The good news is, five minutes later, her dealer got a phone call.
He listened. Hung up. Shouted to the factory floor.
“We’re back in business boys!”
Poor Cam-Cam. Never date someone who is actively bringing sexy back. They’ll only break your heart.
May 7, 2007 at 6:18 am by Spiteful Lars
But only for the Shrek 3 premiere and I’m sure both of their agents were given a stern talking to afterwards.
Also, the movie, Shrek the Third is 84 minutes long and rumored to suck. Just so you know.
May 7, 2007 at 6:10 am by Spiteful Lars
Halle Berry claims she’s never had plastic surgery. [Bossip]
Gold is the new rehab. [INO]
Solange Knowles tells her husband … eh … Lisa beat me to it. [A Socialite's Life]
Fantastic. As soon as we find a fashion designer who’s not gay, he turns out to be a rapist. [Warship]
Um, who is Julie Bowen and why is she talking about her body hair? [Celebslam]
I hate to admit it, but Donald Trump’s little boy Barron is probably the cutest child on the planet. [Monica Monroe]
Get this: Janice Dickinson is probably a lot older than the appearance of her face would imply. [Yeeeah!]
Eh. Jessica Simpson is not adopting a child anytime soon, I assure you. But since everyone is reporting this, here’s a link. [Mollygood]
Jennifer Hudson uses her MySpace blog to try to convince us that not everything you read in the gossip columns is true. Yeah, right. Like I’m supposed to believe that from a girl who tried to bail last-minute on the Soul Train awards! [SOW]
The Beckhams settle on an L.A. home: Meg Ryan’s. [Rumorficial]
Cameron Diaz will have to battle Lindsay Lohan if she wants to get to Jude Law. [BYLTH]
Ryan Seacrest: His Straightest Moments. [Gawker]
Reese Witherspoon jogs the blues away. [Drunken Stepfather]
March 14, 2007 at 6:49 pm by Evil Beet
Lindsay Lohan’s out of rehab and on the loose. And everyone knows the next-best thing to some Grey Goose cocktail is some Ryan Phillippe … um .. you know. [A Socialite's Life]
Sarah Michelle Gellar: pregnant or fat? [INO]
Cammy Diaz nabs herself some Tyrese. [Cele|bitchy]
Premiere becomes the latest magazine to bid adieu to its print version, plans to focus efforts on online operations. [fishbowlLA]
Hey, guess who’s still freakin’ adorable? The Jolie-Pitt family! [ICYDK]
Also cute: TomKat and Suri, back on the intramural sports circuit. [dlisted]
Courtney Love breaks the big story that there was cocaine at Paris Hilton’s birthday party. We get it, Courtney. You’re sober now. But do you really have to ruin it for everyone else? [Warship]
Tobey Maguire and Jennifer Meyer take little Ruby Sweetheart into the ocean. Nude. (She’s nude, not them.) [POTP]
Pics from Liz Hurley’s wedding. [Allie]
ScarJo puts on her very ugliest dress for the Louis Vuitton show. Hair and shoes to match. [SOW]
One billion pics from the NAACP Image Awards. [PopSugar]
March 5, 2007 at 7:43 pm by Evil Beet
Project Runway winner Jeffrey Sebelia is broke — and designing clothes for the Bratz movie. Which is still, I suppose, a step above going on the Surreal Life and sleeping with a former child star who’s twice your age and half your height. Isn’t that right, Adrianne Curry? [A Socialite's Life]
Seriously? OMG! WTF? has moved. Update your bookmarks, kids! [SOW]
Britney Spears could never hang on American Idol. [IDLYITW]
Justin Timberlake weighs in on Britney and her (non-)hair. [GTS]
Jessica Biel and Hayden Panettiere walk their dogs in L.A. this weekend. I’m just happy whenever Hayden is not in the same city as Paris Hilton. Leave her alone, Paris! [Ninja Dude]
Cameron Diaz gets wasted in Vegas. [Allie Is Wired]
Christina Aguilera and Beyonce at Jay-Z’s birthday party. [INO]
Kelly Osbourne breaks down at an HIV benefit concert and states that one of her family members is HIV positive. Start up the office pools, kids. [Celeb Slam]
Meredith Grey may currently be the Schrodinger’s Cat of network television, but Ellen Pompeo is alive and well and attending the NBA all-star game. [ICYDK]
Lily Allen is always good for a pull quote or twelve. [Bree]
February 19, 2007 at 11:23 pm by Evil Beet
â€œCameron was across the room giving them the evil eye,â€ says a party source. â€œIt was like high school.â€
Another witness says that pal Drew Barrymore even attempted to distract Diaz from her exâ€™s hookup-in-progress with Biel, â€œgrabbing Cameron to dance, trying to make her have fun.â€
What Diaz did next, barely five days after announcing an amicable split with Timberlake, her boyfriend of nearly four years, shocked the whole room.
â€œAll of a sudden she just lost it,â€ says one of the many witnesses to the tantrum of Diaz. â€œShe came up and started yelling at Jessica.â€
According to a witness, Biel, 24, stepped away, leaving Diaz, 34, to unleash her fury on Timberlake, 25, who moved with her into a hallway.
Says a guest, â€œFirst she started saying all these nasty things to him about Jessica like, â€˜What is she? Your new fâ€”king girlfriend? Look at her!â€™ And then she insinuated things about other guys that Jessica has been with.â€
The tirade went on for 45 minutes, until Barrymore finally intervened. Says a source, â€œDrew had to grab Cameron and say, â€˜Itâ€™s enough.â€™â€
I can’t say I blame her. Jessica Biel’s kind of a dirty slut. But I do wish I had her ass. Whatever, it doesn’t sound like Justin hit that anyway. Good lookin’ out, JT!