Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember, you’ve got to be in it to win it! Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.
As for last week’s Jennifer Aniston and Adele picture, the whole lot of you are totally mean (which we love).
Winner: TeeGee with “Oh this? It’s a wedding ring. Don’t you have one?”
Runner-up: Jacq with “Your time has passed, I’M Queen of the Oscars now. Would you like to kiss my ring?”
Now, get captioning on this week’s photo!
Hello, lords and ladies! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. But to echo the gambler mindset, you’ve got to play to win! Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.
As for last week’s Jennifer Lawrence picture, the whole lot of you (with one or two exceptions) are total perverts (which we love).
Winner: issueboy Lav with “LITTLE CEASERS HAS HOT & READY PIZZA’S FOR JUST $5!!!!!” (For sheer irreverence!)
Runner-up: blasted1 with “Jennifer Lawrence: Oscar winner and brand new John Hamm fan.” (Nice cross-reference!)
Now, get to work on this week’s photo!
It’s that time again, ladies and gents – another week, another Caption This contest. We’ve got some excellent secret prizes in store for the winner, but you can only win if you enter, so get commenting – and be sure to leave your email address, or else we won’t be able to contact you if you’re our pick.
First, though, here’s the winner from last week’s Morrissey picture, who won me over with his dramatic, existential caption that fits Moz all too well:
Winner: Edgar with “We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars”
Runner up: Anonymous with “I am slapping the next person that asks me if I wrote the theme song for Charmed.”
So, what’s Jennifer Lawrence saying in the above photo? Give us your best in the comments below, and check back this time next week to find out who wins!
Howdy ho, kids! It’s that time of the week again – another Caption This contest, another chance to win a cool Evil Beet-themed prize! Plus, who doesn’t love a little Morrissey? Talk about a picture saying a thousand words…
Before we get started, let’s announce the winners for last week’s Katy Perry/Portia de Rossi/Ellen DeGeneres photo, shall we?
First place: Jay-Z with “Ellen came for the Grammies, but stayed for the Golden Globes.”
Runner-up: splig with “Ain’t no big deal, it’s innocent.” (Great Katy Perry wordplay, there!)
If you’re one of last week’s winners, stay tuned for an email from me and make sure to send your mailing address so we can get a t-shirt over to you! For the rest of you, leave your best Morrissey-ism in the comments below for your chance to win next week!
It’s time for another Caption This contest – come on, guys, get creative! The winning entry next week will earn you a fancy Evil Beet t-shirt, so get entering. Besides, you know there are about a million things each of these ladies could be saying this time around.
As for last week’s Justin Timberlake/Jay-Z photo, the winner was hands down JayZ, with “Usher was right. You ain’t a baller until you have your own white boy.”
Runner up: Chrissy
“Justin maybe you should make sure your hair doesn’t get wet, it will catch the curl back.”
Leave your captions below for this week’s photo, and be sure to leave a valid email address so I can contact you for your details if you win!
Did you enter last week’s Caption This contest? If so, you may have won some free shit! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, PLEASE check your email (or email me at the address to the right) or you’ll lose out on a prize! We’ll be choosing the winner for the above photo next Tuesday, so make sure to check back to find out who it is – and make sure you enter!
The winner on last week’s Justin Bieber photo:
“Just keep smiling for the camera and the usher tickets are yours!”
Runner Up: J.R.
“Justin’s version of ‘tit for tat’.”
Congrats, Lindy! Now the rest of you – get captioning!
Guys! It’s also my final ‘Caption This’! Sadface! For those of you who don’t know, Emily and I will be leaving at the end of the month, and this Thursday will be our last day, but hey. Time stops for no one, right? That being said—
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Lady Gaga photo:
“Goddddd I’m trying as hard as I can, but I told you…! Nobody can $h!t you a VMA, Gaga!!”
First runner-up: Anonymous
“Looks like Lance Armstrong isn’t the only one that took it in the ass last week.”
Second runner-up: Anonymous
“Lady G showed her support of the American auto makers by giving free oil checks at her concert.”
Congrats to Trishhh! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!).
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