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Caption This: This Week’s Photo

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Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember guys, never lick a cactus, it’s not as fun as it looks. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.

As for last week’s photo, here’s the winners below.

Winner: Justthinkin’ with :”Wop! Wop! Wop! Wopwop! Douchebag style”

Runner-up: TeeGee with: “I’d like to sing my new song now, “Ex Today Show Host Has No Style.””

So come on guys, get captioning on this week’s photo!

Caption This: This Week’s Photo

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Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember guys, luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.

As for last week’s Royal Family photo, here’s the winners below.

Winner: Justthinkin’ with “Look, Harry, here’s the deal. I get to be Harry Potter because I’m the future f-ing king, and you have to be Ron Weasly because you’re the ginger.”

Runners-up: Pita with “William: “Listen, guys, I’ve told you already. Not even magic can get rid of Camilla, I’ve tried. But fine, have it your way!””

So come on guys, get captioning on this week’s photo!

Caption This: This Week’s Photo

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Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember guys, the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.

As for last week’s Melissa McCarthy and Sandra Bullock photo, here’s the winner below. It was slim pickings last week, so you’ve got to meet us halfway, slackers!

Winner: Girl with “You suck at judging these!!! There were at LEAST three that were way funnier!!”

Runners-up: MJRyan with “Melissa McCarthy shows up at CinemaCon sporting the new Sandra Bullock bracelet!!!”

So come on guys, get captioning on this week’s photo!