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33Caption This: New Photo Time!

It’s time for another Caption This contest – come on, guys, get creative! The winning entry next week will earn you a fancy Evil Beet t-shirt, so get entering. Besides, you know there are about a million things each of these ladies could be saying this time around.

As for last week’s Justin Timberlake/Jay-Z photo, the winner was hands down JayZ, with “Usher was right. You ain’t a baller until you have your own white boy.”

Runner up: Chrissy
“Justin maybe you should make sure your hair doesn’t get wet, it will catch the curl back.”

Leave your captions below for this week’s photo, and be sure to leave a valid email address so I can contact you for your details if you win!

February 12, 2013 at 12:00 pm by Jennifer
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11Caption This: Last Week’s Winners and This Week’s Photo!

Did you enter last week’s Caption This contest? If so, you may have won some free shit! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, PLEASE check your email (or email me at the address to the right) or you’ll lose out on a prize! We’ll be choosing the winner for the above photo next Tuesday, so make sure to check back to find out who it is – and make sure you enter!

The winner on last week’s Justin Bieber photo:

Winner: Lindy

“Just keep smiling for the camera and the usher tickets are yours!”

Runner Up: J.R.

“Justin’s version of ‘tit for tat’.”

Congrats, Lindy! Now the rest of you – get captioning!

February 5, 2013 at 10:44 am by Jennifer

30Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

photo of justin bieber grabbing a boob pictures, photos
Guys! It’s also my final ‘Caption This’! Sadface! For those of you who don’t know, Emily and I will be leaving at the end of the month, and this Thursday will be our last day, but hey. Time stops for no one, right? That being said—

It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Lady Gaga photo:
Winner: Trishhh
“Goddddd I’m trying as hard as I can, but I told you…! Nobody can $h!t you a VMA, Gaga!!”

First runner-up: Anonymous
“Looks like Lance Armstrong isn’t the only one that took it in the ass last week.”

Second runner-up: Anonymous
“Lady G showed her support of the American auto makers by giving free oil checks at her concert.”

Congrats to Trishhh! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!).

Image courtesy of The Superficial

January 29, 2013 at 10:30 am by Sarah
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40Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!

photo of lady gaga and friend pictures
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Lindsay Lohan photo:
Winner: wendy b
“Why is this thing in my hand so limp!?”

First runner-up: TeeGee
“Shut up! You mean they make Coke you can drink, too? That is, like, totally awesome. Now my nose won’t be all runny and stuff.”

Second runner-up: Jacq
“Lindsay realizes The Wanted’s bus drove away 5 minutes ago.”

Congrats to wendy b! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!).

January 22, 2013 at 7:30 am by Sarah
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21Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo


It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s LeAnn Rimes photo:
Winner: puddin
“They decided to name the fish ‘Brandi’ so that gossip sites for once would be able to write about how kind and considerate LeAnn is to the admittedly ugly hagfish Brandi.”

First runner-up: malibou
“Whoa! Polly wanna cracker? Cause if your peen is that big, I’m in!”

Second runner-up: Cece
“Twinsies!”

Congrats to puddin! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!).

January 15, 2013 at 9:30 am by Sarah
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56Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

photo of leann rimes kissing a fish pictures
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Jessica Simpson photo:
Winner: jester2.0
“See I told you Eric this is what happens to my belly when I don’t ‘drop the kids off at the pool’ for a week.”

First runner-up: hey apathy
“I’ve always had really strong Christian values.”

Second runner-up: Chaz
“Suck it Kardashian … this is what human pregnancy looks like. My uterus, unlike your alien race, isn’t in my ass … ”

Congrats to jester2.0! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!).

January 8, 2013 at 9:30 am by Sarah
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