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Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!

photo of jean claude van damme snake pictures
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Lindsay Lohan photo: Vee
“I think there is some coke left under this nail …”

First runner-up: CranAppleSnapple
“That’s commitment. At the ass end of the Liz Taylor movie, Lindsay reveals the old age body, and it’s actually hers, not movie magic.”

Second runner-up: Meli
“Just ate another booger!”

Congrats to Vee! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!)

Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

photo of lindsay lohan pictures
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s LeBron/Michelle Obama photo: ChronLogic
“On 3 I’ma fall backward and we’ll see how toned those arms are.”

First runner-up: James
“This was a thirty-minute hug to map out. To make sure Le’bron wasn’t able to get any boob action. The first tweny minutes, went into the planning… The last ten minutes went into putting the plan into motion.
Ten minutes after this pic was taken, Le’bron tweeted a pic of the first lady, saying that he had
‘hit’ that.”- Secret Serviceman Bill

Second runner-up: Chuck
Michelle: “Have you gotten the picture yet? COME ON.”
LeBron: “Ugh.”

Congrats to ChronLogic! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize!)

Image via The Superficial

Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

photo of michelle obama and lebron james pictures
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Kristen Stewart photo: Terry
“Now that I’ve ripped out Rob’s heart, he probably won’t need his balls either.”

First runner-up: James
“OMG! I forgot to concentrate on my breathing.. whew.. That would have like, sucked!”

Second runner-up: Nevarre
“I’m Kristen Stewart ! Now do what I say and roll your little ass into the hole.”

Congrats to Terry! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!