What Is in the Water in Hollywood?
Oct 21, 2008 at 02:24 pm by Evil Beet

Charlie Sheen’s new wife, Brooke Mueller, is reportedly pregnant with twins.

The per-capita rate of celeb twin pregnancies is kind of ridiculous lately. This can’t be coincidental, can it? Are they all having secret fertility treatments now because twins are totally the new Birkin bag?

Check Out My Baby Bump, Denise
Aug 30, 2008 at 03:33 pm by Evil Beet

Brooke Mueller (aka Mrs. Sheen) shows off her growing belly at her first public appearance since news of her pregnancy hit the interwebs.

She and Charlie attended the grand opening of Yellowtail Sushi Restaurant & Bar At Bellagio in Vegas. Also there: Paris Hilton, Michelle Rodriquez, Shar Jackson, Wilmer Valderrama and that stupid bitch Janelle from Sunset Tan. But I’m not posting any pictures of Janelle because I refuse to play any role in making that self-obsessed, worthless little whore famous.

Everyone’s Pregnant! EVERYONE!
Aug 25, 2008 at 08:47 pm by Evil Beet

Wow, Brooke Mueller wasted absolutely no time in guaranteeing herself some Charlie Sheen child support checks.

Homegirl’s knocked up.

I bet Denise Richards is fuming.

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