrack.

Anthony lost control of his motorcycle and hit the outer track barricade at roughly 3:30 p.m. Although an autopsy has not been completed, authorities suspect he died of fatal head injuries.

Damn, that is so fucking sad.

And I bet Pink feels like a huge asshole for spending last week filming a video in which she takes a chainsaw to a tree with her ex-hubby’s name on it and calls him a tool. Petty disagreements fade away in the face of shit like this.

My thoughts and prayers go out to the Hart family.

Oct 22, 2007 at 01:07 pm by Evil Beet

Pink May Be Getting a Divorce from Carey Hart

From the NY Daily News:

Well-placed sources tell us that pop star Pink’s marriage is on its last legs. Apparently, when the singer married her biker beau, Carey Hart, she took a “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy and agreed to let him have his fun when she’s away on tour. But she’s changed her mind now that her biological clock has started ticking. “Divorce is just around the corner,” says our mole. “Carey has this one blond in particular that he takes everywhere, even public appearances. But Pink knew what she was getting into!” Stupid girl, indeed.

Look, girls, repeat after me:

I am not okay with the man I love having sex with other women. I am not demonstrating my love for him by allowing him to sleep with other women. I am simply demonstrating my disrespect for myself, and this is unattractive.

Chicks are so stupid.

Aug 23, 2007 at 11:41 am by Evil Beet

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Rumors swirled last week that motorcrosser/tattoo parlor owner/reality TV star/husband of Pink Carey Hart was cheating on his woman.

“He had a cute blonde in a tight dress sitting on his lap all night. They were laughing and drinking vodka with her arms wrapped around him in a corner VIP booth,” a source told Star Magazine.

Now Carey is fighting back against the rumors.

It’s “just a bunch of trash talk,” he tells the Las Vegas Review-Journal. “It’s just a nasty rumor. Everything’s fine.”

See, I don’t buy this. Why on earth would people be planting nasty rumors about Carey Hart? No one really cares about him, or about Pink, anymore. No one has any reason to make this shit up. It’s just barely interesting. If anyone planted this rumor, it was Carey and Pink.

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