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Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Jason Bateman photo: Beet Czar
“Don’t squeeze my nuts, don’t squeeze my nuts … damn, I squeezed my nuts!”

First runner-up: Jason Lesnick
“Why are these so hard to open, we’re not even on an airplane!!!”

Second runner-up: Paul W.
“Don’t laugh, don’t laugh, don’t laugh. It’s just a fat kid on crutches.”

Congrats to Beet Czar! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s David Hasselhoff photo: Brandon
Hello, is it me your looking for, I can see it in your eyes …”

First runner-up: Rob
“Now the Hoff can suck and be cool at the same time. At least for a couple minutes, then it will be back to just sucking.”

Second runner-up: Patricia
“You go near my beer, my hamburger or my video camera again, and I will kill you, Little Hoff…”

Congrats to Brandon, and by the way, BRANDON – you didn’t leave your email address, so shoot me a message with your mailing address and we’ll send out your prize. As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Posh/J. Lo photo:  Marevil
“Don’t be fooled by the locks that I got / I’ll kill I’ll kill Jenny from the back / Used to hate a little now I hate a lot / No matter where I go I know where I came from … I’M THE POSH!”

First runner-up: Exavy
“The Omen VI: Eyeliner meltdown”

Second runner-up: Anon
“SOON.”

Congrats to Marevil, and for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

Caption This – Last Week’s Winners and This Week’s Photo!

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s President Obama photo:
Sophie
“By his sixth Guinness, Obama was ready to lead the way in an ill-timed but rousing rendition of the Star Spangled Banner.”

First runner-up: Lindsay
“I did NOT swallow.”

Second runner-up: Von
“Beer: $4.75
Trip to Ireland: $ 10,000.00
Man doing something to the president from behind: priceless.”

Congrats to Sophie, and for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests. Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Joe Jonas photoJenna
Dude, Joe, show ‘em your Ke$ha face.”

First runner-up: Kate
Check out my bedroom eyes.”

Second runner-up: Dillon
What the morning after is supposed to look like.”

Congrats to Jenna, and for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests. Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s ass-grabby Russell Brand photo: JT
When ‘the helping hand’ is taken too far.

First runner-up: Jason
Ft. Lauderdale Coast Guard: eat your heart out.”

Second runner-up: EROCK
TMZ Reports, Katy Perry cheats on Russell with jetski instructor, also Katy really lets herself go by not shaving her legs, arms, face and of course her bikini line! More on this later.”

Congrats to JT, and for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests. Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Katy Perry photo: N
“I can even make a queef a number one hit. Take that bitches!”

First runner-up: AC
“Does her ass make me look fat?”

Second runner-up: Jax
“That reminds me. I must give Russell his penis back.”

Congrats to N, and for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!