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36Caption This – Last Week’s Winners and This Week’s Photo!

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s President Obama photo:
Sophie
“By his sixth Guinness, Obama was ready to lead the way in an ill-timed but rousing rendition of the Star Spangled Banner.”

First runner-up: Lindsay
“I did NOT swallow.”

Second runner-up: Von
“Beer: $4.75
Trip to Ireland: $ 10,000.00
Man doing something to the president from behind: priceless.”

Congrats to Sophie, and for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

May 31, 2011 at 7:30 am by Sarah
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49Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!

photo of barack obama drinking a beer pictures photos

It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests. Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Joe Jonas photoJenna
Dude, Joe, show ‘em your Ke$ha face.”

First runner-up: Kate
Check out my bedroom eyes.”

Second runner-up: Dillon
What the morning after is supposed to look like.”

Congrats to Jenna, and for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

May 24, 2011 at 9:30 am by Sarah
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16Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests. Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s ass-grabby Russell Brand photo: JT
When ‘the helping hand’ is taken too far.

First runner-up: Jason
Ft. Lauderdale Coast Guard: eat your heart out.”

Second runner-up: EROCK
TMZ Reports, Katy Perry cheats on Russell with jetski instructor, also Katy really lets herself go by not shaving her legs, arms, face and of course her bikini line! More on this later.”

Congrats to JT, and for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

May 17, 2011 at 7:30 am by Sarah
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8Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests. Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Katy Perry photo: N
“I can even make a queef a number one hit. Take that bitches!”

First runner-up: AC
“Does her ass make me look fat?”

Second runner-up: Jax
“That reminds me. I must give Russell his penis back.”

Congrats to N, and for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

May 10, 2011 at 9:30 am by Sarah
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29Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests. Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of this photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Amanda Seyfried photo: Brenda
“He told me it was just a rash and said it wasn’t contagious!!”

First runner-up: Jadam
“Wow this ‘at home self-gynecological kit’ sure is nice. It even comes with a fully illustrated book to help me understand all my naughty bits using animal illustrations. Sure wish I had an elephant’s trunk instead.”

Second runner-up: TiStick
“Back in a jif with another story, kids … right after i drain the giraffe.”

Congrats to Brenda, and for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

May 3, 2011 at 11:30 am by Sarah
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29Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests. Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of this photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Heidi Klum photo: Diana
“And I was backing up, backing up, backing up … my daddy taught me good …”

First runner-up: Heather H.
“Looks like Heidi Klum found a way to hide unwanted bags under her eyes.”

Second runner-up: PK
“Does this ass make my bag look fat?”

Congrats to Diana, and for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

April 26, 2011 at 7:30 am by Sarah
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