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Caption This—Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

photo of hot megan fox march of dimes pictures
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s LeAnn Rimes photo: Bionic_Crouton
“How does Taylor Swift write those wonderful songs?”

First runner-up: Chaz
“Guest is mean. :(”

Second runner-up: puddin
“Work, laxatives, work, damn you!”

Congrats to Bionic_Crouton! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!).

Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

photo of leann rimes crying pictures
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Miley Cyrus + Angus T. Jones photo: Trishhhh
“And then I just told her! You remind me of Boy George! I just can’t do this…!”

First runner-up: Anonymous
“It’s ok. My daddy says I was the best kisser on Hannah Montana.”

Second runner-up: puddin
“I agree, it is difficult to be a Christian in Hollywood.”

Congrats to Trishhhh! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!).

Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

photo of angus t jones and miley cyrus on the couch of two and a half men pictures
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Kim Kardashian photo: Will
“No Kim, I said it looks like you padded your a$$ today, not paddled.”

First runner-up: Anonymous
“You can lead a whore to water, but you can’t make her drink.”

Second runner-up: Nevarre
“When God awoke and saw this, he said ‘Where’s the damn Tsunami button?’”

Congrats to Will! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!)

Image courtesy of Just Jared