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Cameron Diaz Swam In The Lady Pond


Cameron Diaz sure is in the news a lot lately. This time, it goes back to her whole “I love women” thing. She went on Watch What Happens Live and host Andy Cohen asked her if she ever “swam in the lady pond”, which he asked Gaga — he’s basically asking Ms. Diaz if she’s bisexual. Here’s what happened, via E!:

“Interesting!” Diaz said, laughing. “What is the lady pond?”

“Have you ever been with a lady?” Cohen asked.

“Yes, I have been with a lady. Yeah,” Diaz said. The TV host then asked, “More than once?”

“You didn’t ask explicitly how I was with a lady,” Diaz told Cohen, “but I have been with a lady.”

The hell is that coy shit about? Either you’ve “been with a lady” or you haven’t. Why so coy, cameron? You’re never shy when telling us about your life. Then again, I suppose this goes beyond admitting you don’t wear deodorant

Also I bet that lady was Paltrow.

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Cameron Diaz doesn’t wear deodorant

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Oh, Cameron Diaz. What ever will we do with her? Between her insistence that we’re all lesbians, her love of gifting her hairy vagina to the world and being “proud” of her famous friends for divorcing, she’s a little all over the place. Well, hope you booked your ticket on the crazy train, because it’s about to get a whole lot better. Turns out, Cameron doesn’t believe in wearing deodorant and hasn’t done so in 20 years!

From E! Online:

“I don’t believe in antiperspirant,” the actress told me at last night’s premiere of her new comedy, The Other Woman (in theaters on Friday). “It’s really bad for you. I haven’t used it for almost 20 years.”


“You’re stinky, because you use antiperspirant,” Diaz said. “It keeps all the stink in.”

Even men should go without? Yup!

“Let it go and just trim your armpit hair so it doesn’t hold onto the scent,” Diaz said.

Oh girl, no. No, no, no. You’re stinky when you DON’T use antiperspirant, and believe me, I have smelled enough rank ass New Yorkers on a hot summer’s day to know that. Yes, the aluminium in a lot of commercial deodorants can perhaps be harmful, but there ARE natural alternatives that still work. You don’t just air it out. Also, TRIM your armpit hair as opposed to shaving it? I mean, this isn’t about an aesthetic preference but literally a hygienic one. I mean… whatever, I don’t even have words anymore.

Cameron Diaz must be a ton of fun to be friends with/be around, that’s for sure. Especially when it’s warm out, which, in LA, is always. Ah, what’s that sweet smell on the winds? Must be unflushed piss and B.O. Bellisimo!

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Trailer: Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel’s ‘Sex Tape’

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If you want to know the plot of Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel‘s new movie, Sex Tape, it’s simple: a married couple realize a sex tape they made has gone missing and it’s been uploaded to “the cloud” so the entire movie is spent looking for it. It’s apparently really raunchy and hilarious (supposed to be, anyway) and that’s about it.

I dunno, looks pretty awful to me. What do you think?

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Cameron Diaz thinks you’re all a bunch of lesbians

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Cameron Diaz is fucking nutso. Like, we’re all on the same page with that, right? She’s an absolute basketcase and I love it, but I also know now to take homegirl seriously. This is the person who’s “proud” of Gwyneth Paltrow for cheating and getting divorced and who thinks of her vagina as a present to be opened. Just live in her chaos, man.

That’s why it’s totally in tune with her whole… whatever it is she’s got going on that she has now proclaimed that all women have been sexually attracted to each other at one time or another and basically we’re all a bunch of secret lesbians. Some of us not so secret, wink wink.

From Glamour:

“I love women – and I don’t believe in female jealousy. I don’t feel like it’s a good feeling to have. My parents always told me that whatever someone else had – in all areas – it wasn’t mine to be entitled to. That all I can do is the best that I can do – and that what’s most important is whether I can do better at what I’m doing.” She told us.

But has she ever been attracted to a woman? “I think women are beautiful – absolutely beautiful. And I think that all women have been sexually attracted to another woman at some point. It’s natural to have a connectivity and an appreciation for the beauty of other women.”

LOL, okay. I mean, look – I certainly think there are VERY few people that are “100%” straight or gay or any one thing. Sexuality is fluid, blah blah blah. However, I don’t know that this is true. I’m obviously not the one to ask, so go on ladies, speak up. Have you ever been sexual attracted to your own kind? I can certainly see why you would be. Ladies are hot!

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Cameron Diaz is proud of Gwyneth Paltrow for getting divorced

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Cameron Diaz does NOT seem like friendship material for high strung Gwyneth Paltrow, but apparently they’re pretty close. While many would honour the sacred bonds of friendship by keeping their trap shut when it comes to publicly commenting on one another’s personal life choices, it seems Cameron decided to take the opposite route and offer her thoughts on Gwyneth’s split from husband Chris Martin.

“I think it’s actually a very elevated and conscious [decision] and realized statement — when people like Chris and Gwyneth who really worked hard to be friends and keep the things that are good and work in their relationship, which is being friends and being parents.”

“People go separate ways in other aspects of their life and I think it’s really brave of them to phrase it that way. Leaving as a couple and deciding to stay together as parents and as friends — I think it’s beautiful. I’m so proud of them.”

Cameron actually really cracks me up – this is the same person who thinks you can’t have a relationship without being cheated on or cheating yourself, so of course she’s supportive of this bullshit. She thinks she’s on a whole other plane of human understanding, which… LOL.

As for Gwyn & Chris’s divorce being an “elevated” decision, maybe so. Or maybe they simply couldn’t stand each other anymore and it was literally the only option. People get divorced ALL the time, and there’s no higher level thinking involved. Shit just doesn’t work out sometimes… but I bet Gwyneth subscribes to Cameron’s mode of thinking, anyway – I mean, don’t forget, they called their split announcement “conscious uncoupling”. What kinda bullshit?

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Video: The New ‘Annie’ Trailer Is Here!


Cameron Diaz is the worst thing to happen to the legacy that is 1982′s Annie, but here we are with her as Miss Hannigan. Luckily, we have the adorably talented Quvenzhané Wallis to even things out a bit, and Jamie Foxx (who can go either way – laughably awful or really talented).

I’m not sure what to make of the new Annie trailer, to be honest. Did this movie need to be remade? Most certainly not, but we’ve got it and we’ll have to learn to live with it. I don’t know how I feel about the modernization of it, but it is great to see a black girl in the lead with a black Daddy Warbucks – little girls especially can use any chance they can get to see themselves reflected in the media, so on that point alone, I kinda have to support it.

What do you think of the trailer? Would you see the Annie remake? It’ll be out on December 19th in the US, if so.

Cameron Diaz Doesn’t Actually Care About Your Pubic Hair

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Cameron Diaz recently released The Body Book, in which she encouraged women not to permanently remove the hair on their vaginas as it’s there for a reason and helps men feel like they’re opening a present when they go down on you or something. It was all fine and well, though some people – like myself – wondered why she didn’t just say that her personal preference is for a ’70s style bush, but all women should feel empowered enough to do with their pubic hair whatever makes them feel most comfortable.

Turns out, that is what she meant after all – she doesn’t mind what anyone does below the belt, she just wanted to encourage a dialogue that challenges the status quo (which tells women that hairless = better).

From Metro:

“I didn’t say what I prefer, I just said pubic hair has a purpose. You can do what you want with it, I don’t care – you can shave it off every day, wax it off every day, turn it into a bonsai – I don’t care.”

“I just said consider maybe not removing it permanently and forever with laser treatment. Forever is forever and when we make those choices for our body we have to live with them forever.”

If nothing else, it’s good at this book of Cameron’s – though certainly nothing mindblowing in the grand scheme of women’s liberation or anything of the sort (not that it’s aiming to be – is starting a bit of a dialogue. This book is literally getting SO MUCH PRESS, as are the topics she covers within it. I’m sure this is largely due to the fact that she’s Cameron Diaz, of course, but at least she’s putting it to decent use.

Have any of you ladies read this thing yet, or do you plan to?

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