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26Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

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We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s LeAnn Rimes photo: Randi
“Just training for next year’s Kentucky Derby.”

First runner-up: tritri
“Look! Beyond the brush! It’s the rare, illusive… crazy white bitch running in heels!”

Second runner-up: MRyan
“After seeing the word “Matrix” on the machine, Ms. Rimes is now bound and determined to find Neo.”

Congrats to Randi! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

June 11, 2012 at 6:30 am by Sarah
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14Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Mario Lopez photo: Mego
“Here I come / I’m comin’ to get ya Foxy lady / You look so good / Yeah, foxy / Yeah, give us some / Foxy / Yeah, get it, babe / You make me feel like / Feel like sayin’ foxy / Foxy”

First runner-up: wibaly
“Did he say douche or moose?”

Second runner-up: Mark Ryan
“DUDE, I SAID ON MY FACE NOT ALL OVER MY FAVORITE SHIRT! WHY DO YOU THINK I WAS SHIELDING MY HAIR?”

Congrats to Mego! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

June 5, 2012 at 7:30 am by Sarah
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32Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Paris Hilton photo: Johnny
“OH MY GOD … Paris Hilton’s tampon just fell out!”

First runner-up: Brittany RESS
“Paris Fucking Hilton has the precioussss. Which way to Mordor?”

Second runner-up: tritri
“OMG, Nicks here! Quick, watch me do this move I like to call the Sprinkler to get his attention! Its sooooo hot.”

Congrats to Johnny! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

May 29, 2012 at 5:30 am by Sarah
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22Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Kristen Stewart photo: Anonymous
“Hey Thor! You want to take a whiff of R-Pats ass?”

First runner-up: jester2
“You don’t need to hide his boner from the paparazzi with your purse it’s only this frickin big.”

Second runner-up: Deanna
“…and I was like F*CK YOU Nikki…”

Congrats to Anonymous! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

May 22, 2012 at 5:30 pm by Sarah
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14Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s George Clooney photo: SG
“Ladies, there better be a drink or a vagina in this hand in less than two minutes or maybe it’s just not f*cking worth being George Clooney anymore.”

First runner-up: Paul
“Anyway, a fishing buddy wondered what he would catch using a 6? 18-year-old model as bait … Voila.”

Second runner-up: Chaz
“Why did I break up with Elisabetta? Well, one night I made the mistake of playing pull my finger with her….. Honestly, the girl could knock a buzzard off a shit-wagon!”

Congrats to SG! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

May 15, 2012 at 11:30 am by Sarah
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18Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Kim Kardashian/Kanye West photo: Nice Turnip
“Once I get these off, I’m a f*ck all y’all!”

First runner-up: Mike
“But, KIM, KIM…. I said IMA’ LET YOU FINISH!! Gurrrl, don’t go away mad–”

Second runner-up: Anonymous
“Kanye misunderstood when Kim asked if he needed to use the bathroom. To be fair, she was fine with being recorded while getting pissed on by a D-List celebrity before.”

Congrats to Nice Turnip! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

May 8, 2012 at 5:30 am by Sarah
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