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Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!

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We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Lindsay Lohan photo:
Winner: wendy b
“Why is this thing in my hand so limp!?”

First runner-up: TeeGee
“Shut up! You mean they make Coke you can drink, too? That is, like, totally awesome. Now my nose won’t be all runny and stuff.”

Second runner-up: Jacq
“Lindsay realizes The Wanted’s bus drove away 5 minutes ago.”

Congrats to wendy b! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!).

Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo


It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s LeAnn Rimes photo:
Winner: puddin
“They decided to name the fish ‘Brandi’ so that gossip sites for once would be able to write about how kind and considerate LeAnn is to the admittedly ugly hagfish Brandi.”

First runner-up: malibou
“Whoa! Polly wanna cracker? Cause if your peen is that big, I’m in!”

Second runner-up: Cece
“Twinsies!”

Congrats to puddin! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!).

Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Jessica Simpson photo:
Winner: jester2.0
“See I told you Eric this is what happens to my belly when I don’t ‘drop the kids off at the pool’ for a week.”

First runner-up: hey apathy
“I’ve always had really strong Christian values.”

Second runner-up: Chaz
“Suck it Kardashian … this is what human pregnancy looks like. My uterus, unlike your alien race, isn’t in my ass … ”

Congrats to jester2.0! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!).

Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Madonna photo: Anonymous
“Madonna made the mistake of not explaining to him that you that you don’t pull out the anal beads like you are starting a lawn mower.”

First runner-up: Nevarre
“Dayum girl, that stick’s jammed up there REAL tight!”

Second runner-up: mikkid4
“Just a little more, I can see the end of the butt plug starting to pop out …”

Congrats to Anonymous! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!).

Caption This—Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Mary-Kate Olsen and Nicolas Sarkozy photo: cocopuffsaredelicious
“Ugh, is this aged alcohol? You know I prefer everything underage.”

First runner-up: Anonymous
“You didn’t put that stuff you gave Heath Ledger in this, did you?”

Second runner-up: kimchee
“2 more of these and you can take your dark glasses off, Mary Ann … I mean, Mary Kate.”

Congrats to cocopuffsaredelicious! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!).

Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Megan Fox photo: Dani
“They asked for my best Sarah Jessica Parker impression.”

First runner-up: puddin
“As an epidemic of extreme plastic surgery procedures ravishes Hollywood, Taylor Swift is the latest in a string of actresses to wake up as an imitation Megan Fox.”

Second runner-up: Anonymous
“So … Shia stuck it where?”

Congrats to Dani! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!).

Caption This—Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s LeAnn Rimes photo: Bionic_Crouton
“How does Taylor Swift write those wonderful songs?”

First runner-up: Chaz
“Guest is mean. :(”

Second runner-up: puddin
“Work, laxatives, work, damn you!”

Congrats to Bionic_Crouton! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!).