24Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Jon Voight photo: Lauren
“Attention MAKE-A-WISH Foundation: I said I wanted to go to DETROIT, not meet JON VOIGHT!”

First runner-up: Nomar
“Its a win-win situation. You do what I ask and I’ll get Angelina and Brad to adopt you. We both get happy endings.”

Second runner-up: James
“We took this photo of my hubby in the ER and when we had the pictures developed, this creepy dude appeared.”

Congrats to Lauren! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

August 30, 2011 at 6:30 am by Sarah

19Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Seal/Heidi Klum photo: Rodger
“I hear they’re thinking of bringing back the ‘Baywatch’ franchise. Can I play Hobie?”

First runner-up: MOTORMAN
“Let’s get Mikey … he’ll eat anything.”

Second runner-up: Miss LeeLoo
“Becasue when you look like me, you’re allowed to wear boy’s swimwear, ladies’ necklaces and dollar store sunglasses and STILL turn heads, bitch!”

Congrats to Rodger! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

August 23, 2011 at 7:30 am by Sarah

26Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes photo: Ramon
Man with back to the camera: “That’s right baby, this is snake charming in reverse.”

First runner-up: Dillon
“Only those with thetan counts high enough can call themselves worthy of the presence of lord xenu. Tom’s and Katie’s were high enough that they got to have a threesome.”

Second runner-up: nicole peach
“Oh, this giant mutant tit is so, so, sweet of you Tom. You’ve surpassed yourself. Was it a Xenu perk? … But can I please please now zap this paparazzo with my new Thetan lazer eye-wear…? My gift for ‘getting clear.’ Please Tom, lemme, lemme!”

Congrats to Ramon! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

August 17, 2011 at 6:30 am by Sarah

37Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Hugh Jackman photo: Susan
“You think I can’t dance a jig?! I’LL SHOW YOU A JIG BITCHES!”

First runner-up: Dillon
“And that’s when I knew I was going to die coming down the zipline unless I kicked Oprah like this!”

Second runner-up: Daniel
“Rhe hell did you say? I kick you with my leg stub.”

Congrats to Susan! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

August 9, 2011 at 6:30 am by Sarah

17Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Al Pacino photo: Tina
“Hey! Hey! HEY! You know I can’t go anywhere without this weave. It’s sewn in man. SEWN IN.”

First runner-up: Harriet Meadow
“So she was like, ‘I’m sorry, we don’t allow homeless people to loiter here.’ And I’m like, ‘I’m Al Pacino, bitch!’”

Second runner-up: moglo
“I like big butts, and I cannot lie!”

Congrats to Tina! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

August 2, 2011 at 9:30 am by Sarah

13Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Jude Law photo: Ho Girl
“Oh gurrll, did you see Murdoch’s wife with that right hook! I was scuuurrred!”

First runner-up: Lachie
“Do the creep, ah ah
Do the creep, ah ah”

Second runner-up: Andy
“Forget that. Help me find my keys and I’ll drive us all out of Sienna Miller’s vagina.”

Congrats to Ho Girl! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

July 26, 2011 at 9:30 am by Sarah