The first photo of the Hart family has emerged! Pink and her husband, Carey Hart, gave birth to their first child a few weeks ago, Willow Sage Hart. Not only is that possibly the cutest name ever, but these three are absolutely adorable together. It’s kind of like when Nicole Richie and Joel Madden had their first kid, just better.

And incidentally, Pink is looking AMAZING these days. Seriously, this might be the best I’ve ever seen her look. Way to be a normal girl, girl!

So, before I even get into it, I have a story for you. My friend and I were headed to this drinking establishment in my hometown of Scranton, Pennsylvania (yes, home of The Office) and we were prepared to hit it hard with some friends that evening because we were celebrating an unceremonious breakup that was long, long overdue.

We got there early, took our place at the bar and asked for martinis. Almost immediately, we were approached by this odd-looking, burly man in his late thirties with weird, bleached, spiked hair a la Dexter Holland and a big nose, and a twisted scar on his cheek.  He stood there patiently, as if waiting for his turn, and as the bartender poured our drinks, the man practically screamed (in our faces), ‘Fifteen shots of Jameson … she don’t even know her name again. She’s got a boyfriend … and he’s always … cryin’ …’

The guy – apparently wasted – followed us around all evening (even after the rest of our friends arrived), chanting his ode to Jameson.  There was a lot more to his poem, but I can’t remember it and it’s way too early to text my friend to ask her about the other parts.

So, anyway, yeah. Pink wants to name her kid ‘Jameson,’ and I’m promptly and properly brought back to that night when my friend and I were practically (OK, literally) cornered by this odd, overbearing drunk man who thought that he was a poet laureate.

Good times, Pink.

OK, well no, there’s no other holy-crap moments in this post, but it sounded rather good in the title so I just decided to roll with it. Much like Pink apparently has, in reconciling with her husband, Carey Hart, and now, according to Us Weekly magazine, with a new (and first time!) pregnancy for the couple.

According to a friend of the couple, Pink is twelve weeks along, and is happier than she’s been in recent times. Or, you know, ever, considering Pink never really struck me as the bright and shiny type, but hey. She’s happy, guys! Let her revel in this moment!

Pink herself hasn’t confirmed the pregnancy rumor, but I’m sure it’s not far off. Us Weekly has had its credibility moments, but on the whole, it’s not as if we’re dealing with The National Enquirer or Star or something. I’m going to go ahead and believe this one and say ‘Congratulations, guys!’

Evidently her bitch-from-hell stage persona transcends into her daily personal life. Or at least did, according to what she tells Cosmopolitan in a recent interview.

Pink, uh, graced June’s Cosmo cover and spoke with writers regarding her life, marriage and reconciliation with husband Carey Hart. The pop star claimed that one of the main reasons behind their breakups had to do with Pink’s love for running her mouth:

“I’m so dramatic … and in the past, I’ve been really mean … Carey sat me down one day when we were fighting and said, ‘Baby, when you call me names, it hurts my feelings. Please try to stop.’ And I was like ‘Wow, thank you for telling me how you feel.’ Now I fight fair.”

So, yeah. If Hart’s friends didn’t think he was pussy-whipped before, they sure do now. “Baby, please don’t call me names — yer puttin’ a good li’l hurt on me deep inside ma heart.” Ugh. Great way to publicly build a life-partner’s morale and really cultivate their bad-boy reputation. And what’s worse is that this “dramatic” dumbass didn’t know better than to avoid calling someone names. What, are you fucking twelve? Please.

I kind of always liked Pink because she did whatever the hell she wanted and truly epitomized “not giving a fuck,” unlike some other stars, and I thought she was totally cool for it. Yeah, she had some mediocre music, but her over-the-top personality traits kind of made up for where her music lacked. But, damn. I just can’t respect or dig a person who intentionally goes out of their way to rip someone down that they claim to love and cherish, just ’cause they’re “dramatic.” If you haven’t yet already, Pink, grow the fuck up.

Pink and Carey Hart have most definitely reconciled, and the two were spotted arm-in-arm in Sherman Oaks on Saturday. Cuteness!!

In a new interview, Pink opens up about the current state of her relationship with (ex?)-husband Carey Hart. She claims that not only are they back together, they never technically legally divorced.

AP: There’s been talk that you and Carey Hart are getting back together and even remarrying. Is that true?

Pink: I don’t know where the remarriage thing came from. That kind of came out of the air. We are definitely back together.

AP: What did you take away from your time apart?

Pink: We try to protect ourselves from being fully in love and fully open and fully vulnerable, and really all we’re doing is protecting ourselves from love and real love and the opportunity to really learn and grow with another person, so it’s actually really detrimental, and you think it’s helping.

AP: So your advice would be …

Pink: Dive in. Absolutely, it’s not going to kill you.

AP: So would you remarry?

Pink: We never really legally got divorced. Paperwork for both of us is really annoying (laughs). So we’re choosing to be together. Our role models are Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon and Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn – people who just choose to be together every day because they want to be there. And labels have never been our thing, so, we’re just diving into that empty swimming pool, headfirst.

Heh. This is absolutely some shit I’d pull. Like, I totally meant to get divorced, but I completely spaced on the paperwork.

She also weighs in on the fact that both she and Britney Spears released circus-themed albums within a short time period: “Had I known that certain other people were going to base their latest thing about circus things, I probably would have went into another direction,” she said. “I was six months before that and didn’t really understand that it was a trend that was happening. I’m pretty out of the loop.”

Ummm, are circus-themed albums a theme that’s happening? Can anyone think of recent examples other than Britney? And why would anyone theme an album around a circus, anyway? People should get more creative. Why hasn’t anyone based on album around Lindsay Lohan’s spray-tanning disasters? It could be called Orange You Glad I Didn’t Do a Circus-Themed Album?. I would buy it. No, I’m kidding, I’d never do something that ridiculous. I download all my music illegally.

Now that Pink and her ex-husband Carey Hart have been released from the noose of matrimony, it seems like their love may get a second wind.

Yesterday Carey Hart told The Sun, “We’re working shit out.  I admit it.  She’s just totally normal and low-key.”  Which raises questions such as “Why?”  Why would anyone choose The Sun to make major life and relationship announcements to?

Good luck to the happy couple!  I hope they enjoy a lifetime of divorcehood.  Together, natch.

Carey Hart’s brother, 21-year-old Anthony Hart, was killed on Saturday during a practice run at a racetrack.

Anthony lost control of his motorcycle and hit the outer track barricade at roughly 3:30 p.m. Although an autopsy has not been completed, authorities suspect he died of fatal head injuries.

Damn, that is so fucking sad.

And I bet Pink feels like a huge asshole for spending last week filming a video in which she takes a chainsaw to a tree with her ex-hubby’s name on it and calls him a tool. Petty disagreements fade away in the face of shit like this.

My thoughts and prayers go out to the Hart family.

From the NY Daily News:

Well-placed sources tell us that pop star Pink’s marriage is on its last legs. Apparently, when the singer married her biker beau, Carey Hart, she took a “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy and agreed to let him have his fun when she’s away on tour. But she’s changed her mind now that her biological clock has started ticking. “Divorce is just around the corner,” says our mole. “Carey has this one blond in particular that he takes everywhere, even public appearances. But Pink knew what she was getting into!” Stupid girl, indeed.

Look, girls, repeat after me:

I am not okay with the man I love having sex with other women. I am not demonstrating my love for him by allowing him to sleep with other women. I am simply demonstrating my disrespect for myself, and this is unattractive.

Chicks are so stupid.

Rumors swirled last week that motorcrosser/tattoo parlor owner/reality TV star/husband of Pink Carey Hart was cheating on his woman.

“He had a cute blonde in a tight dress sitting on his lap all night. They were laughing and drinking vodka with her arms wrapped around him in a corner VIP booth,” a source told Star Magazine.

Now Carey is fighting back against the rumors.

It’s “just a bunch of trash talk,” he tells the Las Vegas Review-Journal. “It’s just a nasty rumor. Everything’s fine.”

See, I don’t buy this. Why on earth would people be planting nasty rumors about Carey Hart? No one really cares about him, or about Pink, anymore. No one has any reason to make this shit up. It’s just barely interesting. If anyone planted this rumor, it was Carey and Pink.