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31Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Britney Spears photo: George
“Better check the beaming machine, Scotty, it seems to be on low power.”

First runner-up: Dillon
“The treasure trolls have finally found a place for themselves in the 21st century.”

Second runner-up: Lauren
“Hehehehe y’all it’s like I’m Simba or somethin’!” Know what we do with pop stars who step out of their kingdom? Conservatorship.”

Congrats to George! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

October 4, 2011 at 7:30 am by Sarah
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32Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Jennifer Love Hewitt photo: Cor A Looker
“If it weren’t for that restraining order, I swear Steven Tyler would be very love this twin Lifetime Movie idea I have in the works.”

First runner-up: Esmerelda
“The moment before deciding to spit or swallow.”

Second runner-up: KF
“JLH doing Jeremy Piven doing his Cosby impression.”

Congrats to Cor A Looker! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

September 27, 2011 at 5:30 am by Sarah
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12Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Jeremy Piven photo: CeCe
“Bill Cosby impersonation.”

First runner-up: Esmerelda
“Yeah, that’s we all do when Entourage is on. Go fuck yourself, your mercury poisening, the dead animal on your head, and your piece of shit show.”

Second runner-up: mama said knock you out
“uuuuugh, HACK, *cough*cough!* chokin’ on a hair plug. WAY worse than a pube. stings the nostrils…”

Congrats to CeCe! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

September 20, 2011 at 4:30 am by Sarah
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8Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Alexander Skarsgard photo: James
“Grandpa, I get that he’s your son and my dad and all. Believe me, I totally get it, but you’re also forgetting he’s a total loon! Now get me the f*ck out of here.”

First runner-up: spect8r
“Look, the last ‘friend’ you brought home had head lice … Not gonna happen again!”

Second runner-up: mdmike
“Hey Nigel, look at this trick. Do you think you can put a word in with Simon to get us on Amreica’s Got Talent??”

Congrats to James! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

September 13, 2011 at 7:30 am by Sarah
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7Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s David Beckham photo: Chaz
“With the results of years of hair treatments plainly evident, Britney Spears finally breaks the bonds of the conservatorship in time to celebrate her 40th birthday at the nearest topless beach.”

First runner-up: mdmike
“I know you have a crack problem … Don’t even think about turning around.”

Second runner-up: Grimmtastic
“Hey little boy, I got a lollipop for you.”

Congrats to Chaz! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

September 6, 2011 at 9:30 am by Sarah
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24Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Jon Voight photo: Lauren
“Attention MAKE-A-WISH Foundation: I said I wanted to go to DETROIT, not meet JON VOIGHT!”

First runner-up: Nomar
“Its a win-win situation. You do what I ask and I’ll get Angelina and Brad to adopt you. We both get happy endings.”

Second runner-up: James
“We took this photo of my hubby in the ER and when we had the pictures developed, this creepy dude appeared.”

Congrats to Lauren! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

August 30, 2011 at 6:30 am by Sarah
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