17Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Kim Kardashian photo: Will
“No Kim, I said it looks like you padded your a$$ today, not paddled.”

First runner-up: Anonymous
“You can lead a whore to water, but you can’t make her drink.”

Second runner-up: Nevarre
“When God awoke and saw this, he said ‘Where’s the damn Tsunami button?’”

Congrats to Will! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!)

Image courtesy of Just Jared

November 27, 2012 at 10:30 am by Sarah

33Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Jennifer Love Hewitt photo: Anonymous
“Ooh … something on my vajazzle just shifted.”

First runner-up: MJRyan
“Will someone, please, tell Margret Cho to stop following me!”

Second runner-up: Crab
JLH to herself: “Hmmmmm … let me see who can I pick to be my next boyfriend.”

Congrats to Anonymous! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!)

November 20, 2012 at 7:30 am by Sarah

5Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Billy Ray Cyrus photo: Katherine Thompson
“Yep, that’s my daughter. Yep, we still have the Hannah wig to disguise that awful mess.”

First runner-up: Steven McCloud
“I hope Kayne doesn’t ruin this for me.”

Second runner-up: Anonymous
“That’s right folks. In this next trick, my wife will make Bret Michael’s penis disappear.”

Congrats to Katherine! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!)

Image courtesy of The Superficial

November 13, 2012 at 6:30 am by Sarah

10Caption This: Last Week’s Photo and This Week’s Winner!

It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Joe Simpson photo: Trisssh
“I’ve captured a glimpse of this rare, illusive, yellow ape in its natural habitat downtown with its hot beverage and creepy stareeee.”

First runner-up: Phreddy
“Mia Farrow survived Woody Allen AND Hurricane Sandy!”

Second runner-up: Chaz
““The King is dead, long live the Queen… HUZZAH HUZZAH HUZZAH!!!”

Congrats to Trisssh! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!)

Image courtesy of The Superficial

November 7, 2012 at 7:30 am by Sarah

15Caption This: Last Week’s Photo and This Week’s Winner

It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Rihanna photo: Erica
“This time Chris Brown tried to blow up Rihanna but bitch still insists she’s in love and indestructable.”

First runner-up: Steven McCloud
“Porn movie title: DICKstruction! Guy: Sorry honey, I thought I’d be alright driving while you gave me a blowjob. Girl: It’s ok. C’mon let’s go. I’m still horny.”

Second runner-up: Anonyous
“Damn girl! Why did you have to go and ask him who he was texting?”

Congrats to Erica! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!)

October 30, 2012 at 11:30 am by Sarah

12Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Kardashian photo: Lee
“See what happens when you sit on my new nail tips? Now please try to walk slowly.”

First runner-up: Rob
“Kardash Links Beef Jerky presents Messin’ with Sasquatch.”

Second runner-up: OpenTuned
“I CAN’T FEEL MY HAND! OH JESUS I CAN’T FEEL MY HAND!”

Congrats to Lee! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!)

October 23, 2012 at 9:30 am by Sarah