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Caption This: This Week’s Photo

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Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember guys, luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.

As for last week’s Royal Family photo, here’s the winners below.

Winner: Justthinkin’ with “Look, Harry, here’s the deal. I get to be Harry Potter because I’m the future f-ing king, and you have to be Ron Weasly because you’re the ginger.”

Runners-up: Pita with “William: “Listen, guys, I’ve told you already. Not even magic can get rid of Camilla, I’ve tried. But fine, have it your way!””

So come on guys, get captioning on this week’s photo!

Caption This: This Week’s Photo

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Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember guys, the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.

As for last week’s Melissa McCarthy and Sandra Bullock photo, here’s the winner below. It was slim pickings last week, so you’ve got to meet us halfway, slackers!

Winner: Girl with “You suck at judging these!!! There were at LEAST three that were way funnier!!”

Runners-up: MJRyan with “Melissa McCarthy shows up at CinemaCon sporting the new Sandra Bullock bracelet!!!”

So come on guys, get captioning on this week’s photo!

Caption This: This Week’s Photo

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Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember, the only sure thing about luck is that it will change! Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.

As for last week’s Mike Tyson photo, here’s the winner below:

Winner: Jocelyn with “When you hold Mike Tyson to your ear, you can hear the WINNING!”

Runners-up: nicole peach with “You is ear-isistable, Chuckles my man!”

xyz with “Still hungry after all these ears”

So come on guys, get captioning on this week’s photo!

Caption This: This Week’s Photo

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Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember, you don’t always win, but every time you lose, you get better! Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.

As for last week’s Amanda Bynes photo, here’s the winner below:

Winner: Mike with “…and so commenced Amanda’s latest virtual expedition into the Real World!”

Runner-up: Katie with: “OH SNAP! John Travolta and Kelly Preston are getting divorced?! Those two are a MESS.”

So come on guys, get captioning on this week’s photo!

Caption This: This Week’s Photo

Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember, don’t waste time…fix your aim and begin! Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.

As for last week’s Claire Danes photo, here’s the winner below:

Winner: Splig with “Silent yes…but deadly!”

Runner-up: louie louie with “Walking around the inner city picking up empty plastic bottle getting the stink eye from some mouth breather. This is … My So Called Life.”

Now, get captioning on this week’s photo!

Caption This: This Week’s Photo

Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember, the only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work! Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.

As for last week’s Katy Perry photo, here’s the winner below:

Winner: Brandon with “Katy: “So this is what a Cheater feels like!””

Runner-up: louie louie with “The Heart Breaker the Ball Breaker and the Cherry Taker !!!”

Now, get captioning on this week’s photo!

Caption This: This Week’s Photo

 

Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember, to succeed, we must first believe! Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.

As for last week’s Reece Witherspoon and Jim Toth picture, here’s the winner below:

Winner: anthony with “all ya true players raise your hands up in the air when you fart out loud and you just don’t care !!”

Runner-up: Cesare with “What do you mean, I have to clean up my mess?”

Now, get captioning on this week’s photo!