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Cameron Diaz

Cameron is Hitting This

I hate Cameron Diaz. Girl is skinny but really she isn’t that cute and I think that whole “guy’s girl” thing is annyoing. How does she get to hit all of these Hollywood hotties. Justin Timberlake? Matt Dillon? Kelly Slater?

She must be very good at something and I don’t think it is surfing.

Cameron Gets Mad

Things have not been going well for Cameron Diaz lately. For starters, she and longtime boyfriend Justin Timberlake split early this month. When Justin left, he apparently took with him all of Cameron’s ability to choose dresses and hair colors, as she’s looked like hell since. Her People’s Choice dress looked like it might eat her, and her Golden Globes ensemble gave Bjork’s swanfit a run for its money. So it shouldn’t come as a surprise that Cam totally lost her cool at a Globes after-party when she saw JT chatting up Jessica Biel (whose relationship with baseball star Derek Jeter is rumored to be “open.”

According to Page Six,

Sources say the temperamental star “blew up” at Biel after she saw Timberlake flirting with her. Diaz followed Timberlake to the In Style party at the Hilton Oasis, where “they had an awkward conversation.” The “Charlie’s Angels” star then trailed Timberlake to the Beverly Hilton rooftop for the Universal party, where she found him chatting up Biel – and screamed at the “Illusionist” star. “If that’s how she wants to get him back, it won’t work,” said our insider. “She’s desperate.”

Looks like it’s going to be interesting to have these two back on the singles scene.

Late-Night Links

Howard Stern gets David Arquette to dish on the Brad/Jen split. [INO]

Kate Moss may be a hopeless cocaine addict, but she’s an addict who can sell some clothes. Burberry knows this. [Celeb Warship]

Trust me, if the Kim Kardashian sex tape exists, no one wants it to hit the Internet more than Kim Kardashian. [Bossip]

Father of the Year Kevin Federline announces that the forfeit of his relationship with Sean and Jayden is worth $25M per kid. [The Blemish]

A pregnant Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott hit the press junkets. [Teddy and Moo]

Justin Timberlake takes his face out of Scarlett’s breasts for long enough to issue a formal break-up statement with Cameron Diaz. [Faded Youth]

Spicy Pants from Celebrity Smack is going to be on the radio! Be sure to tune in and listen. [Celebrity Smack]

MK from popbytes has 30 Seconds to Blog for an AOL webcast and he does a fantastic job. [popbytes]

The People’s Choice Awards Happened

There. I said it. Admitting it is half the battle. I’m only sorry that it took me this long.
I don’t have it in me to write anything more interesting about it, really. Cameron looked like she just got done wrestling in the La Brea tar pits. Jennifer Aniston’s breasts finally emerged victorious in the tight race with her chin for the title of “Biggest Thing on Jennifer Aniston’s Body.” I want to put Hayden Panettiere in my pocket and have her with me all day long. I want to return her dress to the table at Pancho’s.
Full list of winners here.

Late-Night Links

Hilary Swank’s New Year’s resolution is to give away the swag she gets for free, like, every time she leaves her house. That’s nice. My New Year’s resolution is to stop cutting myself when I have to read about how Hilary Swank gets free stuff every time she leaves the house. [Gabsmash]

If you position yourself correctly, you just might be able to have sex with Keira Knightley’s abs. [The Blemish]

Gwen Stefani looking hot in Elle. [Monica Monroe]

Jewel says she’s giving up acting. What? When did she act? Is she referring to that one time she acted like she could write poetry and released a whole book of it? Oh, please say she is. [IBBB]

JT finally cops to the Cam break-up, may or may not be porking Scarlett Johansson. Regardless, it’s nice to see that everyone is at all times remembering to make “dick-in-a-box” jokes when they talk about him. [Agent Bedhead]

Will Smith at the London premiere of “Pursuit of Happyness” with his happi famili. Two can play at this game, Will. [Juicy-News]

Oh, miracle of miracles! There’s actually video of Paris running out of gas near Beverly Hills. A full five minutes of it. [Splash]

Breaking: Cameron and Justin are Dunzo!

Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz have officially called it quits according to Perez Hilton who claims to have the inside scoop on this former golden couple. After a three year relationship that many thought would lead to marriage, Justin has allegedly pulled the plug on “clingy” Cameron.

Justin, 25, and Cameron, 34 were last seen in public on December 16th and did not spend the holidays together which is odd for a couple that seemed to be on their way to marriage. According to Canada.com, “while partying at Senses nightclub in Memphis two days before Christmas, Timberlake told friends ‘the breakup is for keeps.’”

I’ve heard that these two have broken up about thirty times, and I am not sure why I believe it this time, but it seems that these two are dunzo. Thank the lord. I’m so sick of seeing pictures of them surfing. I guess Justin has been heard telling sources that he and Cameron are officially over…lets hear what their reps come up with in a few hours but if all is right in the world we have a new single guy in Hollywood.

Now Justin Timberlake can get back together with Britney Spears…after she gets back from rehab.

Breaking: Cameron and Justin are Dunzo!

Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz have officially called it quits according to Perez Hilton who claims to have the inside scoop on this former golden couple. After a three year relationship that many thought would lead to marriage, Justin has allegedly pulled the plug on “clingy” Cameron.

Justin, 25, and Cameron, 34 were last seen in public on December 16th and did not spend the holidays together which is odd for a couple that seemed to be on their way to marriage. According to Canada.com, “while partying at Senses nightclub in Memphis two days before Christmas, Timberlake told friends ‘the breakup is for keeps.’”

I’ve heard that these two have broken up about thirty times, and I am not sure why I believe it this time, but it seems that these two are dunzo. Thank the lord. I’m so sick of seeing pictures of them surfing. I guess Justin has been heard telling sources that he and Cameron are officially over…lets hear what their reps come up with in a few hours but if all is right in the world we have a new single guy in Hollywood.

Now Justin Timberlake can get back together with Britney Spears…after she gets back from rehab.