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Patrick Wilson and Brooklyn Decker prove how awkward sex scenes can be

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Sex scenes in movies might be awkward for us to watch at times, but imagine how awkward it must be for the actors filming them – especially since they’re doing it in front of an entire film crew. Brooklyn Decker and Patrick Wilson had to shoot a sex scene for their upcoming movie Stretch, and we get to see a behind-the-scenes look at how they’ve put it all together… and oh man, it’s bad.

Warning, this is mildly NSFW:

Brooklyn Decker Thinks Sideboob Is Pretty Sexy

First of all, I can’t even believe that “sideboob” is a thing. It’s a single word! It has its own website! Emma Watson does it, Miley Cyrus does it, Anne Hathaway does it! Anyone who’s anyone lets half her breast hang out in public and it’s celebrated! Even Brooklyn Decker likes to tease the tits, because she thinks it’s a super sexy thing to do… so long as there’s no nip slip, of course.

From The Huffington Post:

What do you think about sideboob?
I think it’s pretty sexy. I think I would be a little concerned with the things coming out, but I think it’s pretty sexy when a woman does it. I think it looks really good if you could pull it off, but if you’re going to do it I think you make sure you’re practically duct-taped in. Make sure everything is covered, you’re strapped down and there are no hazards or risks of having anything pop out.

Or, you could, you know, wear a top that covers both of your breasts completely so that you don’t have to worry about them ‘popping out’ at any time. I’m a feminist and all and think ladies should wear whatever they want, whenever they want… unless they care about exposing private body parts accidentally while doing it. Maybe I’m just mad because I can’t ever not wear a bra unless I want to bash myself in the eye while playing with the dog, but I just don’t get this trend… at all.

Oh Snap, Brooklyn Decker Topless Photos Have Emerged

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Well hell. I like Brooklyn Decker. And I like her boobs, too. But these pictures? It looks like she’s either got a tit growing out of the crack of her elbow, or the photographer got really happy with Photoshop and somehow misplaced her boob. The pics are older, so the latter may very well be true (everyone was excited about Photoshop back in the day, you know), but in either case, Brooklyn Decker boob! What’s better than that on a rainy Tuesday afternoon?

You can check out the NSFW photos after the jump!

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Love It or Leave It: Brooklyn Decker Lops Off Half Her Hair

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I did the ultimate in crazy last year: I cut my hair off, and it ended up being about an inch and a half long. It looked good, it was way easy to manage, but I’m still reaping the after-effects of having such short hair.

Perhaps Brooklyn Decker might be able to sympathize. She cut almost a foot off of her own mane, but I have a feeling that hers is going to grow in, um, much easier than my hair has, however; there are probably distraught men worldwide that are gasping and clutching at their chests at the mere IDEA that Brooklyn Decker no longer has long, flowing hair down to her ample ass.

What do you guys think – is Brooklyn just as hot with the shorter hair as she was with the longer hair, and what’s the fascination behind long locks anyway?

Brooklyn Decker Has a Really Average Body, Doesn’t She.

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Brooklyn Decker, or as I’m calling her for the day, ‘Sex on Legs,’ has been named as cover model and centerfold for February’s issue of Esquire magazine.

I don’t have a whole lot to say about these pictures, because I’m too busy ramming my fist down my throat in a futile effort to expel two months’ worth of holiday confections, but if I could speak out around those betraying, croissant-loving fingers – DAMN.

You might want to check these photos out. I think there’s some pretty serious nipple down in that there gallery, but I can’t really tell – I think I’ve ruptured some veins in my eyes, but that just might be those laxatives again.

Take That Mandy Moore!

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What better way to cap off my week (Molly will be here for the next couple days) than to post a little gratuitous T&A?  Brooklyn Decker, Sports Illustrated swimsuit model and wife of Andy Roddick poses in September’s issue of GQ.  It seemed like Roddick went out with Mandy Moore forever.  Sure, Mands might be a killer Red Bull douche spokesperson, but look at this chick.  Roddick upgraded, didn’t he?

Andy Roddick Makes It Official

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Looks like a happy ending for everyone. At least this week. Just over a month after his ex-girlfriend Mandy “Suckfest” Moore got hitched to Ryan Adams, Andy Roddick tied the knot with his girlfriend, model Brooklyn Decker.

The athlete, 26, wed his longtime girlfriend, Sports Illustrated model Brooklyn Decker, 21, in an intimate ceremony Friday evening … “It was really simple but beautiful,” a source tells Us. “Just close friends and family.”

Roddick and Decker exchanged platinum wedding bands by Tiffany & Co. during the ceremony, which included a performance by Elton John. …

News of the Friday ceremony was first reported last week by the New York Post, who said Decker celebrated her upcoming wedding with bridesmaids during “a big bachelorette weekend” on April 11 in Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

“They just bounced around and had a great time,” added the paper.

The couple met in 2007 when Roddick asked his agent to contact Decker’s agent after seeing her in SI.

So let’s get this straight: They met because he liked some photos of her in a bikini. He had his people talk to her people. She’s 21. And now they’re married. This is gonna last a looooong time, people. Like maybe even six months.