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Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Chris Brown photo: johdeh
“Man nat bitch take too long in na f’n bafroom.”

First runner-up: Elaine
“Dopey, Grumpy, Sleepy and Sneezy get ready to beat the crap out of Snow White because she took their cell phones.”

Second runner-up: heiglman
“the Female Attackers Maintaining Egos crew pose for the cameras.”

Congrats to johdeh! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

Image courtesy of The Superficial

Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize.

Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Donald Sutherland photo: Christopher Johnson
“I swear to you my name is Albus Dumbledore. Want to see my magic wand?”

First runner-up: Mikie D
“If it wasn’t for the damn arthritis, I could properly flip you off!”

Second runner-up: Bob
“The elf in the back attempts to shift away slowly as Santa gets drunk again and starts challenging passers-by to fight their way off the naughty list.”

Congrats to Christopher! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize.

Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Dog and Beth photo: Elaine
“Ok babe, the guys from Greenpeace are gone and won’t try to shove us back into the water.”

First runner-up: VicVegas
“This photo offers a rare glimpse of the elusive tribe that inhabits the island of the white trash.”

Second runner-up: Chuck
““Why is she wearing my shorts and who put me in her sarong?”

Congrats to Elaine! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize.

Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Kim Kardashian photo: Anonymous
“Well, it’s official. Kim K’s clothes are conditioned to immediately come off anytime an African American man with a camera is in the vicinity.”

First runner-up: malibou
“I have walked past this guy 3 times now. If my skirt blowing up doesn’t work I’m sending my mom after him.”

Second runner-up: Bob
“Kim’s apparently the only one surprised that the drapes don’t match the carpet.”

Congrats to Anonymous! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize.

Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s David Lee Roth photo: Anonymous.
“Apparently, Richard Simmons franchised “Sweatin’ to Van Halen” to David Lee Roth.”

First runner-up: Monkeysuit
“Right Here! That’s where Kirk Cameron can put it!”

Second runner-up: conn
“I know I tucked it somewhere back there …”

Congrats to Anonymous! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize.

Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s LeAnn Rimes photo: lemacl
“It’s like her eyes are attempting to get closer together to make up for the fact that her boobs keep moving farther apart.”

First runner-up: Kmazz
“With so much controversy surrounding LeAnn Rimes not even her boobs want to be seen together!”

Second runner-up: Stacey
“Money can’t buy you happiness…nor can it, apparently, buy you a quality boob-job.”

Congrats to lemacl! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize.

Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez photo: Bob
“After a messy breakup with Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez takes her rebound-beau for a walk on the beach.”

First runner-up: nevaar
“Look kids, it’s David Hasselhoff washing up on shore! Quick let’s push him back in the water!”

Second runner-up: Puddin
“Psychiatrist watching Selena’s practice parenting: “Enter Oedipus Complex, aaand….NOW.”

Congrats to Bob! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!