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Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s LeAnn Rimes photo: Randi
“Just training for next year’s Kentucky Derby.”

First runner-up: tritri
“Look! Beyond the brush! It’s the rare, illusive… crazy white bitch running in heels!”

Second runner-up: MRyan
“After seeing the word “Matrix” on the machine, Ms. Rimes is now bound and determined to find Neo.”

Congrats to Randi! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Mario Lopez photo: Mego
“Here I come / I’m comin’ to get ya Foxy lady / You look so good / Yeah, foxy / Yeah, give us some / Foxy / Yeah, get it, babe / You make me feel like / Feel like sayin’ foxy / Foxy”

First runner-up: wibaly
“Did he say douche or moose?”

Second runner-up: Mark Ryan
“DUDE, I SAID ON MY FACE NOT ALL OVER MY FAVORITE SHIRT! WHY DO YOU THINK I WAS SHIELDING MY HAIR?”

Congrats to Mego! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Paris Hilton photo: Johnny
“OH MY GOD … Paris Hilton’s tampon just fell out!”

First runner-up: Brittany RESS
“Paris Fucking Hilton has the precioussss. Which way to Mordor?”

Second runner-up: tritri
“OMG, Nicks here! Quick, watch me do this move I like to call the Sprinkler to get his attention! Its sooooo hot.”

Congrats to Johnny! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!