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35Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

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We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Madonna photo: Anonymous
“Madonna made the mistake of not explaining to him that you that you don’t pull out the anal beads like you are starting a lawn mower.”

First runner-up: Nevarre
“Dayum girl, that stick’s jammed up there REAL tight!”

Second runner-up: mikkid4
“Just a little more, I can see the end of the butt plug starting to pop out …”

Congrats to Anonymous! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!).

January 2, 2013 at 10:30 am by Sarah
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16Caption This—Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

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We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Mary-Kate Olsen and Nicolas Sarkozy photo: cocopuffsaredelicious
“Ugh, is this aged alcohol? You know I prefer everything underage.”

First runner-up: Anonymous
“You didn’t put that stuff you gave Heath Ledger in this, did you?”

Second runner-up: kimchee
“2 more of these and you can take your dark glasses off, Mary Ann … I mean, Mary Kate.”

Congrats to cocopuffsaredelicious! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!).

December 26, 2012 at 7:30 am by Sarah
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33Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Megan Fox photo: Dani
“They asked for my best Sarah Jessica Parker impression.”

First runner-up: puddin
“As an epidemic of extreme plastic surgery procedures ravishes Hollywood, Taylor Swift is the latest in a string of actresses to wake up as an imitation Megan Fox.”

Second runner-up: Anonymous
“So … Shia stuck it where?”

Congrats to Dani! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!).

December 18, 2012 at 4:30 pm by Sarah
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27Caption This—Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s LeAnn Rimes photo: Bionic_Crouton
“How does Taylor Swift write those wonderful songs?”

First runner-up: Chaz
“Guest is mean. :(”

Second runner-up: puddin
“Work, laxatives, work, damn you!”

Congrats to Bionic_Crouton! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!).

December 11, 2012 at 4:30 am by Sarah
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51Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Miley Cyrus + Angus T. Jones photo: Trishhhh
“And then I just told her! You remind me of Boy George! I just can’t do this…!”

First runner-up: Anonymous
“It’s ok. My daddy says I was the best kisser on Hannah Montana.”

Second runner-up: puddin
“I agree, it is difficult to be a Christian in Hollywood.”

Congrats to Trishhhh! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!).

December 4, 2012 at 9:30 am by Sarah
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17Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Kim Kardashian photo: Will
“No Kim, I said it looks like you padded your a$$ today, not paddled.”

First runner-up: Anonymous
“You can lead a whore to water, but you can’t make her drink.”

Second runner-up: Nevarre
“When God awoke and saw this, he said ‘Where’s the damn Tsunami button?’”

Congrats to Will! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!)

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November 27, 2012 at 10:30 am by Sarah
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