24Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Tyra Banks photo: Tomatolove12
“John (thinking): PLEASE let her be wearing a flattering swimsuit this time.”
First runner-up: Sarah
“…and then Billy Bob walked up to Dwight Yoakam with that lawnmower blade, and….”
Second runner-up: Megan
“Oops! I dropped my burrito. Oh it’s in that guy’s pants. I’m just gonna bend down and grab this…”
Congrats to Tomatolove12! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
July 12, 2011 at 11:30 am by Sarah
23Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s January Jones photo: Jocelyn
“OCEAN BAD! SCARE FRANKENDUNST!!” Walker lady says, “It’s ok, I’ve got your phone and booze right here.”
First runner-up: taBItha
“Haha. And get this … Lindsay was like ‘Omg …the flash from the camera made me walk like this.”
Second runner-up: Effie
“Jones: Oh! I think my water just broke!
Her Assistant: Pretty sure that’s the ocean … but i’ve got your mom on speed-dial and a Bellini just in case!”
Congrats to Jocelyn! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
July 5, 2011 at 9:30 am by Sarah
21Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Dane Cook photo: Halliem
“God, I’m even less funny walking down the street contemplating trivial occurrences than I am talking about trivial occurences in my stand-up.”
First runner-up: Dillon
“Crap, what was that joke I do about Burger King again? Sweet and sour sour sauce in my … Sweet and sour sauce in my …”
Second runner-up: evilbeetdouche
“Hey Dunn, I left my phone in the bar. I’ll drive myself.”
Congrats to Halliem! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
June 28, 2011 at 7:30 am by Sarah
11Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Jason Bateman photo: Beet Czar
“Don’t squeeze my nuts, don’t squeeze my nuts … damn, I squeezed my nuts!”
First runner-up: Jason Lesnick
“Why are these so hard to open, we’re not even on an airplane!!!”
Second runner-up: Paul W.
“Don’t laugh, don’t laugh, don’t laugh. It’s just a fat kid on crutches.”
Congrats to Beet Czar! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
June 21, 2011 at 7:30 am by Sarah
23Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s David Hasselhoff photo: Brandon
“Hello, is it me your looking for, I can see it in your eyes …”
First runner-up: Rob
“Now the Hoff can suck and be cool at the same time. At least for a couple minutes, then it will be back to just sucking.”
Second runner-up: Patricia
“You go near my beer, my hamburger or my video camera again, and I will kill you, Little Hoff…”
Congrats to Brandon, and by the way, BRANDON – you didn’t leave your email address, so shoot me a message with your mailing address and we’ll send out your prize. As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
June 14, 2011 at 11:30 am by Sarah
30Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Posh/J. Lo photo: Marevil
“Don’t be fooled by the locks that I got / I’ll kill I’ll kill Jenny from the back / Used to hate a little now I hate a lot / No matter where I go I know where I came from … I’M THE POSH!”
First runner-up: Exavy
“The Omen VI: Eyeliner meltdown”
Second runner-up: Anon
“SOON.”
Congrats to Marevil, and for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
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