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Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Magic Mike photo: Brooke
Shakin my ball sack brings all the girls to the bar
but my lip gloss is shinier than yours
Damn right it’s shinier than yours
I can teach you
But I’ll have to charge

First runner-up: Puddin
“Fans finally get their hands on Channing Tatum.”

Second runner-up: erica
“With all the hype of Magic Mike, Channing Tatum’s ego grew arms….watch em flex all the way to the sequel.”

Congrats to Brooke! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!

photo of channing tatum and matthew mcconaughey pictures
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s LeAnn Rimes photo: Saxxy
Listen, I’m saying my chick bad, my chick hood
My chick do stuff that yo’ chick wish she could
My chick bad, better than yours
My chick do stuff that I can’t even put in words

First runner-up: MRyan
“yours”, “words”. Yours. Words. Yours, words? Yours, whores!!! Turds, words!!! Yours, DOORS!!! Words, BIRDS!!! Yours, words?

Second runner-up: Lurker
“I have to get it just right, just like how Brandi did it. Wait, Brandi had her right leg crossed over her left; got it! Red jeggings, black tank, black shoes…Check! Check! Check! Denim jacket in left hand just like so…Perfect! Helmet…yep, that’s it! Okay, I’m ready, take the pic. I hope Brandi reads my shirt!”

Congrats to Saxxy! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

photo of leann rimes pictures
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Beyonce-Jay-Z-Kanye-Kim Kardashian photo: Anonymous
Oh man you don’t know! I have Kim and Amber all lined up. If “B” gets involved, it will take the project to a whole other level. Think of it JAY-Z and Kanye present “”Human Centipede: Assageddon”

First runner-up: Erica
Kanye: i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by riding kims big fake ass all the way to the bank.
Jay z: hahaha that bitch is cheap
Beyonce: wtf!! Shes still here?!?!
Solange: Why am i here???

Second runner-up: Anonymous
“Yo Jay! Remember that time I told you that the Pee-Wee Herman look was coming back into style. Yeah, I was high. Sorry about that. Go ahead and pee on Kim if it will make you feel better. Don’t worry, she’s cool with it as long as she gets the rights to the video.”

Congrats to Anonymous! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!